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Spatchcocking Isn’t Dirty…Or Is It?

January 21, 2017
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I had some quality BFF time over the weekend. We ate some Thai food and talked about our respective recent perverse activities. I was on my way home when he sent me a text that read, “I know you’re not going to want to click this link, but please click this link.” He knows I’ll […]

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GIF Day: Samantha Bentley Gets You Through The Week

January 18, 2017
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Samantha Bentley is one of those people that look really different from scene to scene or depending on whether you’re looking at a moving picture or a still. For some of these GIFs I wasn’t even sure if it was the same person. There was one or two GIFs I didn’t post, because of that […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Ingrid Mouth?

January 16, 2017
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I came across Ingrid Mouth when I was looking through GIFs of Lily Cade. I noticed this girl with wild curly hair and I had to know who she was. Luckily, the GIF in question was properly labelled and I didn’t have to look too far. She’s a model, a porn star, and an illustrator. […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Lily Cade Gets Your Through The Week

January 11, 2017
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Lily Cade is a goddamn national treasure and as such there are not enough porny GIFs showing off her luscious tush on the internet. What gives? Where are all the technologically inclined degenerates? Hell, I would do it myself, but I don’t know how to GIF. Okay. There. I admitted it. I don’t know how […]

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Tommy Pistol Answers The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire!

January 10, 2017
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In an alternate reality Tommy Pistol and I are best friends… we hang out, watch movies, and frequently go eat breakfast in the middle of the afternoon. That’s why I’m pretty stoked that he actually took the time to answer my Twitter DM. I had this brilliant totally originale idea (Ha!) to do a series […]

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Kylie Jenner In Sasha Samsonova Video For The Family Fortune

January 9, 2017
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Sasha Samsonova makes sexy videos. Kylie Jenner spends her life trying to be sexy. It only makes sense that the two would team up for a sexy video. It’s basically the Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape without the actual sex… or much of anything really, but you know that Kylie is Kim 2.0. […]

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Courtney Stodden Released A X-Mas Video Called Mistletoe Bikini

January 8, 2017
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That Santa has a gross yellow beard. OMG! Courtney Stodden released a Christmas music video called Mistletoe Bikini. The video is exactly as you would imagine it, classy with high production values. NOT. But that’s not even my beef. The lyrics. The lyrics are the real train wreck here. Courtney tells gross Santa that the […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Daisy Lowe (2010)

January 5, 2017
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Daisy Lowe is my favorite. I know I say that a lot, but I dare you to watch this video from 2010 and not fall in love with her. I dare you. Come on. Go watch. To the end. And? How do you feel? Don’t hold back what you feel. Let your tiger out. It’s […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Darcie Dolce?

January 2, 2017
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Darcie Dolce is a newbie in porn terms and she’s already being nominated for a bunch of awards. If you check out the AVN fan awards, you’ll see that’s she’s up for Best Boobs, which makes all the sense, because her boobs are phenomenal. PHENOMENAL, I tell you. They’re an all-natural 32DD and they’re remarkably […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Brandi Love Gets You Through The Week

December 21, 2016
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Brandi Love is your typical MILF. She talls, fit as fuck, with huge fake tits, and has a voracious appetite for sex. For year, I was pretty sure Brandi was created in a lab to be the quintessitial MILF, but unfortunately I was wrong, this buxom babe is an actual person with a past and […]

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