Kink Fest: Naked Pie Fight

by Alpha Harlot on November 22, 2017

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For the next few weeks, I’m going to tell you Peepz stories about one of the most amazing weekends in my life. My wife and I went to Geek Kink Fest and experienced some of the most creative BDSM scenes and sexual situations that I’ve seen in a long time. Some we participated in, some we only watched, but each one was memorable enough to warrant it’s own post

Geek Kink Fest is less pretentious then any fetish event I’ve ever been to. The moment that I knew that I was in a place with “my people” was when I heard the first squirt of cream into a pie pan. Dirty, sexy fun is the best kind.

My wife and I were wearing our sex clothes; fishnets wrapped around out limbs and corsets wrapped around our waists. When we reviewed the activities for that night, we had already decided that the Naked Pie Fight was at the top of our “to watch,” list. There were plenty of things we wanted to participate in ourselves, but we wanted to keep our voyeur status for this one. Maybe I would have played if they had used something that didn’t have dairy in it. Peach pie till the day I die.


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Porn and football have a lot in common. Both are physically demanding forms of entertainment that appeal to all people but are predominately popular with heterosexual males. This skew towards one demographic dictates the content and advertising associated with each. However there are also many critical differences between the two.

For example one of them is bunch of sweaty people touching butts and the other is pornography. Despite such differences veteran adult star Richelle Ryan says one NFL player may have the potential to become a crossover success.

Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski is a four time Pro Bowler who plays for the New England Patriots with whom he won two Super Bowls. He’s already one of the sport’s most recognizable and charismatic players and is a regular on talk shows nationwide. He was also a guest at WrestleMania raising questions that he might leave football for professional wrestling.

Richelle claims Gronk could have another alternate career to consider because he has the good looks, energetic personality, and frat boy aesthetic that would make for a successful porn star. Not to mention he already has a boss porn name and “tight end” is the sexiest sounding football position.



Caught By The Roofer

by Alpha Harlot on November 21, 2017

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My roof is leaking, Peepz.

It was raining like crazy in Jersey last week. I went into my bedroom on Sunday night to figure out what I was going to wear the next day and a few drops of water fell in my head. We checked the attic and sure enough, water was coming in near one of the vents in the roof.

My wife made all the appropriate phone calls to the condo association and the landlord but obviously nothing can be done on Sunday night but catching the water in buckets and hoping for the best.


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A common criticism of porn is that it perpetuates unrealistic depictions of sex among men who may otherwise lack formal sexual education. People who expect real world intercourse to be like what they see on the internet may develop unhealthy expectations and negative attitudes towards women. While many producers are trying to rectify this, there might be a new area of concern to watch out for.

Before porn was readily available on every internet enabled device, most men didn’t have much of a sample to compare their penis to. You could take a peak around the trough in the bathroom at a football game or do a little meat gazing while showing at the gym, but for the most part you were only comparing yourself to average blokes.

However thanks to streaming pornography we are constantly bombarded with giant, pelvis-busting schlongs. Noice.

According to a recent survey of more than 2,000 men, 50 percent of people who watch porn have anxiety about the size of their penis compared to those of professional adult performers. This penis envy can result in a lack of confidence and anxiety that negatively impact their sex lives.



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Speaking of his own disdain for journalism, Hunter S. Thompson once said “old whores seldom giggle.” His point was that doing something you love, such as writing or fucking, is only fun as an amateur. Once you turn your hobby into a profession all of the fun quickly evaporates.

Enter Gwyneth Montenegro.

The 39-year-old retired prostitute has seen a literal barrel of pickles. After sleeping with more than 10,000 men having sex is little more than a footnote on her resume. Using her extensive knowledge of exploiting sexuality for financial gain, she has written a book on how to give men what they want. Spoiler alert: it’s sex.

What kind of sex and how to go about to go about having it is where Montenegro’s years of experience come into play. Though her audience appears to be people thinking about getting into sex work she still has a lot of interesting insights as someone who spent 12 successful years in the industry.



Masturbation Roll

November 18, 2017
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Megan Fox Slutty Lingerie Selfies for Social Media – DrunkenStepfather Melissa Johnston Nude Shower Scene – CelebJihad Steph Waring Nipples in See Through White Gown – TaxiDriverMovie WWE Diva Kelly Kelly Nip Slip in a Low Cut Dress! – The Nip Slip Iggy Azalea […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Knees to Your Shoulders, Please

November 18, 2017
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You know when you’ve got a girl on her back, with her knees up in the air? I love that position. I love being able to spread a pussy wide open and explore every inch of it. I know it’s kind of missionary, but I feel like once the knees pass the shoulders, it’s magical. […]

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Mark Wahlberg, Career Choices And Forgiveness

November 17, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Penis Rising From the Ashes

November 17, 2017
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Over in Farmington, Utah, they’re excited about a new high school that they’ve built. It’s taken years of construction and a fuck ton of money, but by next year it will be open and the halls will be filled with screaming students and their raging hormones. They’ve decided to use a Phoenix as their mascot […]

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Charitable Strippers Giving Turkeys To The Needy

November 16, 2017
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We give Florida a lot of shit on this website but we know it’s not all bath salts and moldy breast implants down there. While the extreme weather conditions and unrelenting swamp ass might be enough to drive some to the edge, there are some really good people in the Sunshine State who do their […]

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