masturbation

“You Have An Eel Stuck Where!?”

November 20, 2016
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I’ve done a lot of things I’m not proud of as a result of my masturbation addiction, like wanking to cartoons when the internet goes out. Thankfully I’ve never voluntarily hurt myself more than I intended to, and I’ve certainly never caused any harm to another living creature. However, an unnamed man from southern China […]

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“Serial Masturbator” To Represent Himself In Court?

November 15, 2016
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To commit enough crimes to be labeled a serial offender indicates that there is a serious psychological problem in play. However, if you’re recognized by the judicial system as being a serial masturbator, it sounds like your only real problem is that you get caught too much. However you choose to enjoy your own company […]

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File Under “Well, Duh”

November 4, 2016
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Tallulah Willis Topless & Sort Of Masturbating In A Bathroom

October 24, 2016
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Tallulah Willis is painfully cool. She’s part of that generation of celebrity kids that are famous for being famous. For some reason all you need these days to be a celebrity is to be the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, oh, and to post pics of your boobs on the Internet with semi-regular […]

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How To Give The Best Hand Job, Maybe… Almost… Certainly!

October 23, 2016
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Hand jobs are hard, guys. So hard, I tell you. And I’m not just saying that to make a sexy pun. As a young lass, hand jobs kind of scared me. I didn’t really understand how to do them. I mean, of course I understood the concept, but the finer details like adequate pressure and […]

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Watching Porn In The Library?

October 17, 2016
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Perhaps the most advantageous part of living in the free world is being able to watch porn whenever, and wherever you want. If you’re at the library or even Starbucks and your research suggests you should check out your favorite tube sites, there shouldn’t be anything to stop you. However, what you absolutely can’t do […]

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Bad Allergies? Beat Off Twice & Call Me In The Morning

September 25, 2016
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As somebody who regularly succumbs to his allergies, I really enjoy the winter. The frozen wasteland of New Jersey prevents any death harbingering flowers from blossoming. However, by the time May rolls around I’ll be a red nosed, puffy eyed mess of a man who is slowly being poisoned by nature. Allergies are horrible and relief […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Take a Seat

August 13, 2016
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I had a Fap Along all ready to go, but then I got a request from a long time commenter named Leonard for a bit of face-sitting. I’m the type of girl who is always into pleasing my readers. If you’re ready for a little bit of fun, I’d suggest taking off the rest of […]

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Dirty Jerz Walmart Masturbator

June 9, 2016
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Here’s a not-so-secret hint that I picked up when I was filming amateur porno… Always keep your feet in the shot. Regardless of what is going on in the self-shot porno you happen to be filming, if you include your feet in the frame, you’ll open the viewing audience to include people who are into […]

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Sex News: Porn Not The Enemy, Sex Temple, & Penis Identification

May 17, 2016
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Porn Isn’t The Enemy (Complex) “Whenever we talk about pornography use, we’re really talking about masturbation,” Ley told Complex. “Ninety percent of pornography consumption goes along with masturbation.” He explained how most people claiming that porn is addictive or dangerous are actually using coded language to talk about masturbation. Citing “public health” concerns is often […]

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