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Sydney Graham Is A Glowing Goddess With A Great Ass

June 21, 2017
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It is so damn humid that my skin has gone from looking like a dewy meadow to some kind of swamp thing. I’m basically Julia Adams in the Creature from the Black Lagoon, which is nothing like the Blue Lagoon FIY. Although, they’re both classics in their own right. Sydney Graham, on the other hand, looks […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Kendall Woods?

June 19, 2017
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Why, oh why, would someone spell the name Kendall with two L’s? That’s just confusing. Wait— A quick Google search has informed me that Kendall with two L’s is actually quite common. At least she didn’t spell it Kyndall. Now that would have been plain ol’ wrong. Kendall Woods (a.k.a. Kendall with two L’s) is a […]

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Top 20: Bouncing Boob Gifs Of Tumblr

June 15, 2017
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Boobs really are the best body parts. Asses are a close second, so are vulvas, but there’s something about the roundness and smooshiness of tits that just gets to me every time. I think, in part, it has something to do with the fact that my tits are really sensitive, so when I see tits, not […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Kizzy & Sandrine (1994)

June 15, 2017
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This is exactly like the kind of photoshoot I would have been masturbating to when I was a wee lass and the only porn I could get my hands on were the skin mags my brother had hidden in his bedroom, except he was more of a Penthouse man. The brunette on the cover is […]

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Amber Rose’s Bush Is Quite Nice, Don’t You Agree?!

June 14, 2017
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Amber Rose isn’t so much bringing back the bush as joining a movement that’s been going on for a few years now where we’ve seen women show off more and more body hair, from their underarms to their pussies. As you all know, I’m all for the liberation of women and banning body shame to […]

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Last Week On Insta: Jess, Kylie Jenner, Aspen Maye & +++

June 11, 2017
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Last week on Insta, Kylie Jenner announced that she’ll be opening Kylie Shop soon where you’ll be able to buy your very own custom made Kylie robot. She’s won’t be marketing them as sex dolls per se, but we all know they’re for sticking your peen into. If Man is 5, then the Devil is […]

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Huh, Hailey Baldwin Tops Maxim’s Hot 100 List?!

June 9, 2017
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Hailey Baldwin is pretty, that’s true, and I’m sure she’s a great person with lots of positive attributes, but I can’t help but be hella surprised that Maxim gave her the number one spot at the top of their Hot 100 list (yes, they still do that and yes people still care). I’m just get […]

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Claire Fromaigeat Is A Revelation For Lui Magazine

June 7, 2017
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I was ready to write a rant about how much of an asshole my Dad can be, I was actually a paragraph in when I decided to delete it and start over, because these nude pictures of model Claire Fromaigeat don’t deserve to be associated with the negative vibes of a douchebro who just happened […]

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Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Ariana Marie?

June 6, 2017
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I’m starting to think that pornstars are basically hot women who are too short to be models and/or that short women are predisposed to being sex fiends. Everyone knows that to make it as a model you’ve got to be at least 5’8″ tall, and although I won’t go as far as saying that all […]

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Last Week On Insta: Ashley Graham, London Andrews, & More +++

June 4, 2017
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Goddamn cat keeps walking across my keyboard while I’m editing this post. If you find a weird string of letters somewhere, blame him. Also, I went to the dentist today and my mouth is half frozen, so I look like I’ve had a stroke. Hawt! #DoItForTheGraham @swimsuitsforall A post shared by A S H L […]

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