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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Miley Cyrus (2015)

February 23, 2017
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In this day and age news is on a 24 hour cycle. If it happened last week it’s already old news, so I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, 2015 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR A THROW BACK. I DO WHAT I WANT. OKAY. Okay. I’m glad that’s settled and we’ve come to an agreement. I wouldn’t […]

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Kate Upton Graces The Cover Of Sports Illustrated Once Again

February 21, 2017
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Is this a Kate Upton comeback?! She’s on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, which is how she rose to fame in the first place. I feel like this is a good omen. Plus, she looks goood. The covers aren’t my favorite, though. I really like the pics where she’s lying on the […]

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Bella Hadid Nipples So You’ll Take Her Modelling Seriously

February 20, 2017
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There’s no denying that Kendall, Kylie, Ireland, Hailey, Gigi, and Bella – you know, the children of famous people – are all gorgeous as fuck, but would these people have modelling careers if they had just walked off the street and into a modelling agency? *Do people still do that? Walk into a modelling agency […]

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German Ski Racer Christina Geiger Nude In Euro Playboy

February 14, 2017
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Christina Geiger is a skier. She’s the first professional skier who’s name I’ve bothered to commit to memory. You can thank Euro Playboy for that, because DAYUM. Have you see this photoshoot? It’s amazing. Christina is gorgeous! To be honest I was expecting more muscle, because you’ve got to be fit as fuck when you’re […]

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Marisa Papen Walking Around Nude In The Garden Of Eden

February 10, 2017
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Holy fucking Christ, Marisa Papen is killing me softly with her curves. I’m a sucker for nature shoots, especially waterfall shoots. I know, I know they’ve been done to death, but when they work, they work. This Marisa Papen shoot is the best I’ve seen in a while! It’s doesn’t hurt that as I’m ogling […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Gina Valentina?

February 6, 2017
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Gina Valentina is a petite pornstar of Latin descent. According to online info I’ve been able to gather, she’s apparently from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I don’t know how accurate this info is, but I buy it. I mean, clearly she’s also American (?), but saying a pornstar is from Brazil sounds more exotic, which […]

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Dioni Tabbers Tits Are A Good Reason To Believe In God

February 1, 2017
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Gawd, I didn’t know Trump owned a model agency. It doesn’t come as a surprise, but it still bugs me to find out that Dioni Tabbers is signed with Trump Models. I’m sure Trump has very little to do with the actual agency, he’s got people to deal with the inner workings of running a […]

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Bella Hadid See-Through Boobs At The Dior Ball In Paris!

January 31, 2017
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I’ve been feeling kinda of meh about Bella Hadid these days, but these pictures of Bella at the Dior Ball in Paris have me firmly in the pro-Bella camp again. SHE LOOKS LIKE A SEXY FAIRY PRINCESS! Whoever created that sheer dress needs an award. The color is perfect for Bella’s Ice Queen look and […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Samantha Bentley (2015)

January 26, 2017
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Penthouse was my favorite skin mag pre-internet. I used to steal my brother’s copies all the time. When I was ten I would look at the pictures, read the Penthouse Forum letters, and get off by turning over on my stomach and humping the mattress. It’s been a long fucking time since I’ve even looked […]

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Ashley Graham Shows Off Dat Ass For V Magazine

January 24, 2017
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I just came to the realization that for years now I’ve been confusing V Magazine with W Magazine and vice versa. I attempted to go through old posts and verify if I always referred to the right magazine, but I eventually gave up. There’s just too many fashion porn posts to go through. Let’s just […]

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