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For the last couple of weeks we’ve been running a contest to win a Vstroker virtual sex system (consisting of a Fleshlight and interactive vibrating attachment that connects to your computer and allows you to fuck your fave star) where to win you have to explain to Katie, the Pornhub Twitter goddess and brand ambassador, what it feels like to have a dick.
Katie’s gone through the entries and chosen this submission from reader MielikkisChosen:
There are many ways to describe what fucking with a dick feels like. It all depends on the situation and the type of relationship that you have with any given person. To me, the feeling of fucking is less important than the feeling of an orgasm (strictly dick speaking, not emotionally or spiritually). In the case of a one-night stand, I associate the male orgasm to riding a bull. You get an extreme adrenaline rush and try to hang on for a few seconds, then it’s over.
As for being in a relationship, the orgasm is basically the same physically, but differs on an emotional level. It’s more intense, but softer at the same time. That is something which is very hard to explain.
I would imagine that the whole experience differs for each man you ask, but there is one way to describe it that I think is a universal truth among all men. It feels utterly amazing. Every time, in every situation. It’s the culmination of every good feeling that you can imagine, all rolled up into one. It’s like the force from an explosion that just blow you off of your feet. It lasts for only a few short seconds in real time, but if you learn to immerse yourself in the feeling and submit completely, it seems like entire minutes have passed.
Once it’s over, it’s over. All of your hornyness (horniness?) passes immediately and you have a moment of complete clarity. It’s rare for a man, because the window between clarity and sexual thoughts is a very short one. Literally, it’s minutes long. The funny part is that you are aware of what’s happening, but you have absolutely no control over it. In a way, it’s akin to an out-of-body experience.
Let me sum things up in a cheesy, but accurate way. Think of hopping onto the back of a unicorn and riding from one end of a rainbow to the other. The journey itself is exhilarating but serene at the same time. Then, once you reach your destination, you impale that motherfucking leprechaun on the end of your horn and take his gold. It doesn’t get any better than that.
Congrats MielikkisChosen! Email me at bucky@peeperz.com to claim your prize.
