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What would a Monday be without a picture of one of Paris Hilton’s naked body parts? It would be an empty day devoid of all meaning and substance. Thankfully Paris shares our thoughts. She even brought along her sister Nicky for good measure.
Nicky’s poor chest has seen a little too much sun and we would like to extend a helping hand in the form of an aloe chest massage. It’s the least we could do after a rather demure upskirt shot (let’s not argue over whether ‘demure’ and ‘upskirt shot’ can exist in the same sentence).
As for Paris, it looks like she is really enjoying her lifelong vacation. This is what can happen when Karaoke goes awry. There are pussy slips, hints of labia, two men trying to escort you off stage and a microphone blowjob. We know, it’s happened to us before too.
