Alyssa Acre, a.k.a. Playboy’s Miss July 2013, has phenomenal boobs. They’re huge and they’re a hundred percent real, which makes me love them even more, ’cause recently I’ve grown to dislike fake boobs. Not all of them mind you, because I’m sure their are tonnes of fake boobs that are great and look nice and squishy, but I really don’t like the look of big ol’ fake boobs that don’t move, especially when the pornstar in question is getting fucked really hard and really fast. Everything else is jiggling around, but those big ol’ cantaloupes are sitting there like they’re made of cement. Ugh.
It’s not even the huge fake boobs either, there are some medium size fake boobs that look really bad too. You know, they get that weird gap in the middle that’s just really unappealing, and they’re round all the way around, which puts me off, because real boobs tend to have a gentle slope on top. And then you have too fake boobs with the nipples that are poking in the wrong directions because the skin has been stretched too far. Bag fake boobs make me sad.
Seriously, I know that not all boobs are made equal but I would rather the worst real tits than the worst fake tits any day of the week and some times on Sunday.
Of course, we don’t even have to make that choice when Alyssa Arce is in the house, because her tits are downright perfect. They’re nice and big (not that I don’t like small boobs too, they are just as hot), and real, which means they move around and they’re squishy. A good squish is really important when it comes to boobs. In my opinion anyway. Touching them is one of the best parts, so is squeezing, which means they have to have that soft sort of ripeness where you can really dig your fingers in, but only to a point because then you hit that firmness that fills up the palms of your hands just right.
Riiiight, so I’m getting seriously horny for boobs right now. I had to stop myself before I started waxing poetics on the soft skin of boobs and how they feel when pressed against the shaft of a big hard dick. Yup, had to stop before I got there. Because things might have gotten out of hand and when it comes to boobs you never want things to get out of hand. Unless they’re going into your mouth, because then its okay.
Photos taken by Terry Richardson, again.
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