Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: K.C. & Kris (1992)

by Lola Byrd on April 6, 2017

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Usually, I’m all for that kitsch life and things from the ’90s, but this photoshoot has got to be worst thing I’ve ever seen. It’s so bad I don’t even know where to start.

Let’s just take a look at the premise. We’ve got a good looking woman named K.C. who may (or may not) be an alien. How do we know she’s an alien? Because Hustler says so and also because K.C.’s wearing a “futuristic” silver space bra, as well as silver fingerless space gloves.

Everyone knows the color of the future and all things alien related is silver! Everyone. Knows. This.

Also, purple. Purple is a very futuristic alien world color.

Silver and purple are the official colors of Planet X where colonies of Vaginaliens, yes Vaginaliens, spend there time lounging around in silver space bras and entertaining horse-hung Earth men who are treated as little more than sex slaves.

Don’t worry, Kris the sex slave doesn’t actually have a horse penis. It’s not that kind of photoshoot. In fact, I’m starting to think K.C. and Kris aren’t alien sex fiends at all. Pretty sure, they’re just a couple from Long Beach, California who have a cage in their living room.

On second thought, this might not be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. In fact, it might be the best. You gotta love that casual dick over the shoulder pose.

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  • Erswi

    Ahhh the 90s… back when Hustler didn’t show the actual moment of insemination. Simpler times.

  • The only people who wear silver are either aliens or robots. OR ALIEN ROBOTS!

  • Zach Becvar

    The thing that gets me is the combination of 90s over airbrushing with 80s everything else. And the fact that there is no insertion in any of these photos just makes it seem like it was a really weird day on set.

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