My younger bro and his wife are getting a divorce, so he spent a couple days at my house until he could find a place. I’m used to living alone and I have no shame, so I don’t think about hiding things that might be viewed as gross or inappropriate by other people. That’s just not the way I roll.
Cue a story about that time my old boss showed up at my house for carpooling and I forgot to put away the bright turquoise rabbitt vibrator that was hanging out on my dining room table. I didn’t even notice it was there until he pointed it out. No biggie, it was a biggie.
Have you Peepz ever heard of Diva Cups? There’s silicon cups you put inside your vagina when you’re on your period and they’re the best invention known to man since memory foam mattresses.
Anyhow, I’ve got one and when it’s not living inside my vagina one week out four it’s been known to hang out on the shelf in my shower. The other day, however, I found it sitting on top of my shampoo bottle. Yup, my brother obviously moved my Diva Cup while he was taking a shower to make room for his stuff.
I doubt he knows what it was, but that doesn’t change the fact the he touched something that spends a lot of time inside of my vadge. It’s been that kind of month. Maybe I should start putting things away.
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