The Apple iHole – Technology For Your Butt

by Lola Byrd on November 28, 2011

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Talk about hands free tech that goes deep! Apple’s new product, the iHole, is what we’ve all been waiting for: a hands free device that brings “mobility” to a whole new level.

You thought the iPhone 4s was a hot piece of tech with its voice integration and personal assistant Siri, but you haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen the internal technology of the iHole.

Now you can run your life from your asshole like it was meant to be: send emails, download music, sync to the cloud, whatever, it can all be done from the sweet inside of your rectum.

The iHole might look like your regular sleek butt plug, but it’s so much more. You can now go about your business without having to worry about bringing your iPhone, iPod, or MacBook with you, because your butt can take care of all of it for you.

And let’s face it, with winter coming hands free tech is what we need right now. Forget freezing your hands off trying to find the closest sushi restaurant on your iPhone, just ask your butt for directions and you’ll be there in two seconds.

The only drawback is having to remove it when you need to pass all the sushi you just ate, but that’s a minor inconvenience unless you have irritable bowel syndrome then you might want to stick to your regular mobile device.

Check out the video:


Via The Kloons YouTube Channel

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