Thanksgiving Viagra

by Bucky Beall on November 25, 2010

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Happy Thanksgiving y’all. I bet after your gigantic meal and a few bottles of wine, sex will be the last thing on your mind later tonight. But what if you got the yearning and you’re so bleary eyed and full of turkey, you’re scared you will  just roll over and fall asleep, or you’re worried you’ll be awake and that your dick will fall asleep first.

We have a seasonal solution for you, following up on yesterday’s post about the arousing qualities of the scent of pumpkin pie, it seems that pumpkin seeds are a natural libido booster for both men and women. The high levels of zinc in the seeds encourage testosterone production, and the other nutrients they contain have a positive effect for men’s boners and for making chicks stay wet.

The seeds are reputed to be so good at delivering boner strength, that alternative doctors and practitioners give them out to patients with erectile dysfunction. When the pumpkin pie is made don’t throw them out, save them and roast them up with oil and salt. If they don’t work as Thanksgiving Viagra, you at least have a snack for the football game.

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