Working for Pornhub means that I have to have my finger on the pulse of all things. I need to know what’s hot, what’s not, who’s horny, who’s not and most of all, I need to take note of every dirty lyric in every rap song. So – naturally, when I heard Azealia Banks’ hit 212 I had to tweet about it. Not only is this girl totally fuckable, but the hook of her song is “I guess that cunt gettin’ eaten” which makes me both wet my panties with excitement, and want to dance around my room naked letting my boobies bounce with the beat.
However, I think my tweet backfired. For whatever reason, Azealia seems to take offense that I would like her song! Well she took offense when fellow young rap chick Kreashawn retweeted it (P.S. thanks for reading Kreashawn! Glad you like porn and Pornhub, holla from my pussy to yours!).
Azealia started going off on Twitter, the tweets are deleted now but the screen caps were grabbed by heroes on the interwebs:
So needless to say, I was a little bit hurt when Azealia went off on Kreashawn for retweeting me. Azealia’s whole argument was that the fact that Kreashawn retweeted Pornhub instead of any other site about her song, thinking it’s some kind of “Subliminal pussy shit” (not sure what that means, but if it’s anything like tantric sex I want to know more) and ultimately, insulting.
I’m not offended anymore; I realize the rap game, unlike the porn game, doesn’t necessarily bring people together to achieve great things like multiple orgasms and creampies. But, for what it’s worth, Kreayshawn – we love you and support you and Azealia, we love and support you too, but please take that weird uncalled for aggression out on someone in the bedroom (I know some people…).