We can all agree that vaginas are amazing, right? I don’t think there’s any doubt about that in the Peeperz office or among our faithful readers. We’ve all got one thing in common: we love pussy! They’re all so different yet amazing in their own right, but once in a while you come across a pussy that blows your mind… and when you do, you just have to share the gold with the rest of the world. You can’t keep that shit to yourself, it would be selfish.
And I’m not selfish.
5. The Longest Pubes
Maoni Vi of Capetown of South Africa has pubic that is 28 inches long. Her underarm hair measures 32 inches long. How this is even possible, I have to idea. Does she shave? Does she braid it? Does she just let it go wild? You’re guess is as good as mine. I know I’ve said I’m a fan of pubes in the past, but even this is a little too much for me.
4. The Strongest Vagina
Tatiata Kozhevnikova’s vagina can beat up your vagina. The lady can lift up to 31 pounds with her pussy. I bet her workout sessions are much more interesting then mine. You know how a chick will sometimes squeeze your dick with her pussy when you’re fucking? I bet Kozhevnikova could pop a guy like warm champagne.
3. The Longest Labia
On one hand you’ve got women in America getting plastic surgery to reduce the size of their labia and get that “perfect” airbrushed pussy look, and on the other hand you have women in Rwanda who undergo labia stretching, because elongated labia are considered an asset in the sack. Both are fucked up practices if you ask me, but only one of them is consider genital mutilation by the World Health Organization. I’ll let you guess which one.
2. Barbie’s Genitals
Barbie isn’t the only lady born without a vagina. Turns out, one in 4,000 women are born with congenital absence of the vagina. Unlike Barbie though, these ladies are born with a clitoris, labia, and urethra in place, but where the vagina should be there’s only an indentation or a small dimple. Surgery is available. I wonder what happens to the women who don’t opt for surgery when they hit puberty? Where does the blood go?
1. Two Vaginas In One
Hazel Jones was born with a condition called uterus didelphys, which means that she has two uteruses and two vaginas. Think about it… She had to loss her virginity twice. She could have two pregnancies at once if she’s not careful and she has two periods a month. That’s a lot of lady business to take care of.
Gives a whole new meaning to double penetration, don’t ya think? Too bad Jones declined the 1 million dollar offer Vivid threw her way.
Bonus: A Giant Among Vaginas
Anna Swan had the largest vagina in recorded history. The giant Scot was 7 feet and 5 and a half inches tall. She gave birth to a baby whose head measured 19 inches around. Holy fucking hell, that’s a big ass head to pass through your vagina. I want to cry just thinking about it. Her husband was 7 feet and 11 inches tall… I’m hoping he had a big dick or that Swan worked on her Kegels like mad.