Top 12 Porny Terms You’ve Been Missing All Your Life!

by Jordan on July 29, 2010

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Have you ever been enjoying your favorite porn video and stopped to think “She sucks cock like a champ but WTF is POV!?” Probably not, but we still think you deserve to know what Tranny Bukkake is for the next time you announce how much you love it. Do you REALLY know all the Porny terms you keep seeing? Being educated is fucking sexy, so learn your terms, and spread the word. BE FOREWARNED: Your new knowledge will PROBABLY make the world a better place……move over Oprah and Ghandi!!

BBW: Abbreviation for a Big Beautiful Woman (and a nice way of saying fat!). If you love fapping to sexy voluptuous woman then you’re a fan of BBW.

POV:  Abbreviation for Point of View. You can spot a POV Porn video by the use of handheld cameras that are aimed by the recipient down at the giver. The sexy thing about POV is that it feels like your experiencing it yourself. Is that Sasha Grey sucking your cock? Why, I think so.

Bukkake: A type of fetish where one individual is cum on by multiple people. Whether it be one chick and 8 dudes or one dude and 8 chicks, the group stimulate themselves and all cum on (or in) one person…you haven’t had dinner yet, right? Ok good.

Softcore Porn: Don’t worry it’s still porn!! Just less sexually explicit then hardcore, though there is still kissing, nudity or partial nudity the sex if often simulated or hidden so that it is much less graphic.

Amateur: A genre of porn where the performer is not a professional pornstar. Amateur is most likely to be made with a low quality camera, in your mothers basement  and with terrible lighting. Though hard to pull off, when it IS done well seeing a real couple fuck to high heaven is PRETTY amazing.

Gonzo: Where the presence of the cameraman is acknowledged by the performers and audience. Perhaps the camera man is interviewing the talent or is somewhat visible in the scene.

DP: Stands for Double Penetration which is when an individual is penetrated by 2 penises at once. Pick a hole folks, any hole!!

Hardcore Porn: Porn that is much more explicit and graphic than Softcore Porn. There are tons of sub genres in the land of Hardcore porn….and it makes us very happy.

Femdom: A woman who plays the dominating role in BDSM flicks. She may also go by the title of dominatrix. If you like being spanked and Facesitting this genre is totally your bag.

BDSM: Roleplay or a lifestyle in where two people use pain and power to release their sexual tension. B D meaning Bondage and Discipline and S and M meaning Sadism and Masochism. If you dig Femdom you’ll probably dig the BDSM genre.

MILF: Stands for Mother I’d Like to Fuck. Don’t act like you don’t know one.

GILF: Grandma I’d Like to Fuck…..it’s ok to act like you don’t know one.

Tranny: Ever taken a chick home from a bar and have gotten a big (what’s wrong with your clit!!) surprise? A Tranny, or Transexual is a chick with a dick or a guy with a clit. The best of both worlds? You decide.

  • Weebl Fester

    Hate to break it to you but tranny is short for transexual, not transvestite, a transvestite is a person who is aroused dressing in clothing designated for the other gender.

  • Weebl Fester

    Hate to break it to you but tranny is short for transexual, not transvestite, a transvestite is a person who is aroused dressing in clothing designated for the other gender.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/MadThad0890 Thaddeus

    I knew em all except for Gonzo. Now I’m off to fap to some Femdom!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/MadThad0890 Thaddeus

    I knew em all except for Gonzo. Now I’m off to fap to some Femdom!

  • Jut

    Sorry. I don’t think they meant to offend you

  • Jut

    Sorry. I don’t think they meant to offend you

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