You Peepz know how Bucky and I feel about Terry Richardson, we love his work even if he his America’s drunk and inappropriate uncle. you know the one that drinks too much at Christmas (and every other family gathering for that matter) and makes you sit on his lap even thought you’ve long since outgrown pigtails.
Most people either love him or hate him; when it come to Uncle Terry there is no middle ground, but even the people who love him recognize that he’s a hipster douche who sports a pornstar ‘stache, and molester glasses. Hell, he probably thinks he invented plaid, but it’s Terry and he doesn’t give a fuck and most people just shrug at his antics, because, hey, we get to see all the nudy pictures he takes of his celebrity friends.
The dude is God, the dude is legend. He’s also quite the perv; a side of his personality that gets him into trouble. If you listen to the Internet hype, he’s got quite the reputation for taking advantage of his models. Hey, Terry said it himself: “In this business it’s not who you know, but who you blow.”
Now, I don’t know if any of the rumors and allegations flying around are true. Consider everything I’m about to say, and everything I’ve already said to be conjecture, gossip, rumors and allegations. I wouldn’t want to be sued over any of this, it’s true, but in all honestly it’s kind of difficult to separate truth from fiction when it comes to this guy.
As I said, in a previous post, Terry really is a myth of his own creation; when it comes to Richardon’s body of work, he’s the real star, not the chicks who pose topless for him. And since we do feature his work on a semi-permanent basis, I thought it was only fair to give you a little more information on the guy. Truth or fiction? Who knows. Hero or villain? You tell me.
5. Just Call Me Uncle Terry
I always thought Bucky referred to him as Uncle Terry, because the dude really does looks like the stereotypical inappropriate uncle, but the origin of the “Uncle Terry” moniker is apparently self-assigned. Usually, giving yourself your own nickname never works, but when you’re Terry Richardson and you’ve got all the power and fame that comes with that and you ask a nude model to call you “Uncle Terry” people oblige you. Is it ironic? Does he really want to be seen as the creepy “bad touch” uncle? Is he completely insane and doesn’t give a fuck? Or maybe he just dig it when between mouthfuls of dick models moans: “Oh, Uncle Terry. Oh yes, give, me that big cock. Unnnnncle!”
4. Uncle Terry Loves Tampons
One model claims that when she told told Terry she was on her period to rebuff his advances during a particularly frisky photo shoot, he told her he looooved tampons and asked her to take it out so he could play with it… and make some bloody tea. She declined, but if you call him up and ask nicely, I bet he would pull it out with his teeth for you while the water boiled.
3. He Shoots In The Nude
Terry might have that whole creepy hispter douche vibe down to a science, but he’s a nice, fun guy and the last thing he wants to do is make is models uncomfortable, so to loosen things up on-set when a lovely lady is about to take her clothes, Terry often takes off his own clothes to make her feel at ease. This should in no way be considered a move on his part. He’s a gentlemen after all, and yes, that’s him making that model feel more comfortable by spreading his cum all over her tits.
2. He Fucked A Sheep, Sort Of, Maybe
Back in the ’90s, Terry published a picture of himself fucking a sheep. Try as I might, I was not able to find the picture, and depending on the source, the sex was either real or simulated. Either way, some impressionable teenager saw it and immediately fell in love. With Terry that is, not the sheep. Not all love stories end badly, or with sheep impaling, because as luck would have it, this love sick teenager grew-up, meet Terry Richardson, fucked him, and wrote a story about it for xoJane.com.
1. His Models Frequently Blow Him
“It’s not who you know, but who you blow” remember? This one is hard to deny when there’s so much photographic evidence. Terry doesn’t just like to shoot naked lady models with nice tits, he also likes to insert himself into the photographs he takes as well. It’s one of his trademarks actually, and by insert, I, of course, mean his dick into their mouths.