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By now you’ve heard the news, because it’s been on every other media outlet, that a French print tabloid, the paper Closer, got some blurry pics of the English princess Kate Middleton (the hottie commoner who just married Prince William) topless sunbathing while on vacation. This has caused a worldwide shit storm but that’s not all, in an interview defending the publishing of the photos the editor for Closer, Laurence Pieau, stated
“I won’t hide the fact that there are more intimate pictures that exist that we haven’t published and will not publish. These images are full of joy, not degrading.”
She seems to be hinting they also have sex pictures of the royal couple, sex photos they’re not publishing, this is where our very own YouPorn.com comes in. YouPorn sent the following offer in a letter to Miss Pieau:
September 14, 2012
Miss, Laurence Pieau
C/O Closer MagazineDear Ms. Pieau
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Corey Price and I am the Marketing Director for YouPorn.com, the world’s largest adult website. Our website generates over 15 million hits a day and by it’s name you already pretty much know what is featured on it.Ms. Pieau, you have stated that you are currently in possession of “intimate footage” of the future Queen of England, Kate Middleton and Prince William that you are not going to show at this time. We’d like to make an offer on this footage since we believe this is an incredibly newsworthy story, and we are already being slammed with emails from our site’s loyal visitors begging us to make an offer.
We feel very confident that we can show this footage legally, and would like to make you aware that we have an “open checkbook”. We’d truly like to have the first crack at this, as we know that this type of litigation can be a “royal pain” for your magazine to deal with, and our site is a much better fit when it comes to sexy videos, that’s what YouPorn.com is all about!
I can be contacted at my email listed below.
Sincerely,
Corey Price.
What’s your reaction? If they score pics or footage will head over to YouPorn to check it out? Give it to us in the comments and we’ll update if YouPorn scores the goods.
Via TMZ.com
