In an alternate reality Tommy Pistol and I are best friends… we hang out, watch movies, and frequently go eat breakfast in the middle of the afternoon. That’s why I’m pretty stoked that he actually took the time to answer my Twitter DM.
I had this brilliant totally originale idea (Ha!) to do a series of interviews with some of my favorite pornstars, but given that I’m a lazy bum I didn’t actually want to come up with my own questions. Ain’t no one got time for that.
I decided to take a short cut and use the Bernard Pivot questionnaire. Bernard Pivot, for those of you who don’t know, is a French journalist, interviewer, and TV host. I had to look that up on Wiki, because to me Bernard Pivot is just the dude who came up with the questionnaire at the end of Inside the Actors Studio with James Lipton.
Inside the Actors Studio was a staple at my house when I was in high school, mostly because that’s the only period in my life when I had cable, and I always enjoyed the short series of questions James Lipton would ask his guests at the end of each show.
Here they are:
What is your favorite word? Yeah.
What is your least favorite word? Trump.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? The process that goes into making movies.
What turns you off? One sided negative people.
What is your favorite curse word? Cunt.
What sound or noise do you love? Hearing the ocean.
What sound or noise do you hate? Hearing obnoxious neighbors.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Stand up comic.
What profession would you not like to do? Be a cop.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Get in here you filthy bastard.
Tommy Pistol’s answers are just one more reason why we should be best friends forever. Everyone needs a best friend who is funny and who gets turned on by pursuing their creative passions. Also, he’s pretty good at all that porn stuff.
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