Welcome to our first installment of our list of the top10 awesome and weird female masturbation scenes from mainstream movies. For now we have 5, next week we’ll finish you off and bring you right up to number 1.
10 – Bare Behind Bars
Now that I think of it maybe this one should be number one? I would think some of this would not appeal to the general population but this Brazillian, pretty much x-rated film features a rat infested prison with a sadomasochistic lesbian warden, a perverted nurse and prison guards. All the inmates are half clothed, partaking in whippings, steamy showers, cat-fights, cavity searches and forced sex. Sound awesome? This film is quite offensive; in no way would I suggest it to you. It purely makes the list because it features many scenes that are pure female masturbation and that’s what we’re trying to accomplish.
9 – Antichrist
One of my favorite films of all time, beautifully shot and amazing acting. Wilem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourgh star as a couple who have lost their child while having sex in the shower. The film is them at a wooden cabin trying to get over their fears of life. This film has it all folks, female masturbation, male masturbation, intense sex scenes and maybe even a little amputation of a sexual organ but I don’t want to spoil that for you. Pick this film up when it comes out. It is the most depressing yet visually amazing film ever.
8 – Teeth
If you do not know about this movie yet, go and see it immediately. It’s about a girl who has teeth in her vagina. No it’s not a porn. It’s an actual film, with an actual budget and script and actors. Trust me; I was skeptical upon hearing about the release of this film. It’s actually a real fun film that’s whacky but also deals with teenage sexuality. The masturbation scene is hilarious, what is a girl to do when her vagina has teeth?
7 – High Tension
This weird little French horror gem includes a lengthy masturbation scene which was kind of weird in a horror flick. Usually a girl masturbated, THEN she gets killed, come on kids, stick to the Friday The 13th rules. But no, this just features one of the hot female leads pleasuring herself for no reason other than creating an edgy scene in a utterly unoriginal slasher style film. Hey, don’t get me wrong, I watched this film many of times but it never sufficed to hook me in like so many others on this list.
6 – Sex and Lucia
This little known foreign film seriously turned me on the first time I watched it but then again I have always been a fan of Spanish women and Paz Vega. In this film Paga plays a waitress who recently broke up with her writer boyfriend and goes off on a on a Mediterranean vacation Once on the island she receives her ex’s book and reads it only to find out it’s about her and her dirty sex life. Obviously a film with Sex in the title is going to have a masturbation scene or else that would be false advertising. This one immediately came to mind for overall sex.
Come back next week to find out what movie rates as the number one Awesome and Weird Female Masturbation Scene.
Big Gregg is the foreign correspondent, porn and mainstream movie expert, overall hell of a guy at ZZinsider.com