The Legend Of Don Holmes: The Smallest Cock In Porn

by Lola Byrd on July 5, 2012

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You may remember Don Holmes, the porn legend, from such porno classics as Donan The Barbarian, Baby Beaver, and The Little Cock That Could. That’s right pervy ladies and gents, Don’s claim to fame is having the smallest cock in porn. Not to be confused with pornstar John Holmes who rose to fame in the ’70s with the help of his ten inch dick, Don was the largest grossing pornstar in the late ’80s; appearing in more than 2000 porno flicks along side his tiny money maker.

It would be easy to turn Don into a joke, but porn isn’t a one size fits all business. It takes more than a big ass cock to make it big, and quite frankly some people identify with the smaller dicked men out there. You may call it fetish porn, but I call it equal opportunity porn. Besides, if there’s one thing the adult entertainment industry a taught me is that people get off in a myriad of different ways. What does it for me might not do it for you, and that’s A-Okay.

The guy could have rested his laurels on his small cock, but in his own fame he recognized that there was an entire porn market/demographic that wasn’t being fulfilled: enter Freak Farm. It was a natural progression, where there was the smallest cock in porn there was the smallest pussy in porn, where there was Don there was the brother sister porn team.

Don Holmes had an eye for people who could bring something new to porn and he gathered them together with the power of his small dick. Freak Farm marked the beginning of many successful careers, but as new stars rose Don’s star started to fizzle out.

Fame does strange thing to people; you start to lose yourself, but instead of crashing and burning, Don left the porn business at the height of his career and can be found in California working on a different kind of wood at Don Holmes’ Miniatures store. If the story of the smallest cock in porn has sparked your interest, watch this short documentary to learn more about the extraordinary rise and fall of Don Holmes:

  • Tall Guy

    Hey Lola,
    Back in the day it was said that John Holmes had a 14 inch dick!Who really knows for sure?

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      It’s hard to get accurate information about these things; you’re always getting a different number depending on the source. He had a big cock, that we know for sure.

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