throw back thursday

Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Beatrice (2007)

June 22, 2017
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It’s been a decade since this photoshoot appeared in the Estonian issue of Playboy and it shows. I’m not sure what nude models look like in Estonia these days, but this isn’t it. I’m not saying it’s bad, because it’s not. Beatrice is quite fetching, but it’s almost like the stylist and photographer couldn’t figure out […]

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Throw Back Thursday: Angelina Jolie For People Magazine (1998)

May 25, 2017
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Back in 1998, Angelina Jolie was my ultimate celebrity crush. I still think she’s gorgeous, but I miss the knife wielding, blood wearing, crazy Angelina with an edgy style. These days (and ever since her image reform) Angie is kind of boring. She’s too much of a goody two shoes what with her UN work […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Susan (1977)

May 18, 2017
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Oh man, the past was so great! This photoshoot is how you do Halloween. Don’t fuck around, just dress a woman up as a sexy scarecrow and call it a day. Don’t forget to finish the night off by taking a sponge bath in an old timey washing tub by the light of your oil […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Zheng Jia Yu (1996)

May 11, 2017
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Is Playboy the one truly international brand? I swear every country has their very own version of the skin mag. According to Wiki, they might not be in EVERY country, but they’ve definitely got a good hold on most of the world. Countries that have their own edition, not counting the States, are as follows: […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Yianna Poliakou (2004)

May 4, 2017
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Wow Yianna Poliakou is so damn pretty. She looks a little bit like Jennifer Lawrence. Just a little bit… around the eyes I think. I also get Claudia Schiffer vibes, but that might just be because of the hair. Oh, and Gigi Hadid vibes too, again, probably the hair. Pictures number four and five are […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Sabrina (1986)

April 27, 2017
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Do you know what I hate about summer? The birds start chirping at three in the morning some days. I swear, there you are trying to get some quality alone time in the middle of the night and the damn birds won’t leave you alone. I can understand why some people would grab a shotgun […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Alina Puscau (2009)

April 20, 2017
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Jesus God, when I first saw this photoshoot I was looking at thumbnails, so I actually thought there were two women in the pictures, you know, instead of one woman and a mannequin. I was going to comment on how the second chick seemed creepily devoid of any distinguishing characteristics. That’s when I looked closer […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Wendy & Janet (1986)

April 13, 2017
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I won’t tell you how old I am, because some of you degenerates probably get off thinking I’m a 19 year-old coed or some bullshit like that. Suffice it to say that I’m in that sweet spot age wise where I’m all about those new technologies, but I can still remember the days when people […]

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Let’s Fondly Remember That Time Olivia Munn Posed For Maxim

March 9, 2017
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If I had to point to a moment in time when Olivia Munn officially became one of my favorite hotties, I would point to the photoshoot she did for Maxim Magazine in 2011. Although I like to think of myself as a geek I wasn’t really aware of Olivia’s Munn rise to fame on Attack of […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Miley Cyrus (2015)

February 23, 2017
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In this day and age news is on a 24 hour cycle. If it happened last week it’s already old news, so I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, 2015 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR A THROW BACK. I DO WHAT I WANT. OKAY. Okay. I’m glad that’s settled and we’ve come to an agreement. I wouldn’t […]

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