masturbation

Is Masturbation Healthy? Science Says Yes!

June 7, 2017
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Masturbation is a touchy subject in that everyone does it but no one is willing to talk about it. Television and movies will depict all manner of sexual contact and intimacy yet it’s very rare to see someone rub one out outside of a comedy meant to demean the act. Regardless of what people think, […]

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Man Steals Security Cameras To Destroy Masturbation Footage

June 6, 2017
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I lived at home all through college and in addition to the academics, I learned one very important skill- how to masturbate in complete silence without leaving a trace. Privacy is a luxury most people take for granted. It’s one of those small comforts that you won’t miss until it’s gone, or notice until you’re […]

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Survey Suggests Indian Women Using Older Phones As Dildos

June 5, 2017
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Few things are more terrifying than dropping your cell phone. For those terrifying moments time slows down and you can only watch as your device falls to the ground. After the carnage is over all that’s left to do is pick it up and see how much more debt has been incurred. Things weren’t always […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Hotties in Frames

June 3, 2017
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I’m like a one trick pony this week. I can’t stop thinking about how hot my wife is (and how strange it is to say that). One of the sexiest things about her doesn’t even have anything to do with her physical body…Her glasses are her ultimate accessory. I love it when she’s fucking me […]

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Oklahoma Man Caught Doing WHAT In A Walmart Bathroom!?

June 1, 2017
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I like going to Walmart because they have everything I could possibly want and a whole bunch of interesting people to look at. I don’t take myself seriously enough to judge anyone else in this world but when I see an obese, elderly woman shopping in a skin-tight, leopard print bodysuit it just makes me […]

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Swedish Court: Masturbating On The Beach is ‘Okay’

April 7, 2017
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Swedish women are known throughout the world for being flagrantly attractive and sexually liberated. I would imagine going to a beach in Sweden would be an exercise in advanced boner hiding. Unless you’re wearing a pair of snug jean shorts your only options are to remain waist deep in the ocean or to randomly find […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Cheek to Cheek, Balls Deep

March 11, 2017
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Butts are nice and so are dildos. When you stick those two things together, my pussy starts gushing and it’s basically uncontrollable. I put together a fap along list of some double-sided dildo play that I had to share with you Peepz. Grab your favorite cum sock and let’s get started! Adria Rae has the […]

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Shirley Jones’ Secret To Looking Good At 80? Masturbation!

March 8, 2017
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Shirley Jones is an American actress and singer best known for her role as Mrs. Partridge on The Partridge Family. She’s also kind of a saucy GILF. She’s very open about her sex life and in her most recent book she talks about three ways and other details during her 20 year marriage to actor […]

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Firefighters Use Saw To Remove Stuck Sex Toy From Man’s Penis

February 19, 2017
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If I had to construct the most embarrassing scenario for myself, it would probably involve getting my penis stuck in a sex toy and having to go to the emergency room to get it removed. I already don’t like it when the UPS man knocks on the door in the middle of the day. No […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Bright Yellow Like the Sunshine

February 11, 2017
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The weather in Jersey is gloomy and I’m tired of it. I’m presently sitting at my desk in the office trying to think of some work for my fingers to do other than type, so I figured I’d pull out my laptop and get a little bit of work done with you Peepz. Know what’s […]

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