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Over the years I’ve lived in many shitty apartments with paper thin walls, in too many of those crapholes I’ve been able to hear my neighbor’s fucking. There’s two methods I developed for coping with it - by using the noise as a soundtrack to wank to, or, when pissed, by joining in with some loud dirty talk/directions/suggestions, “YEAH GIVE IT TO HER, YEAH TAKE IT SLUT, NOW FUCK HER UP THE ASS, NOW NIBBLE ON HIS BALLS, LET HIM CUM IN YOUR MOUTH THEN SPIT IT IN HIS FACE.”
There’s lots of ways to deal with the noise of your neighbor’s fucking but one crazy ass dude out there has found the funniest and insanest. YouTube user 95Camry4Life gives himself a challenging task to complete before his next door neighbors finish fucking, like bouncing a number of quarters into a jar or bobbing for lemons, and if he doesn’t “win” the challenge by the time the sex ends does something nuts like TASING HIMSELF.
I embedded three episodes below and be sure to tell us your entertaining stories of how you’ve coped with nasty sex sounds coming from next door.
Via Gothamist.com & YouTube.com
