Nothing says classy like a tat on your vulva. Forget the tramp stamp, this is the new way to go. Of course, showing it off in public might be problematic, but you can always start hanging out in nudist colonies for maximum exposure…or wear see through pants…or chaps… I don’t know, you figure it out, you’re the nut-ball that got a scary tat on your vag.
10. Butterfly Tattoo
Butterflies have to be the most common tattoo for chicks, but I’m guessing most of them don’t get them tattooed on their vulva. Although, this particular chick’s labia doesn’t kind of look like a caterpillar (I mean that as a compliment).
9. Kitty Vagina
It’s the bow tie that really makes this a work of art for me. Sure, kitty, pussy, cat…makes sense for a vulva tattoo, but without the bow tie it would just be too obvious. At least this woman tattoo marks the spot for her clit, in case you were lost down there.
8. Demon Monster Vag
7. Homer Simpson Vagina Mouth
6. Hippie Dude Beard Vag
5. Anatomically Correct Female Anatomy
4. Fishy Vag
3. Baby Vulva
Really? I mean, really? Come on this is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. It’s scary enough to fuck a pregnant lady when you’re afraid of poking something you shouldn’t (that’s impossible by the way), but to insert your penis or whatever into something made to look like a baby gives a whole new meaning to border-line pedophilia. I like my pussy grown up, but that’s just me.
2. Mario Brothers Pipe Vulva
1. Homer Simpson Ass Vag Combo