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Lola’s back, baby! I’ve been gone nearly a month, did y’all miss me? I bet you did. I bet you turned on your computer every morning and wondered where the hell I had gone. No more crying in your mid-morning bowl of cereal for you Peepz, because my extended stint in rehab nervous breakdown shotgun wedding in Vegas vacation has sadly come to an end.
I can’t believe I wasn’t here to witness Alison Pill’s “accidental” Twitter boobie leak. She’s so darn cute it’s almost painful and her boobs are pretty fantastic too. Jay what’s his name is a pretty lucky guy.
Speaking of lucky guys, one of my exes turned friend recently called me a sex addict and a slut after I sent him an email describing the dream I had in which I gave him one of those long sloppy blowjobs that slowly build in intensity. Yeah, we’re not friends anymore.
Jesus, I thought everyone wanted to hear about the sex dreams they star in or is that just me? Regardless, my “innocent” little email sparked a fight to end all fights and the whole friendship is blown to hell.
His loss. Needless to say, I am neither a sex addict nor a slut. Two facts, I might add, I didn’t even bother arguing with him about. But what was I supposed to do, start outlining all the reasons why I’m neither of those things? That would just serve to confirm that insults like “slut” still mean something when having an healthy sex drive is nothing to be ashamed of. Unless you’re Kim Kardashian. Kidding, kidding.
Sooo, whatevs… I blog about sex and porn for a living. I’m a big ol’ slut, because I like boobies and I like posting about boobies and depraved individuals like Terry Richardson who make a living out of photographing boobies. Let’s all enjoy the boobies and be sluts together! Sex addicts unite!
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