“Teen Mom” Reality Tv Sow To Do Porn?

by Bucky Beall on January 4, 2011

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Want to see this naked, on all fours, pleading for cock, then getting her gaping holes plowed by one her 1st cousins?

No. No you probably don’t. I hope you don’t. I do not. But because the Vivid porn studio is obsessed with fucked up mothers, you might be able to soon. This sow is Amber Portwood, one of the “stars” of MTV’s reality show Teen Moms (I’m assuming you can figure out the gist of the show by the title).

She’s famous for being too fucking stupid to figure out how to use birth control, her doctor prescribed her the pill, but it didn’t matter how far she stuck it up her pussy she still got pregnant. She’s also in the news because she’s fighting criminal charges for beating up her former fiance and babydaddy on camera, which was then broadcast to millions of viewers. Stay classy MTV!

Now domestic abuse is never funny, and I’m not going to joke about it – however…men are looked down upon if they are the one’s getting the beating, but fucking look at that ape…I couldn’t take her in a fistfight, I couldn’t take her if I had two-by-four…If she came after me, I’d just cover my head and get into the fetal position and hope it would be over soon…which is also the same thing I’d do if I had to sleep with her.

The rumor mill is churning out the fine gossip that Vivd is offering this gracious flower $500,000 to star in a sex tape for them. It’s only rumor and Vivid hasn’t released any press about the offer, but when they were asked about it the response was, “We can’t comment on any discussions that we may or may not be having with Amber.”

I love Vivid. I really, really, do. I think they make fantastic porn, I love their celebrity releases, and I love their crazy stunts. But this is just gross…. just fucking disgusting.

  • http://twitter.com/Pornhub Jordan Pornhub

    I wanna see her and Octomom throw down!!!

    • Anonymous

      I want to see her and octomom throw down and than fuck

      • http://twitter.com/Pornhub Jordan Pornhub

        but Throwdown I meant fuck….wrestling would be nice too though!

  • http://twitter.com/Pornhub Jordan Pornhub

    Very well written by the way! I readed allllll the wordies this time!

  • Tigers687

    i wouldnt mind seeing her get pounded like the skank she is… dick gets hard thinking about it

    • http://twitter.com/Pornhub Jordan Pornhub

      So does mine…

  • Lala

    Young man, prescription pills are taken orally, not shoved in the pussy :)

    • Anonymous

      Mom, I told you to stop commenting on my work posts. I know they’re taken orally, that’s where the humor comes in.

  • http://twitter.com/DCarterPeeperz Dave Carter

    Would this technically be MILF porn?

    • Anonymous

      Lol! I think so.

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