I’m not saying Tove Lo is the new Miley Cyrus, but they’re definitely taking pages from the same playbook. Tove Lo has been on the sex blog radars for a while now, but she hasn’t been popular enough or naked enough to take central billing, but I feel like that’s all changing now.
Ever since the launch of Tove’s new album Ladywood there’s been an increase in naked-ish Tove pics and vids. I’m not saying there’s a correlation, but it won’t hurt her sales that’s for sure. Let’s call it a happy coincidence!
Just a few days ago I wrote about Tove‘s pseudo-masturbation scene in the short film Fairy Dust and now she’s wearing weed pasties on her boobies. I’m sure I’ve seen these exact pictures featuring Miley Cyrus.
Who are those two other girls? Does anyone even care?
Yup, nailed it. Okay, Tove isn’t wearing a elf hat, so they’re not exactly the same, but they’re pretty close, amirite? I feel like those two should just meet up and hang out. Maybe smoke a spliff and suck on each other’s tits. Liam can sit in the corner and watch. I bet he would like that. He seems like the type.
As for Tove Lo she’s killing time getting vagina tattoos while waiting for her Miley and Liam threesome.
At first I thought the tattoo looked vaguely churchy, because of the cross, but then I realized the cross is a butthole, so I shut up.
Actually, I can’t shut up. It kind of bugs me when people glorify drugs. I don’t care if people do drugs or not. I mean, that shit is their problem and as long as they’re not hurting other people I couldn’t give a shit, but do Peepz have to turn their drug use into their damn personality?!
You do drugs, I get it. Can we move on now?
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