There was a time, not long ago, that young men were taught that choking the chicken would cause all sorts of devastating health problems: blindness, hair loss, cancer, dick rot, and so on. Even now, there are some who still believe this. Once science actually looked into it they found the opposite! Jerking it actually has many health benefits, lets look at the top five health benefits of male masturbation.
5. Allergy and Cold Relief
I have a hell of a cold right now but luckily I have a natural treatment that I administer 3 times a day. When a man cums the brain stimulates the same part of the brain that sudafed and cold medicine does. The effect is a decongested nose, a regular schedule of cumming keeps you free and clear.
4. Lowers Your Blood Pressure
Muscles tense and release when you tug on the joystick and blood flows better throughout the body because of it. Do this on a regular basis and the better blood flow will result in a lower blood pressure.
3. Treatment for Depression
Orgasms cause your brain to release endorphins, dopamine, and serotonin, the same chemicals our brain floods us with when super happy and the same effected by antidepressants. Plus , psychologists theorize that showing yourself some self love can help build your self esteem. So if this economy is getting you down watch some Pornhub and get it up.
2. Natural Sleep Aid
Sleeping pills can knock you out but you don’t enter the deep sleep your body needs to properly rest. So what do you do when you can’t sleep? Reach for the hand-creme and kleenex bro. Remember the dopamines that make you happy, they also help you relax and tell you’re body it’s time for sleep.
1. Lowers the Chance of Prostate Cancer
Cancer causing chemicals can accumulate in your prostrate, you can guess what the cure is. Regular wanking helps clear out your system of fluids before anything can build up. I mean fuck, does it get any better. Say it with me “Wanking helps prevent cancer!!!”.
Whatever your problem is, Dr. Bucky prescribes this: