Fap Along With Harlot: Beautiful Black Hotties

Every week, I look forward to masturbating with you. I like to take it easy on myself while I’m searching Pornhub for clips that we can share with each other, but once I’ve got my top 5 selected, it’s on.

This week, I decided that I wanted to get in touch with a few lovely black ladies that have been making waves in the adult industry. Some of the women are retired, some of the women are new on the scene, but their names have all been on my lips in the past month, which means that they are relevant in my world.

We’re about to make a huge mess out of ourselves, Peepz. Make sure you’ve got a jizz towel at the ready. When you’re ready, grab the lube and let’s fap!

First up, we’ve got Monroe Sweets getting her gorgeous face filled with a thick dick. Her hair is the most amazing shade of green and I really can’t stop looking at her eyes while she swallows inch after inch of monster cock.

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Virtually Virtual Sex Help

I love experimenting with different ways to have sex. My newest sexual conquest is to try out a position called The Amazon. That’s basically my plans for all of Friday night and Saturday morning.

The new Butch woman that I’m dating is all about trying new things. From randomly fucking me in the backseat of her car in the parking lot of a COVID closed buffet restaurant, to constantly adding to her collection of Bad Dragon dicks, the last three months have been a blast. One of the things that my new lady isn’t too keen on is virtual sex. I’m trying to use my magic fingers to improve that situation.

Let’s talk about what counts as virtual sex first. In the article I’ve linked below, they say that virtual sex includes sexting, phone sex, cyber sex, watching porn together, camming, long-distance sex toys, VR sex, online role-playing and even websites like chat roulette.

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Heart Attacks and Blowjobs

I’ve started going for short jogs in the morning to clear my head. My knees actually can’t take much actual running anymore, so it’s more like a walk/jog type of a situation. Whatever you want to call it, it’s getting my blood pumping and that’s what I’m looking for.

As you perverts will know, another way to get your heart pumping is to get some sexual activity under your belt. A study released by Tel Aviv University spent time over the last 20 years monitoring the sex lives of 495 couples. While some people believe that you need to take it easy in bed after having a heart attack, they discovered otherwise.

If the couples increased the frequency of their sexy time for at least 6 months after the heart attack, they had a 35% lower chance of biting the bullet.

It’s all about working out that muscle, Peepz.

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Jane Fonda Doesn’t Need Sex

Our sex drives ebb and flow like the ocean as we age. When I was 20, I was hunting for lovers 24/7. I’m 40 now and, while my sex drive is back to being off the charts now that I have a new lady friend, I’m still not fucking two or three times a day like I was back then. Celebrities go through the same ups and downs as we do.

A few years back, I wrote an article about how Jane Fonda still needed sex in her life to make time pass by. In a recent interview on The Ellen Show, the 82-year old actress and philanthropist admitted that she is entirely too busy to even think about having sex anymore.

I mean, I feel like I’m going to looking to smash pussies while I have one foot in the grave, but Jane Fonda has been having sex for way longer than I’ve been alive so who am I to judge. She’s a woman who knows exactly what she wants and isn’t afraid to embrace her evolution.

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Fap Along With Harlot: Rae Lil Black

Hello Peepz! It’s my favorite time of the week, where I get to show you all the filthy Pornhub content that I’ve been fapping to while you’ve been away. This time round, I took a deep dive into the videos of Rae Lil Black and I’m sure that you’re going to love them just as much as I have.

Rae was born in Osaka Japan and her all natural body was made for fucking. She has a very intense way of looking into the camera while she’s getting dicked down and it drives me fucking crazy. You’re going to love the way that her body looks when it’s perched on one of the massive cocks that she gets to play around with.

This is going to be a messy one, Peepz…so I suggest that you get your jizz towel ready before hand. Are you ready? Let’s fap!

Rae is transported to a fantasy with a beautiful swimming pool and Christmas lights draped all around. She starts swimming and catches the attention of the owner of the home. He joins her for a fuck before his wife slips through the front door.

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Don’t Stop Megan

I think it’s time for a little musical interlude, my Peepz. Megan Thee Stallion has been on my mind for quite awhile now. Her newest video, for the song Don’t Stop features a fetish based Alice in Wonderland theme and I can’t get enough of it.

Is there anything sexier than a thick woman all wrapped up in latex? I mean, you can go ahead and do some poking around…I’ll wait.

No…the answer is no.

I’m always respectful at fetish parties, but there is a special place in my heart (read: pussy) for ladies in latex and corsets. Megan dons both while she’s popping her beautiful body along to the music with Young Thug. She’s gritty and real as per usual and I will forever be jealous of her knees.

Here’s the clip so you can see what’s up for yourself:

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Pornhub Viewer’s Choice Contest

I love a good contest, Peepz! Especially when it’s a Halloween themed contest. It’s my favorite season of the year and it’s time to get freaky with some of the hottest Amateur Porn Performers on Pornhub. This time around Pornhub is pulling out all the stops to make sure that they take care of their members.

They’re currently running a contest with some huge cash prizes. The first place winner is going to snag $3,000,  second place will get $2,000 and third place will get $1,000. There’s tons of bragging rights up for grabs and there are so many costumed bodies getting undressed for a chance to win.

The videos with the most votes wins and there are hundreds and hundreds of video entries to scroll through. If you’re into sexy, scary solo content, they’ve got some of that. If you want to watch a hetero couple plow each other while they’re dressed up like Thundercats, they’ve got that too.

Here’s Pornhub’s blurb about the contest:

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Used Condoms Resurface

Oh, my Peepz…this is a gross one. I’ve fucked in some pretty grody hotel rooms where there were literal piles of used condoms sitting in the waste paper baskets. Mad jizz plastered all over couches, beds and walls. It’s par for the course when you’re at a swinger’s party for sure.

One thing that always drove me crazy about some dudes was the fact that they could go from pussy to pussy to pussy without switching up the condom. It’s super nasty and nearly defeats the purpose of having safer sex in the first place. One condom per hole, fellas. Don’t come anywhere near my pussy with a filthy ass condom on your dick.

A factory in Vietnam was just snagged by police for WASHING USED CONDOMS AND RESELLING THEM!!!

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Fap Along with Harlot: Latinx Heritage Month

It’s time to pay tribute to some of the hottest bodies in the business, my Peepz. The time period between September 15th-October 15th is considered Latinx Heritage Month. There are so many hot Latinx performers in the industry so I’m going to pull five muy caliente clips for us to enjoy together.

Leave the salsa in the kitchen but grab the olive oil if you’re low on lube. Are you ready? Let’s get naked and fap!

First up we have a treat from Twisty’s. Emily Willis and Alexis Zara love licking each other with fierceness. They dynamic duo get freaky with some toe sucking in between their lesbian antics.

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Savage X Fenty is…well, Savage

My life is always in need of more sexiness. Rihanna’s lingerie line, Savage X Fenty, is serving up hit after hit. The Savage X Fenty Show Volume 2 was just released on Amazon Prime and Peepz…I’m telling you that the visual fantasies are plentiful.

Last year, Rihanna blew me out of the water with her fashion show last year. This time around, the live audience has been removed from the situation (thanks COVID) but every one on set is working it like their lives depend on it. Celebrity guest spots are abundant, so if you’re the type of person that enjoys seeing famous people in sexy lingerie, you’re in for a treat.

Demi Moore was a tasty treat wrapped up in fishnet and femininity
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