masturbation

Fap Along With Harlot: Cheek to Cheek, Balls Deep

March 11, 2017
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Butts are nice and so are dildos. When you stick those two things together, my pussy starts gushing and it’s basically uncontrollable. I put together a fap along list of some double-sided dildo play that I had to share with you Peepz. Grab your favorite cum sock and let’s get started! Adria Rae has the […]

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Shirley Jones’ Secret To Looking Good At 80? Masturbation!

March 8, 2017
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Shirley Jones is an American actress and singer best known for her role as Mrs. Partridge on The Partridge Family. She’s also kind of a saucy GILF. She’s very open about her sex life and in her most recent book she talks about three ways and other details during her 20 year marriage to actor […]

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Firefighters Use Saw To Remove Stuck Sex Toy From Man’s Penis

February 19, 2017
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If I had to construct the most embarrassing scenario for myself, it would probably involve getting my penis stuck in a sex toy and having to go to the emergency room to get it removed. I already don’t like it when the UPS man knocks on the door in the middle of the day. No […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Bright Yellow Like the Sunshine

February 11, 2017
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The weather in Jersey is gloomy and I’m tired of it. I’m presently sitting at my desk in the office trying to think of some work for my fingers to do other than type, so I figured I’d pull out my laptop and get a little bit of work done with you Peepz. Know what’s […]

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The Masturbation Diet?

February 2, 2017
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As a single guy approaching his 30s yet still sporting an impressive dad-bod, I am well aware that merely exercising is not going to be enough to make me live a long and healthy life. I’m going to have to make a significant lifestyle change at some point. However, vegetarianism and diets don’t sit well […]

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Sarah Silverman’s Perfect Night: Masturbating & YouPorn

January 21, 2017
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I’m a huge Sarah Silverman fan. She’s been a tremendous influence on the humor I attempt in my writing and the standup comedy I’m far too terrified to deliver. Sadly she doesn’t tweet sexy pictures or exploit her sexuality for publicity so I rarely get to talk about her here at Peeperz. However, thanks to […]

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The Key To Better Sleep? Sex!

January 4, 2017
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If you’re like me, you often miss a lot of sleep due to a combination of an incessant stream of consciousness and crippling depression. I don’t mean the sad kind of hopeless depression, but the chemical kind that causes intense bursts of creativity followed by the overeating of chicken nuggets. According to a sleep study, […]

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“You Have An Eel Stuck Where!?”

November 20, 2016
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I’ve done a lot of things I’m not proud of as a result of my masturbation addiction, like wanking to cartoons when the internet goes out. Thankfully I’ve never voluntarily hurt myself more than I intended to, and I’ve certainly never caused any harm to another living creature. However, an unnamed man from southern China […]

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“Serial Masturbator” To Represent Himself In Court?

November 15, 2016
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To commit enough crimes to be labeled a serial offender indicates that there is a serious psychological problem in play. However, if you’re recognized by the judicial system as being a serial masturbator, it sounds like your only real problem is that you get caught too much. However you choose to enjoy your own company […]

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File Under “Well, Duh”

November 4, 2016
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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