The Top 5 Health Benefits of Jerking It – Men’s Edition

by Bucky Beall on October 1, 2010

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There was a time, not long ago, that young men were taught that choking the chicken would cause all sorts of devastating health problems:  blindness, hair loss, cancer, dick rot, and so on. Even now,  there are some who still  believe this.  Once science actually looked into it they found the opposite! Jerking it actually has many health benefits, lets look at the top five health benefits of male masturbation.

5. Allergy and Cold Relief

I have a hell of a cold right now but luckily I have a natural treatment that I administer 3 times a day. When a man cums the brain stimulates the same part of the brain that sudafed and cold medicine does. The effect is a decongested nose, a regular schedule of cumming keeps you free and clear.

4. Lowers Your Blood Pressure

Muscles tense and release when you tug on the joystick and blood flows better throughout the body because of it. Do this on a regular basis and the better blood flow will result in a lower blood pressure.

3. Treatment for Depression

Orgasms cause your brain to release endorphins, dopamine, and serotonin, the same chemicals our brain floods us with when super happy and the same effected by antidepressants. Plus , psychologists theorize that showing yourself some self love can help build your self esteem.  So if this economy is getting you down watch some Pornhub and get it up.

2. Natural Sleep Aid

Sleeping pills can knock you out but you don’t enter the deep sleep your body needs to properly rest. So what do you do when you can’t sleep?  Reach for the hand-creme and kleenex bro. Remember the dopamines that make you happy, they also help you relax and tell you’re body it’s time for sleep.

1.  Lowers the Chance of Prostate Cancer

Cancer causing chemicals can accumulate in your prostrate, you can guess what the cure is. Regular wanking helps clear out your system of fluids before anything can build up. I mean fuck, does it get any better. Say it with me “Wanking helps prevent cancer!!!”.

Whatever your problem is, Dr. Bucky prescribes this:


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  • Oeiras Jose

    thanks,  I am now a better person for learning this

  • Noctivagant Zephyr

    I’m all in favour of every guy wanking it regularly. I think rubbing one out at public toilets should be accepted as a legitimate use and not punished or hidden. I have been tugging it as often as possible since I learned to do it as a kid. Doing it in groups is a great way to bond and was something each year of freshman had to do in my dorm during freshman week, so the rest of the year was pretty great after that :) every guy does it, so why not make it more social; it doesn’t need to turn into gay sex and if it does, whatever. Have fun with your bud ;)

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