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Pics Of Tove Lo Flashing Her Boobs At Coachella For Posterity

April 25, 2017
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Coachella happened, which means the internet is flush with pictures of hot young celebrities wearing culturally inappropriate clothing and/or very little clothing at all. I think the no clothing at all is the safer bet. When you don’t understand what cultural appropriation means, it’s best to avoid all iffy “festival” wardrobe choices and just go […]

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Ella Weisskamp By Aris Jerome Is A Hazy Blur Of Sexy Colors

April 9, 2017
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Buying stuff is hard. I’ve wasted so many hours in the last few months researching cameras online. There’s just too much information and too much choice. I just want to take nice pictures damn it, without having to sell my first born child for the opportunity. It’s okay, because I don’t plan on having any […]

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Nicole Kidman Topless In Some TV Show No One Cares About

March 14, 2017
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I’m kidding, I’m sure a lot of people care about HBO’s new miniseries “Big Little Lies.” I saw a few previews and it looked pretty good, but I don’t have HBO and I already have too many shows on my dance card already, so I didn’t really investigate further. The premise is pretty cool, though. […]

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Bella Hadid Nipples So You’ll Take Her Modelling Seriously

February 20, 2017
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There’s no denying that Kendall, Kylie, Ireland, Hailey, Gigi, and Bella – you know, the children of famous people – are all gorgeous as fuck, but would these people have modelling careers if they had just walked off the street and into a modelling agency? *Do people still do that? Walk into a modelling agency […]

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Tove Lo Wears Pot Leaf Pasties To Help Launch New Album

November 22, 2016
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I’m not saying Tove Lo is the new Miley Cyrus, but they’re definitely taking pages from the same playbook. Tove Lo has been on the sex blog radars for a while now, but she hasn’t been popular enough or naked enough to take central billing, but I feel like that’s all changing now. Ever since […]

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Frances Bean Cobain Topless & Nipply For Schön!

November 20, 2016
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Sigh. I’ve got a major crush on Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love’s daughter Frances Bean Cobain. I’m sighing, because the thought of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love is making me miss my youth, which isn’t very hard to do since this decade seems to be all about reviving the ’90s. Everytime I turn my head […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Samantha Mathis (1990)

November 10, 2016
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As a young lass I had a pretty big crush on Christian Slater. I blame several movies for this awakening: Heathers, Gleaming The Cube, Young Guns II, True Romance, and last, but not least Pump Up The Volume. PUTV was a revelation! I thought every word that came out of Hard Harry’s mouth was pure […]

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Tallulah Willis Topless & Sort Of Masturbating In A Bathroom

October 24, 2016
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Tallulah Willis is painfully cool. She’s part of that generation of celebrity kids that are famous for being famous. For some reason all you need these days to be a celebrity is to be the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, oh, and to post pics of your boobs on the Internet with semi-regular […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Alyssa Arce (2016)

September 22, 2016
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Yes, 2016, or rather February 2016, definitely counts as a throwback. Why? Because I say so, that’s why. As we’ve already established on this blog, I do what I damn well please. Not really, but no one as tried to stop me yet, so I assume that my word has become law around here and […]

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Hadassah Richardson Caught Topless While Changing At The Beach

September 18, 2016
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Hadassah Richardson is a model. She’s also Terry Richardson’s daughter from a relationship that did not end well…. nor did it start well, for that matter. Hadassah’s mother modeled for Richardson back in the day and you know what a perv he is, so you can only imagine how that went. HR’s mother fared better […]

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