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I have a number of Google Alerts set up that auto email my account when the all seeing Google sees some new info on the subjects I have keyed in. I have many alerts set up, but I have number for actress Lizzy Caplan. Like “Lizzy Caplan Vagina”, “Lizzy Caplan Juicy Snatch”, “Lizzy Caplan Tits”, “Lizzy Caplan Fuckfest”, “Lizzy Caplan loves Bucky Beall”, “Lizzy Caplan/Bucky Beall/Restraining Order” and so forth.
She’s not everyone’s cup of Thunderbird fortified wine, she’s not a conventional actress but she makes my dick’s pussy wet. Therefore I was pumped when my T-Mobile G1 smartphone chimed to let me know my “Lizzy Caplan Sex” alert had gone off, and what I got was a link to this internet sketch she co-stars in called Vacation Sex.
If you’re going away on vacation this summer and your friends are house sitting, or even if they just have your spare keys to water the plants, I hope you trust them not to fuck in your bed, or something like this may happen:
