I don’t have a fancy slo-mo camera gizmo that can capture bouncing boobs and I have no fucking clue how to make a gif, although, I’ve been told by one of you fancy mobile people that there’s a standard gif app on most phones now, which sort of makes me hate all smartphone owners while simultaneously making me happy, because that means there are more slo-mo boob shoots on the Internet now than ever.
It’s not so bad if all I have to do in exchange is put up with a few more assholes and their iPhones, because not only are bouncing boobs magnificent, but it also kind of makes me happy to see a chick bouncing for no other reason than to turn on a bunch of strangers. Add a few kittens sleeping in all that cleavage and I’d be in cutie pie heaven.
Kidding, kidding, I have nothing against cell phones. I don’t have one, because I’m cheap (err poor) not because of some moral high ground. I do find it annoying when you’re hanging out with someone and they can’t get off their phone, but I’d probably be doing the same thing if I could be check out jiggling jugs and play Tetris on my phone.
Gawd, it’s called multitasking. At least, that’s what I tell my mother when she asked me why I always call her when I go to the bathroom.
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