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Manon Le Botlan’s Tits & I Are In A Serious Relationship!

August 16, 2017
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Have you Peepz ever heard of The Undress? It was popular on Kickstarter a few years ago. Basically, it’s a large dress that you slip over your sports/swim gear and it has these weird side openings that you can use to pull your bottoms on and off without flashing the whole world. Basically, it’s the […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Olive Glass?

August 14, 2017
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The first time I laid eyes on Olive Glass she was gracing the cover of Penthouse Magazine. One look at the dark-haired vixen and I knew it was love. She has the looks to be a major player in the porn industry, but unfortunately, her career has never quite taken off. I blame it on […]

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Monday Morning Before Jerk: Have You Met Sarah Banks?

July 31, 2017
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Did Sarah Banks name herself after the family in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Did she though? If so, she should have gone all out and named herself Ashley Banks or Hillary Banks, or even Willa Banks. Yup, I think I would have gone with Willa Banks. It has a nice ring to it, then again […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Zana (2006)

July 27, 2017
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I just had a live earwig in my mouth. How did this happen, Lola, you find yourself asking?! No, I was not trying out some new age cuisine. Nope, I was not so desperate for food that I decided foraging for grubs was a good idea. I was simply sipping through a straw. I like […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Marsha May?

July 24, 2017
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Marsha May is only 4 feet and 11 fucking inches tall. THAT IS SHORT! I didn’t even know they made people that short. There must be something in the air in Miami, Florida, that makes short women really horny and revved up for a career in porn. They. Are. Everywhere. This tiny bottled blonde bombshell […]

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Last Week On Insta: Frankie Sinister, Natalya Marie & More +++

July 23, 2017
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The cat came back. We will be seeing you soon Dallas!!! We are bringing back all the favorites that we know you love and want to see again!! Come out to our VaultSin show!! Tickets on sale: https://prekindle.com/vivas @wickedhailey @her.sins @vivaslounge A post shared by Frankie Sinister (@frankie_sinister) on Jul 16, 2017 at 4:45pm PDT

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Denise Richards (2004)

July 20, 2017
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I want Denise Richards to write a tell-all book about her life with Charlie Sheen. I was a fan of Spin City back in the day when Charlie Sheen replaced Michael J. Fox as the lead of the show. Things were going so well for The Charles in the early aughts. At least it appeared […]

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Top 10: Reasons Why Kissa Sins Is Hotter As A Brunette!

July 18, 2017
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To be fair, Kissa Sins looks hot no matter what color her hair is, but if I’m going to randomly make my opinion known I’ve gotta say, I really love the brown hair. Now, if only I could somehow make her take more candid pictures and less I’m-doing-an-extreme-angle-with-pouty-lips-pose I could die happy. Sure, she probably doesn’t […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Sami Parker?

July 17, 2017
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Lil’ Sami Parker sucks. She’s an up and cumming porn starlet who is terribly good at sucking dick (see what I did there). Hailing from the grand state of Arizona, there’s nothing this thrill seeker won’t do. According to her Digital Playground bio, Sami loves rollercoasters, underground parties and walking her dog in the woods […]

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Last Week On Insta: Olive Glass, Riley Reid, & Sasha Grey +++

July 16, 2017
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I’m so pissed. I just bought a new laptop, because my old one was slowing dying and it turns out I pretty much bought a piece of crap. IT’S  SOOOO SLOW and the trackpad is NOT responsive at all. I seriously have to scroll up to three times to get things moving. Oh and the […]

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