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Porn Blooper Reels, Because Why Not?!

June 22, 2017
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The corkscrew phone cord stuck in the scrunchie is so retro. Every. Porn. Shoot. Should do bloopers reel! It’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen. This Vivid Throwback is SFW, so it’s kind of tame, but just imagine the kind of stuff we could see on an Adriana Chechik shoot?! Just imagine! I feel […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Kendra Lust Gets You Through The Week

June 21, 2017
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Lisa Ann is the number one MILF everyone knows and loves, but my personal favorite is Kendra Lust. The Peepz over at the AVN Awards agree, because after nominating her a few times they finally gave her the 2017 MILF Performer of the Year Award. I hope she has it mounted in her house somewhere. I […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Kendall Woods?

June 19, 2017
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Why, oh why, would someone spell the name Kendall with two L’s? That’s just confusing. Wait— A quick Google search has informed me that Kendall with two L’s is actually quite common. At least she didn’t spell it Kyndall. Now that would have been plain ol’ wrong. Kendall Woods (a.k.a. Kendall with two L’s) is a […]

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Amber Rose’s Bush Is Quite Nice, Don’t You Agree?!

June 14, 2017
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Amber Rose isn’t so much bringing back the bush as joining a movement that’s been going on for a few years now where we’ve seen women show off more and more body hair, from their underarms to their pussies. As you all know, I’m all for the liberation of women and banning body shame to […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Blair Williams Gets You Through The Week

June 14, 2017
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Blair Williams is a former church preschool teacher who lost her anal virginity before her vaginal virginity, because Catholics. Oh and she also won The Sex Factor. Remember that show? I was pretty excited when they first announced a reality TV show that was all about finding the next top pornstar, but then nobody watched […]

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Huh, Hailey Baldwin Tops Maxim’s Hot 100 List?!

June 9, 2017
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Hailey Baldwin is pretty, that’s true, and I’m sure she’s a great person with lots of positive attributes, but I can’t help but be hella surprised that Maxim gave her the number one spot at the top of their Hot 100 list (yes, they still do that and yes people still care). I’m just get […]

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Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Ariana Marie?

June 6, 2017
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I’m starting to think that pornstars are basically hot women who are too short to be models and/or that short women are predisposed to being sex fiends. Everyone knows that to make it as a model you’ve got to be at least 5’8″ tall, and although I won’t go as far as saying that all […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Lady Fyre Gets You Through The Week

May 31, 2017
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Lady Fyre is Camille Crimson’s kinkier, older sister. They’re not really related. At least, I don’t think so, but they might as well be. Can you tell me which is which? Lady Fyre or… Camille Crimson? I posted these pics and I’m having a hard time telling them apart. This post is going to turn […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Ava Dalush?

May 29, 2017
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Ava Dalush is a British pornstar of Mexican and Scottish descent. She’s one of those brunettes that come off as effortlessly beautiful. She has an incredible body – her ass, tits, legs, everything is perfect – but if forced to choose a favorite body part I’d have to go with her hips. I don’t even […]

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Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Vera Drake?

May 23, 2017
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If you do an image search of Vera Drake, the first picture you’ll see if a kindly old English woman who used to give illegal abortions to women in the 1950s. Of course, that’s the plot to a highly acclaimed movie that was released in 2004 and not at all what I was looking for. […]

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