throw back thursday

Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Alina Puscau (2009)

April 20, 2017
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Jesus God, when I first saw this photoshoot I was looking at thumbnails, so I actually thought there were two women in the pictures, you know, instead of one woman and a mannequin. I was going to comment on how the second chick seemed creepily devoid of any distinguishing characteristics. That’s when I looked closer […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Wendy & Janet (1986)

April 13, 2017
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I won’t tell you how old I am, because some of you degenerates probably get off thinking I’m a 19 year-old coed or some bullshit like that. Suffice it to say that I’m in that sweet spot age wise where I’m all about those new technologies, but I can still remember the days when people […]

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Let’s Fondly Remember That Time Olivia Munn Posed For Maxim

March 9, 2017
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If I had to point to a moment in time when Olivia Munn officially became one of my favorite hotties, I would point to the photoshoot she did for Maxim Magazine in 2011. Although I like to think of myself as a geek I wasn’t really aware of Olivia’s Munn rise to fame on Attack of […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Miley Cyrus (2015)

February 23, 2017
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In this day and age news is on a 24 hour cycle. If it happened last week it’s already old news, so I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, 2015 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR A THROW BACK. I DO WHAT I WANT. OKAY. Okay. I’m glad that’s settled and we’ve come to an agreement. I wouldn’t […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Samantha Bentley (2015)

January 26, 2017
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Penthouse was my favorite skin mag pre-internet. I used to steal my brother’s copies all the time. When I was ten I would look at the pictures, read the Penthouse Forum letters, and get off by turning over on my stomach and humping the mattress. It’s been a long fucking time since I’ve even looked […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Carrie Fisher (1983)

January 19, 2017
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Is it too soon? Is this totally déclassé? Probably. But, and bear with me here, doing a Throw Back Thursday featuring Carrie Fisher after she just died isn’t a totally gross way to capitalize on her untimely demise, but rather it’s a way to celebrate her beauty, her charm, and her wit in a time of […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Azealia Banks (2015)

January 12, 2017
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I’m pretty sure Azealia Banks is trolling the internet. She was booted off Twitter for some racist comments she made against one of the One Direction dudes. Zayn Malik, I believe. Now her Facebook account has been deleted because she called Brazilians “third world freaks.” I’m not sure if that was before or after she […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Daisy Lowe (2010)

January 5, 2017
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Daisy Lowe is my favorite. I know I say that a lot, but I dare you to watch this video from 2010 and not fall in love with her. I dare you. Come on. Go watch. To the end. And? How do you feel? Don’t hold back what you feel. Let your tiger out. It’s […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Charisse (1990)

December 22, 2016
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Holy crap, Hustler had it going on in the ’90s. I don’t know much about this model, except for the fact that she went under the name Charisse and that she had a banging bod, but I can tell you without a doubt that I would have masturbated to pic number three (see photo gallery) […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Garcelle Beauvais (2007)

December 1, 2016
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Garcelle Beauvais has been a mainstay of the small screen since the mid-’80s. However, I remember her most from her stint on The Jamie Foxx Show. I didn’t watch that show on the regular. I couldn’t really tell you any of the plot lines… besides the whole Jamie-Foxx-is-a-struggling-actor-working-at-his-aunt-and-uncle’s-hotel shtick. I used to catch it at […]

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