We here at Skin Central, the secret mountaintop fortress where Mr. Skin produces all of the skintillating celebrity content you know and jerk off to, are happy to announce that we have joined forces with the Peeperz blog! We’ll be bringing you regular updates from the world of Mr. Skin, including celebrity gossip from the hottest, nudest actresses on Earth, as well as our patented Top 10 lists and the weekly Mr. Skin Minute. Your self-pleasuring time is precious, and that’s why Mr. Skin is here- to help you fast-forward to the good parts! So it’s a pleasure to meet you, people of Peeperz! We’d shake your hand, but ours is…sticky.
This week, we’re kicking things off with a sleazy seasonal look at Mr. Skin’s Top 10 stars naked with fruits or vegetables. There are plenty of melons and peaches to peel your banana in this bountiful top 10 list:
10 Lolita Davidovich in Blaze (1989)
… Nice melons.
9 Janet Banzet in The Ultimate Degenerate (1969)
… Corn porn
8 Katja Bienert in Diamonds of Kilimandjaro (1983)
… Lots of vitamin B-cup
7 Tabitha Taylor in Pretty Cool Too (2007)
… You’ll peel your flesh banana.
6 Athena Demos in Naked in the 21st Century (2004)
… Fruitful furburger.
5 Charlotte Alexandra in Immoral Tales (1974)
… Tossed salad.
4 Susan Sarandon in Atlantic City (1981)
3 Olivia Pascal in Vanessa (1977)
… She’s grape juicy.
2 Tera Patrick in Andrew Blake Five Stars (2009)
… How seedy.
1 Monica Bellucci in Malèna (2000)
… Squeeze her lemons.
Check out our gallery of stills from our list, and be sure to see all we have to offer over at MrSkin.com!
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