What Porn Will Look Like If Santorum Is President

by Bucky Beall on April 5, 2012

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Okay last post on Santorum…this will be our last post on both the politician and the frothy mixture that is sometimes the after effect of anal sex – last post that is until the next time Santorum spews some Santorum from his mouth hole that we have to make fun of.

If you’re not following boring news we’ll catch you up: presidential hopeful Rick Santorum is running on an anti-porn, anti-woman, anti-gay, platform, and he’s claiming that if elected he’ll enforce little used obscenity laws (and probably make some new ones) and “clean up” pornography.

The man’s a clown and he’s ridiculousness enough for us to laugh at him with no help but that doesn’t mean we don’t love it when comedians mock him. On Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show they did this sketch to show what porn approved by Rick Santorum would be like. Check it out below and leave your “Fuck Yous” to Rick in the comments:

Via YouTube.com

  • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

    I’d rather eat monkey smegma by the bucket load than have Rick Santorum has president. God, what a douche bag. 

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