When search under insertions on PornHub to things come to mind. One, why haven’t I stuck more interesting things up MY vagina recently and two, where are the videos of people fucking barbies (i.e. the most awesome looking vaginal insertion prop ever!)? Here’s my top 5 list of radical vaginal insertion videos:
5. Lorraine has a monster vag……like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
4.When I found out Pornstar Nellie Hunter starts her mornings by pouring champagne on her ass too I was like ‘gurrrrrrrllllll’. I thought I was the only one.
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3. This is the best video I’ve seen all week. I didn’t realize mildly retarded crack heads were allowed to be porn. Not only does Krystal (with a K) insert a dirty old broom into her pussy (2:00) but also appears to have special ‘beauty marks’ on her pussy (3:40). The icing on cake is the giant cock tattoo on her ass at (52 seconds). Enjoy
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2. I’m sorry….there is a LOT of things I could do with a straight face but fucking a vacuum is not one of them. How much does one get paid to fuck a vacuum?
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1. This girl clearly not concerned about safe sex. She has no idea whose hole this hotdog was in last night….did she even ask about its sexual history? I totally saw a wart on its lower region…
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