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Pics Of Tove Lo Flashing Her Boobs At Coachella For Posterity

April 25, 2017
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Coachella happened, which means the internet is flush with pictures of hot young celebrities wearing culturally inappropriate clothing and/or very little clothing at all. I think the no clothing at all is the safer bet. When you don’t understand what cultural appropriation means, it’s best to avoid all iffy “festival” wardrobe choices and just go […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Jezabel Vessir?

April 24, 2017
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Jezabel Vessir, the cam model turned pornstar, is known for her big natural tits. They’re quite spectacular, a conclusion I’m sure you’ll come to on your own as soon as you set eyes on the photo gallery I put together for you Peepz. See what I mean? SPECTACULAR. I don’t know much about this stunning […]

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Last Week On Insta: Shannon Lee Heberlein, Ashley Graham & +++

April 22, 2017
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One of my friends announced that she wants to get a boob job, which got us talking about plastic surgery. She mentioned that her boyfriend brought up the topic of butt implants as if this was something new that none of us had ever heard of. Oh man, I had a good time educating her […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Alina Puscau (2009)

April 20, 2017
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Jesus God, when I first saw this photoshoot I was looking at thumbnails, so I actually thought there were two women in the pictures, you know, instead of one woman and a mannequin. I was going to comment on how the second chick seemed creepily devoid of any distinguishing characteristics. That’s when I looked closer […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Kira Noir Gets You Through The Week

April 19, 2017
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I’ve got masturbation injuries. You know that feeling you get when you haven’t had sex in a while and then you get some and the next day you’re sore in places your forgot existed? Yeah, that feeling. It’s the same feeling you get when you go to the gym after a long staycation and the […]

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Alexandra Daddario Is Clearly An Olympian Goddess!

April 18, 2017
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I’m still a little weirded out by the fact that the first time I saw Alexandra Daddario she was playing the daughter of Olympian God Athena in Percy Jackson and the Something or Other. That was a kids movie. I know this, because I watched it while babysitting my buddy’s kids. These days, though, when […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Gia Paige?

April 17, 2017
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I was waiting at the pharmacy the other day and I was checking out some dude who was pretty cute. He was ahead of me at the cash and he told the cashier to let me go first. He called me Ma’am. I now know what it feels like to be stabbed in the heart. […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Wendy & Janet (1986)

April 13, 2017
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I won’t tell you how old I am, because some of you degenerates probably get off thinking I’m a 19 year-old coed or some bullshit like that. Suffice it to say that I’m in that sweet spot age wise where I’m all about those new technologies, but I can still remember the days when people […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Kristen Scott Gets Your Through The Week

April 12, 2017
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I did this thing where one friend invited me to a show and then I invited another friend to the same show and now he wants to bring his kid, because he can’t find a babysitter and now I have to tell the first friend that this outing has become a kid friendly zone and […]

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Ella Weisskamp By Aris Jerome Is A Hazy Blur Of Sexy Colors

April 9, 2017
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Buying stuff is hard. I’ve wasted so many hours in the last few months researching cameras online. There’s just too much information and too much choice. I just want to take nice pictures damn it, without having to sell my first born child for the opportunity. It’s okay, because I don’t plan on having any […]

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