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Say Hello To Honey Gold Your New Favorite Porn Star!!!

March 22, 2017
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You all know Mark Spiegler, right? He’s the man behind Spiegler Girls  one of the top talent agencies in the adult industry. He represents hotties such as Asa Akira, Riley Reid, Annika Albrite, Kira Noir, and AJ Applegate. It’s a good thing his agency is so well regarded, because the dude’s website looks like it […]

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Revenge Of The GIFs With Megan Rain

March 21, 2017
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Make it rain. Make it rain. Or, you know, Megan Rain. Megan Rain makes it rain semen. Semen ALL OVER THE PLACE. Actually, Megan Rain chose that particular moniker, because she kind of looks like Megan Fox and she can squirt like a power hose. Truth be told, I have never seen her squirt so […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Lyra Law?

March 20, 2017
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Before getting into good ol’ regular hardcore porn, Lyra Law worked as a dominatrix out of her own dungeon in downtown L.A. I mention this, because when Lyra did her first interviews at AVN in 2015 she hadn’t even shot her first scenes yet, but it wasn’t like the tall, leggy blonde was a stranger […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Elle Alexandra?

March 13, 2017
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“What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. No not just for some but for everyone. Lord, we don’t need another blonde. There are boobs and bums enough to climb. There are thighs […]

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Nicki Minaj Broke Fashion With Her Tit Out!

March 7, 2017
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Nicki Minaj wore an asymmetrical jacket/shirt/thing that completely exposed one of her boobs while attending an Haider Ackerman fashion show and all is well with the world. For a moment I was actually able to forget about the impending doom. You too can zone out and experience a moment a bliss and all you’ve got […]

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Return Of The GIFs With Riley (Buzzed Baby) Nixon

March 6, 2017
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Riley Nixon is a pansexual pornstar from Manitoba (that’s in Canada, yo) whose good looks and shaved head has garnered her a lot of attention in the adult industry. Very little is know about her personal life, but from what I’ve gathered she’s approx 20-years-old and has, at one time or another, gone under the […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Anya Olsen?

February 27, 2017
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The other day I was watching a commercial. I don’t know what they were selling. Yogourt, maybe. It doesn’t matter. What matters is that the woman on screen was contemplating eating something and what finally got her to say yes was that that she has lost 1 millimeter around her ass, which means she was […]

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The Only Sexy Lap Dance Tricks You’ll Ever Need!

February 22, 2017
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Valentine’s Day has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean that you have to stop giving your man lap dances. Yes, that’s right. I said “your man,” it could be “your woman” or “your person of fluid gender” it doesn’t really matter. What matters here is that that person is “yours” and that you calls […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Bright Yellow Like the Sunshine

February 11, 2017
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The weather in Jersey is gloomy and I’m tired of it. I’m presently sitting at my desk in the office trying to think of some work for my fingers to do other than type, so I figured I’d pull out my laptop and get a little bit of work done with you Peepz. Know what’s […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Gina Valentina?

February 6, 2017
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Gina Valentina is a petite pornstar of Latin descent. According to online info I’ve been able to gather, she’s apparently from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I don’t know how accurate this info is, but I buy it. I mean, clearly she’s also American (?), but saying a pornstar is from Brazil sounds more exotic, which […]

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