A year totally counts as a Throw Back Thursday. Totally. And if you don’t agree, too bad, because I’m the one that decides these things and I’ve decided this photoshoot of Elsa Hosk is too damn gorgeous to pass up. if it don’t fit, keep trying.
Sometimes you got make things work even if they don’t fit at first. Do you think pornstars are born with assholes that can take 9 inch cocks on demand? Hell no. They have to practice, they have to warm up. They have to use a little imagination and some lube.
I’ve lost my point, somewhere in there… when I tried to turn anal into an analogy for something or other… but that doesn’t matter. I’m just trying to spout out enough nonsense to entertain you Peepz long enough to get you to stay and fap it to our content, because content is king and being king is what we all want.
You might as well call me ruler of the Internet and with my new found power as ruler of the Internet my first decree is naming Elsa Hosk my Internet Queen. Now, the only thing she needs to do as my new Internet Queen is let photographers take lots of naked pictures of her, preferably on a beach somewhere, and then let us post said pictures on the Internet where we can look at them as much as we want.
In exchange Elsa gets a hefty paycheck and a symbolic crown. I think it’s fair.
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Image: Elsa Hosk in GQ Romania June/July 2014 by Dennis Leupold & Steven Gomillion