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While it is legal in most countries outside of the United States (I find the danger makes it more exciting), prostitution does usually carry a certain number of restrictions. I am by no means familiar with the law, but I’m pretty sure those restrictions include soliciting your pounded out snatch for some chicken nuggets in a fast food restaurant drive-through line.
Los Angeles police arrested Khadijah Baseer on suspicion of prostitution after she allegedly tried to enter customers’ cars in a McDonald’s drive-through. Once in these cars she apparently offered sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets. Sadly, nobody took her up on the offer.
Now, the going price for Chicken McNuggets in Los Angeles is 20 for 5 dollars. This lady was willing to give up some pussy for five dollars’ worth of congealed chicken DNA. Maybe I simply don’t know what it’s like to be so poor you are willing to commit a crime for food. If I were going to let somebody put their penis into me for a meal it would be at In-and-Out, or maybe Carl’s Jr. But Chicken McNuggets? Give your booty a little bit more credit than that, Khadijah.
On a side note, who exactly is the victim in this crime? The way I see it, everybody wins. McDonalds sells 5 dollars’ worth of fake chicken, the customer gets a little booty with his Big Mac, and the woman gets Chicken McNuggets. Sounds like a square deal to me.
