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By reading our lists of terrifying sex toys, and by watching this comedy sketch The Vibrator we’re posting upfor your pleasure, you might get the impression that we hate sex toys and we’re threatened by them. Nothing is further from the truth, just read Rick Roday’s Vstroker review or Lola Byrd’s ode to her sex toys or Alpha Harlot on her love of the Hitachi Magic Wand.
“But Bucky,” you might be saying out loud to your computer monitor, “All of those examples you listed on Peeperz are about using sex toys to masturbate with alone, what about bringing them into the bedroom? As a dude you must hate that right? It basically means your dick is useless!” Wrong person talking to their screen. Wrong.
I fucking love having some vibrators in the sack when I’m delivering some fuck into a lucky lady. Have you tried the WeVibe dude? It goes into her pussy while you’re in their too and you both get the sensational sensations. Or my personal hit is having her work her clit with a Hitachi while I’m pounding the puss, if you want to turn your bed into a slip and slide of squirt, a water slide of girl cum, try it.
But yeah, lots of guys are threatened by sex toys (hell I love them and I can’t compete with that fucking Rabbit vibe, have you seen what it can do) and this fear is made manifest in this spoof of horror movies, after you’re done getting some chuckles watching it,why not meet us in the comments to talk about using sex toys with or on somebody else during a boning session:
