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Attention whore Basketball legend, Dennis Rodman, is currently scouting for ladies to play in a topless basketball league. He’s assigned himself head coach of the team he’s launching for HeadQuarter’s Gentlemen’s Club in New York City. Rodman got the ingenious booby jiggling idea when he heard that another strip joint in town, Rick’s Cabaret had started a team with former Atlanta Hawk, Spud Webb, when the NBA lock out was still on. Rodman’s even challenged Webb’s team to a game.
Now, I don’t claim to be a chick that’s into sports or anything…but this sounds like a pretty awesome idea.
You’ve got the draw of the two famous basketball players coaching and then the cherry on top is that you’re actually watching sexy ladies run all over the place with their tops off. I mean, I’m sure a few of them would end up with black eyes from getting tit smacked in the face but it’s all for the good of mankind.
Rodman was quoted in the New York Post as saying, “I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court…You don’t have to have too much experience, just know how to throw the ball into the hole.” The uniforms for the girls will be shorts and skimpy t-shirts or tank tops. They’ll all come out clothed and do a strip tease taking off their shirts before the game actually starts.
A spokesmen for Rick’s Cabaret totally rained on Rodman’s parade though when he admitted that Rick’s no longer had a basketball team and the Rick’s Basketball Association had been disbanded,”We stepped aside when the NBA returned…We wish Dennis well in coaching another team, but if the RBA was still in existence, we would have made Dennis our commissioner.”
A day late and a dollar short, Mr. Rodman.
I say you stick with the team though and make Topless Basketball happen. I really think that people would pay to see this. Just build a basketball court onto the strip club and have midweek topless games with the ladies.
I bet you that men would pay to hang out and play basketball the other six days of the week. Have some of the girls walk around in bikinis handing out fresh towels and selling bottled water with sexy ladies in bikinis handing them their towels when they get all sweaty.
Boobies and Balls everyone wins.
Via NyPost.com
