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I don’t get the big whoop around butt holes. I know that a lot of men and women enjoy the sensation of things going in and out of their butt, and there are a wide range of plugs, vibrators and small mammals designed to accommodate them. Good for them! I am employed by an industry whose overall mantra is that if something makes you cum and doesn’t hurt anybody then do it (preferably in front of a camera). If you’re a straight man who likes to fondle the breasts of a Barbie blonde bombshell while she violently destroys your rectum with her massive dick then go for it, god damn it.
I, on the other hand, prefer to keep my butt hole a one way street.
I’m not homophobic, sexually repressed, or embarrassed about my pooper. I just don’t like it when things go in there. I once had a girlfriend push the tip of her finger in there during the thralls of passion and I instinctively clenched so violently that she left a press on nail behind. To this very day I can’t watch a donkey punch video without recalling the argument we had afterwards.
Needless to say, I go through the maximum amount of effort possible to avoid things going into my butt, which is why I was very concerned to read that Virginia will require rectal exams before Viagra can be prescribed to patients.
The totally awesome reason for this proposed bill is to get back at anti-choice assholes who keep passing laws making it harder for non-virgin Virginian women to get abortions by attributing bogus health concerns and costly tests to the procedure. Requiring men to get finger banged before getting pharmaceutical induced hard-ons uses the same line of reasoning and is built upon the existing laws used against women.
Virginia state Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) is the mastermind behind this amendment, and the whole point is to raise awareness about the topic of abortions in her state. I would say her ploy was a success, because I started writing this article before reading the actual news story which is why I started out talking about my butthole. After reading through it I am now fairly concerned about the women of Virginia and will be following the story closely.
Yay, democracy!
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