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This is what 45 years old looks like. At least it does in some wonderful world that we’re only privy to through online picture stalking. But we’ll take what we can get. Mary Louise Parker celebrates her 45th birthday today and we thought the best way to celebrate with her would be a montage of nude (or as nude as we could find) pictures of the Weeds star.
There is something about Mary Louise that we have lusted after since before she became a drug dealing matriarch, back seat spanking (do you remember that episode), bathtub philosopher. This is a woman that just drips with sexuality, oozes it from every pore. Every movement, every flash of tongue, every step or hand gesture has us enthralled and visualizing vulgar things that tongue or hand could be doing to us.
Happy Birthday, MLP. Now, back to those pink nipples.
