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We know that women have a thing for bad boys, but men, let’s be honest, all you want is alternate versions your mothers to continually reject us crazy in the head usually equals crazy in the bed! There is something about the histrionic, sexual volatility of a psycho sexy chick that guarantees an erection… until she cuts it off. I made this list of the top 10 Fictitious Sexy Psycho Women, and if I left any off let me know in the comments.
10. I have to start with myself in TheLuchadorLife because this is MY COLUMN and YOU WILL LOVE ME FOREVER:
So classic, much like…
9. Lily (Mila Kunis) in Black Swan. She slips her best frenemy an E, rolls with her at a club, and fucks with tragic ballerina Nina’s fragile body and mind:
Which reminds me…
8. Natalie Portman as Alice Ayres in Closer; best bonkers boner inducing quotation, “Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off, but it’s better if you do.” This epic scene is definitely freaky fap worthy:
I love the c-bomb. Speaking of…
7. Thief villain with a lesbian secret: oh yeah! Lucy from D.E.B.S. delivers with an evil M.O. and multiple lesbo swap spitfests:
I love fan videos. But…
6. I can’t embed any of the media from the film (WTF), but Sharon Stone as Catherine Tramell in Basic Instinct is the perfect psycho slut.
Onto more of the 1990s…
5. Hedra “Hedy” Carlson in Single White Female. Giving your best friend’s man head after you go to the same salon: totally sane.
Secret identities are hot, like…
4. What’s better than being a slut with a secret? Being an evil twin slut. Check out yummy Rebecca Romjin in Brian De Palma’s cult film Femme Fatale:
Oh yeah, that triggered:
3. Romjin again as Mystic from X-Men.
Famous words, “I can be anyone”. Check out her crazy sexiness:
I told you she could be anyone! However, there is one thing most of us aren’t…
2. Royal Anne Boelyn in the royal fuckfest, The Tudors:
Best advice ever, from the mouth of a famous trader, “The only thing the King’s afraid of is the Queen.”
Maybe because the Queen is hiding something? Like…
1. The sneaky hot bitches from Bitch Got a Penis:
Check out how Gran and Gramps react to the ultimate ladyboy fatale theme song:
Oh yeah, I reviewed that video too:
AND WE COME FULL CIRCLE TO SEXY PSYCHOS LIKE YO MAMA!
Let’s fuck while you cry,
XO,
Daisee Dukes.
