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Kate Upton Impersonates Britney Spears For Lip Sync Battle

April 26, 2017
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I thought Lip Sync Battle was a skit on the Jimmy Fallon show, but I guess it’s a whole show on Spike TV now. Based on an idea by Stephen Merchant and John Krasinski, in which celebrities battle each other through the gift of song – wait, I mean, through the gift of lip syncing […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Jezabel Vessir?

April 24, 2017
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Jezabel Vessir, the cam model turned pornstar, is known for her big natural tits. They’re quite spectacular, a conclusion I’m sure you’ll come to on your own as soon as you set eyes on the photo gallery I put together for you Peepz. See what I mean? SPECTACULAR. I don’t know much about this stunning […]

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Adriana Lima Loves Eating Chocolate In The Shower

April 23, 2017
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For the record eating chocolate in the shower is super gross. I was so memorized by Adriana’s sexiness that when she took that bite out of the chocolate bunny I was shocked and for a second I thought it was a shower turd. You know, like a pool turd. You’ve seen Caddyshack. I know you […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Kira Noir Gets You Through The Week

April 19, 2017
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I’ve got masturbation injuries. You know that feeling you get when you haven’t had sex in a while and then you get some and the next day you’re sore in places your forgot existed? Yeah, that feeling. It’s the same feeling you get when you go to the gym after a long staycation and the […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Gia Paige?

April 17, 2017
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I was waiting at the pharmacy the other day and I was checking out some dude who was pretty cute. He was ahead of me at the cash and he told the cashier to let me go first. He called me Ma’am. I now know what it feels like to be stabbed in the heart. […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Kristen Scott Gets Your Through The Week

April 12, 2017
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I did this thing where one friend invited me to a show and then I invited another friend to the same show and now he wants to bring his kid, because he can’t find a babysitter and now I have to tell the first friend that this outing has become a kid friendly zone and […]

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Mia Malkova Is A Gift From God For Penthouse Magazine

April 5, 2017
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I really hate it when people say they prefer chicks who don’t wear makeup, because there’s nothing wrong with makeup and most people don’t have a clue what they’re talking about when they say that. I’ve heard so many people say they prefer the no-makeup look and then point to a picture of a girl […]

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Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Valentina Nappi?

April 4, 2017
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Valentina Nappi caught my eye when I was looking at the latest offerings from Trenchcoatx. She recently starred in a series called “Sun-lit” directed by Kayden Kross that is absolutely stunning. In the first episode of “Sun-lit,” Valentina Nappi and Jay Savage have a sweet little romp while the neighbors may or may not be […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Angela White Gets You Through The Week

March 29, 2017
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One of my buds brought Angela White to my attention, because she’s a dead ringer for his wife. I bring this up, because there’s nothing I like better than getting off to pornstars who look like the wives of my friends. Frankly, I’m sad there aren’t more of them out there. As if that wasn’t […]

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Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Holly Hendrix?

March 27, 2017
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I’m having a weird case of déjà vu as if I’ve already written this post, but I’ve searched through the Peeperz archive and I’ve come up empty handed. I used to get déjà vu a lot, it still happens sometimes, but as a teen/twenty-something-year-old I was sure I had some kind of brain disorder that made me […]

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