Top 5: Sex Slang Terms You Need To Know Now!

by Lola Byrd on April 19, 2016

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There’s more to contemporary sex slang than “Netflix and Chill.” Actually, I kind of hate “Netflix and Chill” because watching Netflix is pretty much my raison d’être and now I feel like my favorite activity has been co-opted by hipster millennials and perverted into something unrecognizable.

I just want to watch Netflix and eat my bonbons, okay. Not watch Neflix and play gate keeper to my nether regions all night.

Youths.

What will they come up with next?!

5. Dopplebanger

Willow-Doppelganger

When you bang someone solely because they look similar to another person you want to do.
“She looks kind-of like Jessica Alba, but less hot. ”
“Shes a dopplebanger for sure.”

That is not the only definition of a “Dopplebanger,” but I’m going with this one for the purpose of this listicle, because some of the other ones are too disturbing to even mention.

4. Postboned

Sex-In-Car

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter
“They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?”
“I bet they got postboned”

Hehe.

3. Snatchchat

Snatchchat

When one uses the application Snapchat for sex-related purposes.
“Damn, did you see the snatchchat that Zoey sent out? What a hobag.”
“Yeah, I downloaded the snapchat app so I could snatchchat my boyfriend.”

I don’t think anyone needed this one explained to them. I just like the way it sounds. Snatchchat, snatchchat, snatchchat… it’s super fun to say.

2. Powerballing

Powerball

To gyrate ones testicles while copulating.
“Last night I was totally powerballing your mom.”

Slap, slap, slap.

1. Masturwait

Masturwait

Fapping while you’re watching porn but you’re waiting because the video’s buffering.
“Due to my slow internet, I had to masturwait.”

This is the worst. Remember how painful it was to watch online porn before high speed internet? Blue balls for days.

Definitions courtesy of Urban Dictionary. 

Via popsugar.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd

  • I only use Netflix to watch Supernatural. I have not once seen any nudity on Snapchat. I’ve seen more boobs on Instagram.

    • Where do you watch all the other things there is to watch?

      • All the other things on Netflix? I’m pretty caught up on most of the shows I watch.

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