What A Shocker, Heidi Montag Has A Sex Tape

by Dave Carter on August 23, 2010

Post image for What A Shocker, Heidi Montag Has A Sex Tape

File this one under: inevitable. Reports have surfaced that Spencer Pratt is shopping a tape that he made with his now-estranged wife Heidi Montag, of “The Hills” fame. Naturally, he is motivated by nothing more than his heart of gold.

“When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife, Kim [Kardashian] is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure.”

Also motivating: the $5 million dollar price tag, a cost that it appears Vivid Entertainment will have no problem springing for. As for Heidi, who once went through 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day, she’s apparently devastated, but fortunately has a stable support group to fall back on: the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Yes, that Real Housewife.

Don’t start lining up yet. There are also reports that Spencer is negotiating (read: blackmailing) to keep the tape private if Heidi does another reality show with him. Which means that instead of watching these two defile each other on camera, we’ll have to settle for another few seasons of Speidi defiling the good name of whichever channel buys the rights.

UPDATE: Playmate Karissa Shannon (below), may make a lesbian appearance in Heidi’s sex tape. According to TMZ, Karissa says that a sex tape does exist but she doesn’t believe that Spencer is in possession of it.

  • Danny

    Please please please stop with the reality star updates. They arent hot and we care about them about as much as we care about which toothpaste we buy. I know you have to find something to write about but damn….

  • Danny

    Please please please stop with the reality star updates. They arent hot and we care about them about as much as we care about which toothpaste we buy. I know you have to find something to write about but damn….

  • wtf

    YAWN!!! Add 3 more minutes to the fame clock!! 2 minutes more if fire breathing dwarfs are are included.

  • wtf

    YAWN!!! Add 3 more minutes to the fame clock!! 2 minutes more if fire breathing dwarfs are are included.

  • Jordan

    Maybe I shouldn’t be publicly admitting this but personally I love the celeb updates, especially when they are written with in such good humor!! There is nothing wrong with broadening ones good general knowledge….even if it’s only regarding a nipple slip. :)

  • Jordan

    Maybe I shouldn’t be publicly admitting this but personally I love the celeb updates, especially when they are written with in such good humor!! There is nothing wrong with broadening ones good general knowledge….even if it’s only regarding a nipple slip. :)

  • ern

    now i beat my dick on heidi, YEAH !

  • ern

    now i beat my dick on heidi, YEAH !

Previous post:

Next post: