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Ask A Porn Star: “How Far Did You Get In School?”

August 17, 2017
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The idea that porn stars are an uneducated lot is one of the most pervasive stereotypes that people in the porn industry still have to face today. I mean, the words “blonde bimbo” roll off the tongue for a reason and not just because they both start with the letter “b.” A lot of people […]

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Sex News: Penis Tape, Annika Albrite Video, & Indie Short “Hole”

August 11, 2017
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Guys don’t tape your penis shut instead of using a condom (Dr Jen Gunter) First of all there are no studies. Yes, I looked. As far as medical products go “beta-testing” appears to be snake oil Parseltongue for send-us-your-cash-we-have-done-absofuckinlutely-no work-on-this-what-so-ever-but-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-3 a.m. Ethical researchers do not release “beta” products they complete Phase 1 studies and then recruit […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Faye Reagan Gets You Through The Week

August 9, 2017
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I know, I know,  Faye Reagan disappeared from porn ages ago, but she’s still my favorite redhead. I often wonder where she went? Why she quit porn? And if we’ll ever see her again? Sigh. I doubt I’ll ever get the answer to any of these questions, but a girl can keep on googling. Sadly, […]

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Britney Spears Is Weirdly Hot & Relevant While Working Out

August 8, 2017
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Who knew? Did you know? I didn’t know that Britney Spears is a smoking hot MILF?! I still remember when Britney Spears appeared on the scene. People were crazy about her. Obviously, I was much too jaded and sophisticated to like anything so popular. I was probably still busy mourning the death of Kurt Kobain. […]

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Monday Morning Before Jerk: Have You Met Sarah Banks?

July 31, 2017
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Did Sarah Banks name herself after the family in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Did she though? If so, she should have gone all out and named herself Ashley Banks or Hillary Banks, or even Willa Banks. Yup, I think I would have gone with Willa Banks. It has a nice ring to it, then again […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Lela Star Gets You Through The Week

July 26, 2017
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We’ve got another tiny pornstar from Florida. At 5’1″ this tiny Cuban probably didn’t eat her greens and definitely smoked a lot of cigarettes, you know, because those things stunt your growth. (I think I’m always ragging on short pornstars, because at 5’8″ I feel like I tower over them. It is my right as […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Marsha May?

July 24, 2017
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Marsha May is only 4 feet and 11 fucking inches tall. THAT IS SHORT! I didn’t even know they made people that short. There must be something in the air in Miami, Florida, that makes short women really horny and revved up for a career in porn. They. Are. Everywhere. This tiny bottled blonde bombshell […]

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Selena Gomez Releases Fetish Video & It’s All Lips All The Time!

July 18, 2017
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Selena Gomez recently released a video for her new single, Fetish – and it’s all lips all the time! No, not those lips. The other lips, the mouth lips. (Although, now I’m wondering what her labia look like. I peg her as having an innie.) No, seriously, the video is a three-minute close-up of the […]

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Top 10: Reasons Why Kissa Sins Is Hotter As A Brunette!

July 18, 2017
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To be fair, Kissa Sins looks hot no matter what color her hair is, but if I’m going to randomly make my opinion known I’ve gotta say, I really love the brown hair. Now, if only I could somehow make her take more candid pictures and less I’m-doing-an-extreme-angle-with-pouty-lips-pose I could die happy. Sure, she probably doesn’t […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Sami Parker?

July 17, 2017
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Lil’ Sami Parker sucks. She’s an up and cumming porn starlet who is terribly good at sucking dick (see what I did there). Hailing from the grand state of Arizona, there’s nothing this thrill seeker won’t do. According to her Digital Playground bio, Sami loves rollercoasters, underground parties and walking her dog in the woods […]

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