We Won’t See These Two Fucking Anytime Soon

by Joy Topaz on September 1, 2010

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We’re not sure if we’re happy or relieved, shocked or neutral, surprised or reassured. But TMZ is reporting that we will not be watching Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt fucking on our screen anytime soon.

According to Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment, Spencer is no longer interested in selling the tapes. And it looks like it’s Heidi who has put a stop to it. In a letter to Hirsch, Spencer’s rep wrote:

“Heidi’s made it very clear that she is not interested in releasing any tapes. It looks like she pulled the kill switch. Spencer’s not interested in further destroying their relationship by pursuing an avenue she’s so vehemently against.”

Heidi has threatened legal action if Spencer sells the sex tapes. Even $5 million couldn’t convince her otherwise. Ok, now we’re a little shocked.

We would like to take this time to talk about the name Spencer. When naming a child you are not just giving them a simple moniker, you are giving them all the traits that come with that name. For instance, naming your child ‘Spencer’ will turn that child into a sleaze. Naming a child ‘Debbie’ will ensure that they are obese. Naming your child ‘Corky’ will….well, you can probably guess.

  • Jaslvgas

    well what will Spencer do now?? and does anyone really give a rats ass about him, his 2 minutes of fame are over see ya dude. I just want heidi’s pussy to be splashed all over the internet, because lemme tell you after her lousy playboy issue. which showed absolutely nothing. It would seem politically correct that we as pussy lovers demand that we as viewers get to see her puss, or is she doing plastic surgery on that as well.??

  • Suprazrtight

    bitch!!! its cuz hes got a small dick and her pussy looks like dried roast beef!!!!!!

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