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Man Cuts Off His Own Penis To Spite His Girlfriend?

May 17, 2013

I’ve heard the expression “cut off your own nose to spite your face” but never “cut off your own dick to spite your girlfriend” but this is what literally happened recently in Taiwan. An unnamed man (luckily for him) was rushed to the hospital after he chopped off his own dick while fighting with his [...]

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Top 5: Ways To Use Lube You’d Never Think Of!

May 16, 2013

I have an almost brand new box of condoms and a bottle of lube sitting on a shelf in the bookcase next to my bed… going to complete and utter waste. It’s a dry spell ladies and gents like no other. There ain’t no loving happening here. I’m not so worried about the condoms, though, [...]

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Dude With Porn Sites Tattooed On Face Wants Laser Removal?

May 15, 2013

I was sure we’d written about this guy before, but after spending the last hour trying to find a post that mentions the human billboard Hostgator Dotcom, I’ve given up ever finding such a thing. You’d think that Peeperz would have written about a guy with “Pornhub” tattooed on his face. I mean, fuck, it’d [...]

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Places Not to Stick Your Dick

May 15, 2013

Fiona Wilde is a staff writer and commentator for sssh.com and a published author of erotic novels for Blushing Books. Fiona comes from a background as a journalist for a large daily newspaper, but moved into erotica after mainstream media could not pay enough to keep her an honest woman. Her columns can be found on sssh.com [...]

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Top 5: Barrage Of The Bizarre Sex Toys

May 14, 2013

It’s been awhile since we’ve endured a list of sex toy nightmares – I’ve tried recreating the feature as video reviews done by our Twitter princess Pornhub Katie but her mix of tears, begging, and threats on my life, have convinced me otherwise. So until I pawn it off to some other sucker the world’s [...]

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Top 5: Weird Porno Pornhub Katie Has Watched This Week

May 14, 2013

I spend a lot of time watching porn at work, normally this is great, but every now and then I wander into the weird corner of the internet and see some things that make me go what the fuck. These videos are far too good to keep to myself so I’m going to share them [...]

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Man With World’s Largest Dick Makes World’s Worst Music Video

May 14, 2013

Jonah Falcon has everything one needs to be the world’s most successful male pornstar: he wants to be an actor, he already has a great pornstar name with his birthname, and, most importantly of all, he has the world’s largest penis at 13.5 inches (about the size of a wine bottle). Even though “The Falcon” [...]

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Aspiring BBW Model Consuming 5,000 Calories A Day!

May 10, 2013

Most people I know with BBW fetishes grew their taste for larger women out of necessity. They really love their girlfriends who in turn really love browsing Reddit for five hours a day while drinking three or four caramel Frappuccinos. There are also those who legitimately admire the soft, sweaty curves of a big woman, [...]

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An App To Avoid Kissing Cousins?

May 3, 2013

Incest is such a HUGE problem up in Iceland that they had to come up with an app that sends a bolt of electricity to their genitals every time they try to hump a relative. Ok, so I made that last tiny part up, but Icelanders do in fact need have a new app that [...]

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Amanda Bynes Tweets Topless Pics…Police Intervene?

May 2, 2013

There’s three explanations of what’s up with Amanda Bynes: 1. Her early fame, combined with our poisonous celeb hounding culture, combined with drugs/booze, have driven her insane. 2. She’s a millionaire 27 year old with great tits doing whatever the fuck she feels like whenever the fuck she feels like it. 3. Amanda herself, via Twitter, has [...]

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