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I’ve seen Showgirls more times than I care to admit. As a self-proclaimed movie buff I like to think I have pretty good taste in the finer things in life, sadly, some of the hottest movies out there are also some of the shittiest pieces of crap. On the flip side, Schindler’s List could have used more titty shots.
Hollywood has brought us a lot to be thankful for, from slasher porn to art house flicks where the latest ingenue gets to show us her goods while working on her “craft”, but today I would like to shed the spotlight on the little gem called the stripper movie.
The dance movie has been a popular genre for the last decade or so, and like most genre movies they often get classified as low-art. The distinction between high and low art, between pornography and erotica, has particularly fascinated me lately. It’s a very fine line, I tell you. A very fine line. After all, what was Showgirls if not the poor man’s Black Swan?
With so many fine stripper asses to choose from narrowing it down to just to a list of 5 was a daunting task. Feel free to debate my choices in the comment section, and don’t forget to tell me your favorite stripper babes from Hollywood.
5. Demi Moore – Striptease
There’s a point in every actress’s career where she needs to show off her tits if she wants to keep getting roles. Thankfully, Demi Moore hit that particular point early in her career. You know, before her tits started heading south, but by the looks of them here that’s not gonna be happening anytime soon.
4. Natalie Portman – Closer
This is the movie everyone awaited with bated breath for a chance to see a nude Natalie Portman. Unfortunately, she decided to deprive us of the pleasure of seeing her sweet ta-tas. At least, we get to see her ass, and that ain’t half bad.
3. Elizabeth Berkely – Showgirls
This is what happens when your garden variety child star needs to shed their goody-two-shoes image. Thank you Hollywood!
2. Rose Mcgowan – Planet Terror
Rose Mcgowan is so hot she practically drips sex. You have to wonder what her and Marylin Manson used to get up to under the sheets… or maybe this is one of those cases where the imagination is sweeter than reality.
1. Jenna Jameson – Zombie Strippers
Jenna Jameson playing a stripper, what more could you ask for? Oh yeah, she turns into a zombie. Every geek’s wet dream… and it’s actually a great movie. I highly recommend it to anyone who’s into the genre.
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