Top 5: Out Of This World Vaginas

by Lola Byrd on May 18, 2012

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We can all agree that vaginas are amazing, right? I don’t think there’s any doubt about that in the Peeperz office or among our faithful readers. We’ve all got one thing in common: we love pussy! They’re all so different yet amazing in their own right, but once in a while you come across a pussy that blows your mind… and when you do, you just have to share the gold with the rest of the world. You can’t keep that shit to yourself, it would be selfish.

And I’m not selfish.

5. The Longest Pubes

Maoni Vi of Capetown of South Africa has pubic that is 28 inches long. Her underarm hair measures 32 inches long. How this is even possible, I have to idea. Does she shave? Does she braid it? Does she just let it go wild? You’re guess is as good as mine. I know I’ve said I’m a fan of pubes in the past, but even this is a little too much for me.

4. The Strongest Vagina

Tatiata Kozhevnikova’s vagina can beat up your vagina. The lady can lift up to 31 pounds with her pussy. I bet her workout sessions are much more interesting then mine. You know how a chick will sometimes squeeze your dick with her pussy when you’re fucking? I bet Kozhevnikova could pop a guy like warm champagne.

3. The Longest Labia

On one hand you’ve got women in America getting plastic surgery to reduce the size of their labia and get that “perfect” airbrushed pussy look, and on the other hand you have women in Rwanda who undergo labia stretching, because elongated labia are considered an asset in the sack. Both are fucked up practices if you ask me, but only one of them is consider genital mutilation by the World Health Organization. I’ll let you guess which one.

2. Barbie’s Genitals

Barbie isn’t the only lady born without a vagina. Turns out, one in 4,000 women are born with congenital absence of the vagina. Unlike Barbie though, these ladies are born with a clitoris, labia, and urethra in place, but where the vagina should be there’s only an indentation or a small dimple. Surgery is available. I wonder what happens to the women who don’t opt for surgery when they hit puberty? Where does the blood go?

1. Two Vaginas In One

Hazel Jones was born with a condition called uterus didelphys, which means that she has two uteruses and two vaginas. Think about it… She had to loss her virginity twice. She could have two pregnancies at once if she’s not careful and she has two periods a month. That’s a lot of lady business to take care of.

Gives a whole new meaning to double penetration, don’t ya think? Too bad Jones declined the 1 million dollar offer Vivid threw her way.

Bonus: A Giant Among Vaginas

Anna Swan had the largest vagina in recorded history. The giant Scot was 7 feet and 5 and a half inches tall. She gave birth to a baby whose head measured 19 inches around. Holy fucking hell, that’s a big ass head to pass through your vagina. I want to cry just thinking about it. Her husband was 7 feet and 11 inches tall… I’m hoping he had a big dick or that Swan worked on her Kegels like mad.

Via thefrisky.com

  • Brewski

    #5 “Le Heim”

  • http://twitter.com/AlphaHarlot Alpha Harlot

    That barbie pic is freaking me out. lol 

    • Nemesis89

      Same here. 

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Haha, I know, right?

      • November1107

        Bitch!

  • http://blog.youporn.com YouPorn Jude

    #5 is Amazing… I’ve been trying to do that with my Pubes for YEARS but they just won’t grow that long… or at least that’s my excuse when I forget to manscape.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      I wonder what keeps body hair from growing past a certain length? I could probably google it, but I’m just gonna keep wondering instead…

  • Nemesis89

    Hey Lola, did you hear about the man claiming a BMW motorcycle has given him a two year erection?

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      I did. Bucky, or maybe Rick, wrote about it a couple weeks ago, but you reminded me… maybe I should do a dick version of this top five…

      • Nemesis89

        Couldn’t hurt? Heck I’d like to hear about the top 5 dicks you find amazing. I couldn’t help but laugh when I first heard about the guy suing because he’s  in his 50s. When I’m in my 50s I will write thank you letters to every person or company who gives me an erection.

  • joe dirt

    Where is the proof or pics???

  • Tim

    Of course, I hope everyone realizes that #5 is just a picture of a woman with hair extensions glued to her pubes.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Obviously, but the facts are there.

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