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Move over Spanx; support and enhancing garments aren’t just for chicks anymore. Isn’t it great? I bet you boys felt left out, but thanks to shifting gender dynamics you Peepz can now be the proud beneficiaries of masochistic undergarments. Man girdles, butt lifting boxers, manhose, padded jeans, ball lifters; it’s torture meets clothes, and it can all be yours if you have the balls.
Some guys are growers not showers, but we all know that a nice visible bulge in your pants is what gets the ladies revving. Just ask Alpha Harlot, she knows of what I speak. So why not use every advantage?! It’s not cheating. Ball lifters are all you; just propped up for all the world to see:
It’s a push-up bra for your junk, how could anyone possibly pass that up?! Just look at the difference the ball lifter makes in the before and after pic. Ladies, I ask you, wouldn’t you rather the guy on the right? Of course, when it came time to get naked it might get a little awkward. Then again, if your date is kinky you could always just pass it off as some sort of bizarre cock ring. Too bad it doesn’t vibrate, because then you could keep it on during sex and it would be fun for the whole family.
Via buzzfeed.com
