Texas

Best Present Ever, But Not For Her

January 10, 2017
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Did you Peepz get any presents while you were celebrating or not celebrating this holiday season? I gave my wife a Pure Wand. She cried when she opened it and she cried when she came with it the first time. It was probably the best present ever. Then I started reading about odd presents that […]

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Texas Man Stiffs Bill, Dies After Night Of Lap Dances

December 18, 2016
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Strip clubs are amazing. The clashing of cheap cologne and a dozen different types of body spray combined with the colored lights and loud music create a sensory symphony that resonates with the soul. Plus nude women serve you liquor and they’re really nice to you so long as you have a pocket full of […]

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Reporter Moonlighting as ‘Angry Stripper’ Has Been Fired

December 13, 2016
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The Diary of an Angry Stripper is a blog maintained by Sarah Tressler wherein she talks about the knuckleheads, bizarre fetishes, and humorous circumstances she encounters while performing as an erotic dancer. Sarah started dancing in college while she studied towards a master’s degree in Journalism at NYU. She gained some notoriety when it became […]

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No More Porn For Texas Prisoners

December 6, 2016
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How the rest of the world views the United States is how the rest of the United States views Texas. The tits are huge, the sun is angry, and the justice is swift. Texas’ #1 export is legally killed corpses. If there were ever a state I would absolutely refuse to commit a crime in, […]

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I’m Really Digging Ashley Smith & Her Sweet Tits This Week!

October 28, 2016
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Ashley Smith is Playboy‘s Miss November and that makes me a happy puppy. (I don’t know why I’m a puppy in this scenario… just go with it.) The photographs, taken by Zoey Grossman, have that ’70s vibe to them that has been so popular over the last couple years. It’s that diffused outdoor light, the […]

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Pastor & His Wife Encourage Sex For Jesus

February 6, 2016
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You might not be able to tell, but I am actually pretty religious. I occasionally go to church and when I do I am perfectly groomed and well behaved. The purpose of all this is to get laid. You see, I am 28 years old, and 28 divided by 2 plus 7 is 21. I […]

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That Pussy is Not a Gun Holster

September 15, 2015
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Texas cops don’t want to hear your bullshit. They’re tough on crime and sometimes they’re even tougher when it comes to punishment…and I’m not talking about the good type of punishment that involves hair pulling and red butt cheeks. Gabriel Garcia and her friend Ashley Cecilia Castaneda were driving on September 7th when they were […]

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Man Robs Sex Store To Feed His Family?

September 4, 2014
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One of the things I’ve learned in 31-years on this planet is that people can justify anything. Every crook is the hero of their own story, the most famous of which would be Robin Hood. He robbed from the rich to give to the poor, which sounds like a noble endeavor until someone with less […]

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Women Go Topless In Protest Against Gun Nuts

August 5, 2014
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A hot topic in American politics earlier this summer was the right for gun owners to openly carry their weapons. Their reasoning was that the presence of responsible citizens in possession of firearms would deter people from committing violent crimes using guns. To help make their point, a bunch of gun owners of varying degrees […]

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Houston Strip Clubs To Be Completely Topless Once Again!

November 28, 2013
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The way people in the United States make fun of Texas is the way Texans make fun of Houston. It’s a weird city with a bunch of weird laws, but the one we’re concerned about now has to do with nipples. While Houston has an impressive number of strip clubs, it’s illegal for dancers to […]

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