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I’m a Craigslist addict. I’ve been trolling around on the online classifieds website for the past decade looking for jobs, furniture and the occasional no strings attached sex situation. Sometimes, just for fun, I like to post ads to see what kind of “awesome” people I can get into conversations with. Writing an ad on any personals site can be tricky. There are so many spambots on the net that a lot of guys think that all the ads for women are fake. I’m here to tell you that they aren’t, ladies really really like sex and sometimes, all we want is a stranger to pound us to orgasm for a few hours and then never see each other again. Ladies can totally be perverts with pussies and we are totally down to get dirty when the mood strikes us.
The Lords of the Internet must have been smiling down on me tonight, because the ad I placed at 6PM this evening lasted for two and a half hours and received over 80 responses.
I wrote:
Kinda Kinky…Kinda Classy
I’m just looking for some fun. Nothing commitment oriented…nothing long term. ’ve got a whole bunch of fantasies inside my crazy mind that I’d like to experiment with and the only thing that I’m missing is a willing partner.
I love to have a good time, whether my clothes are on or off. Please reply with a picture (creativity counts) as well as one fantasy that you have never been able to act upon.
There’s one more day to this weekend fellas…let’s make it count
Hot right?
Speed counts with this stuff. In my experience, the more messages you respond to, even if it’s just to say, “Hi! Thanks for responding!” the less likely you are to get taken down. My inbox was up to forty messages in the first ten minutes though so it was getting a bit tricky to balance. Especially since most of the guys that were responding weren’t giving me what I wanted. I wanted to hear filthy sexual fantasies and most guys were just responding telling me how old they were and how big their cock was. They mostly said that they’d send their pic once they saw mine.
Ho Hum boys. Always give the ladies what they want, especially in the beginning of an online dating situation. You can’t expect to get laid if you don’t follow the rules.
About an hour into my experiment one of the guys finally responded saying that he always wanted to eat a girl out in the dressing room of a department store. His description was intense and so vivid that I found my hand sneaking off of my mouse and into my panties. I came twice reading his message to me and when I responded, I thanked him for the orgasms and linked him to my XTube profile so that I could return the favor. Now I’ve got a possible date tomorrow night!
