You know what’s great about getting old? You get to be as crude and crazy as you like and people just sort of take it and smile. The Golden Girls was an amazing show for it’s time. Shit, it’s still pretty scandalous by today’s standards. Trust me, I watched it as a kid and I watched again last summer for shits and giggles and those ladies were dope.
There’s a new trio of badass older ladies in town: the 3 golden sisters! Of all things, they filmed a video of themselves watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape and dissecting the play-by-play amidst giggles and gasps. It’s a wondrous thing to behold and pretty on point: “What’s taking so long?”, “Why is she just lying there?”,”That’s what you call a brazilian.” There’s even a history lesson thrown in there. Did you know that anal sex comes to us from the Greeks? Well, fuck, you do now.
The amazing thing?! These killer grannies are actually sisters. They run a hairdressing shop together. One of the sisters, Teresa even bought a talent agency a few years ago where she discovered Shia Lebeouf when he was 11 years-old. Apparently, the two are still in touch to this day.
It’s not all shits and giggles though, if you visit their site you can get some good old fashioned “Italian Mother Advice.” One fan wrote in asking the 3 golden Sisters how she could get back into the dating scene after a divorce with a 3 year-old kid. My favorite response is from Teresa: “I don’t believe in divorce. But, I would wait a year before you start dating… and I suggest you date her Dad during that time.” (It’s funny, because Teresa is divorced.)
Oh, and if you thought watching three grandmas watch Kim Kardashian’s sex tape is funny, you should check them out trying to figure out how to work a bong for 4/20. Me thinks a YouTube show is in the works.
Check out the video: