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The Search For Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis?

May 21, 2013

Make any accusations you wish about my insecurities and insatiable desire for approval, but I like to win at things or at the very least be better than people I hate. The “Smallest Penis Contest” at King’s County Bar in Brooklyn, however, is one competition where I wouldn’t mind coming in dead last. The contest [...]

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Man Cuts Off His Own Penis To Spite His Girlfriend?

May 17, 2013

I’ve heard the expression “cut off your own nose to spite your face” but never “cut off your own dick to spite your girlfriend” but this is what literally happened recently in Taiwan. An unnamed man (luckily for him) was rushed to the hospital after he chopped off his own dick while fighting with his [...]

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Does The Color Of Your Bedroom Affect Your Sex Life?

May 17, 2013

Everyone wants to improve their sex life, but exercising and eating properly is really hard. If only there was something really easy you could do to increase the amount of sex you have without making any drastic or effort consuming life changes. Travelodge has your back! The kingpin of hotels conducted a survey in the [...]

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NYPD Says Women Allowed To Go Topless!

May 16, 2013

It’s kind of odd in this day and age that it’s socially acceptable for a man to walk around with no shirt on but the moment a woman joins “No Shirt Nation,” someone gets arrested for public indecency. It’s not just boobs, either. A lot of heavier set men confuse being fat with bring strong [...]

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Places Not to Stick Your Dick

May 15, 2013

Fiona Wilde is a staff writer and commentator for sssh.com and a published author of erotic novels for Blushing Books. Fiona comes from a background as a journalist for a large daily newspaper, but moved into erotica after mainstream media could not pay enough to keep her an honest woman. Her columns can be found on sssh.com [...]

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Man Arrested For Picking Up Hooker On His Honeymoon. Oops!

May 15, 2013

My dad once told me you always try on a pair of boots before you cut the tags off and then he winked so violently that actual sparks shot out of his face. While most couples are sexually active prior to marriage, it’s still expected that newlywed couples spend their honeymoon have copious amounts of [...]

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Nipple Tattooing Is The Newest Trend?

May 14, 2013

Tit Tattooing (say it ten times fast)! Yes it’s a thing, well actually, nipple tatts are now the new big thing. And no, our famously tattooed Twitter hottie Katie Pornhub does not have tattooed headlights and she’s not getting any even though Peeperz is offering to pay to transform her nips into little images of Bucky’s face. [...]

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Naked Pope Protestor Arrested

May 13, 2013

One of my favorite activities in college was avoiding pretentious assholes trying to tell me what to care about. While I may be very passionate about equality, conservation, and reproductive rights I don’t feel the need to help some unwashed, scruffy looking hippy get a good grade on a paper by listening to a half-informed [...]

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Sex & Porn Make Us Feel Better About Death – Science!

May 13, 2013

We try to keep things light around here on Peeperz, we’re all about sex, porn, dirty celebs, and good times. But if things ever get heavy for you, if you wake up in the middle of the night terrified because someday, no matter what, (but hopefully many, many, years from now) you will die, we [...]

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Aspiring BBW Model Consuming 5,000 Calories A Day!

May 10, 2013

Most people I know with BBW fetishes grew their taste for larger women out of necessity. They really love their girlfriends who in turn really love browsing Reddit for five hours a day while drinking three or four caramel Frappuccinos. There are also those who legitimately admire the soft, sweaty curves of a big woman, [...]

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