UFC Ring Girl Released For Undisclosed Soft-Core Porn

by RICK RODAY on February 17, 2012

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The UFC makes use of ring girls to distract everyone from the fact you are watching two muscular, sweaty, shirtless men roll around on the ground while aggressively hugging each other. I’m comfortable enough with my sexuality to cheer them on while they do it and comment on their form and positioning, but some men require a little female eye candy to justify their passion for Mixed Martial Arts.

Queue the lovely ring ladies. These women are paid to circle the Octagon every round while wearing revealing uniforms and holding up signs that indicate which round is about to begin. At the amateur events I participated in, this job was performed by a 5’1”, 230 pound Filipino woman who, after enough beers or unblocked high kicks to the head, looked alright. Being a professional organization, the UFC employs professional models.

Now we’re all men and women of the world at this site. Every one of you reading this knows that at some point in their career, every man or woman who gets paid to be pretty has at some point done so while naked with a vagina in their vicinity. The UFC’s Chandella Powell is no exception.

Before working for the cage fighting promotion, Powell made her rounds on the internet as softcore porn performer Mariah Ashton. With a couple solo and lesbian scenes to her credit, Ashton never disclosed her previous career to her new employers. Upon finding out that one of the faces of their organization was hiding some sexy secrets, she was fired.

Though break, Chandella. If it’s any consolation, you can take solace in the fact that you probably helped numerous gay men come out of the closet when they started masturbating while you circled the ring, and then didn’t stop when two greasy, muscle bound beefcakes started rolling around on the ground.

Via bjpenn.com

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