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I’m a fan of spanking and being spanked. My wife and I play this game where we randomly spank each other in public. The sound of a good smack will really get my blood flowing in all the right places.

For years and years it was legs that I was all about. Not all the way down to the feet, though I do give a hell of a foot massage, but a woman’s legs can drive me straight to masturbation if they’ve got the look that I’m going for. Now though? I’m all about butts.

I totally blame the media’s focus for my newly found appreciation of rears. When the 5 o’clock news started talking about asses, that was probably when I started paying so much attention. Why are newscasters more interested in asses than I am? There is no good reason at all, so I started studying up on asses.

With the summer coming in my party of the world, music festivals are popping up all over the place.

Music festivals are an awesome reason to wear as little clothing as you are comfortable with while you’re jamming out with your friends and listening to your favorite bands.

One of the social media trends that seems to be picking up speed are glitter butts.

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Having Sex On Line?

by Alpha Harlot on May 20, 2018

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I’m freshly back from my vacation and feeling a bit punchy. Spending nine days with my wife in Orlando, Florida did wonders for my temperament, but it made it a bit difficult to concentrate on every day tasks like working. Vacations are better than work every damn time. One of these days I’m going to figure out how to be independently wealthy so that I can leave my day job behind. For now though, I’m just focused on getting through the next 52 weeks until I can take ANOTHER trip.

We visited all the usual Orlando spots, making sure to check out as many people in furry costumes as possible. I can’t even tell you how many rides we went on and, because of that, I feel as though I spent a very large portion of my vacation standing in lines. Patience is a virtue in Orlando. You wait on lines to get tickets, then to get into the parks, then to get through security. Once you’re actually inside, it’s more of the same though.

Everyone has to wait their turn to experience everything that these places have to offer.

I’m always waiting to experience the sexy side of life.
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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on May 19, 2018

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day – DrunkenStepfather

Sabina Gadecki Nude Sex Scene From “Entourage” – CelebJihad

Tao Wickrath Braless Breasts in Thin White Tee – TaxiDriverMovie

Rosario Dawson Nude on Instagram! – The Nip Slip

Charlotte Flair Will Miss Time To Have Surgery For A Ruptured Implant – Smoking Section

Military Babe Peneloppe Ferre! – BoobieBlog

Kendall Jenner See-Thru at the Cannes Film Festival – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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A few weeks ago one of my Internet friends (and frequent Peeperz commenter), Leonard Taylor, brought Honey Gold to my attention and I’ve had a hard time peeling my eyes away. She is one of the stars of The Gift, that PornHub exclusive clip that Young MA directed. Because I made such a big deal about that video (did you watch it? Hit that clickable link above if you haven’t…it’s that hottest) I had to hold off for a few weeks before I put together a Fap Along that was exclusively involving Ms. Honey Gold.

Leonard has been super patient, but right now, I need to get naked and start the masturbation process. I hope you Peepz can keep up with me. Let’s fap!

A backyard massage turns into a sloppy cock sucking fuck fest in this first Bang Bros clip. Honey ends up on her knees with her ass up in the air taking his cock like her pussy is lubed up with butter. It’s hot as fuck, but hold onto that cumshot…we’re just getting started.


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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

As you know, May is “International Masturbation Month,” a phenomenon which I believe grew out of (and semantically sanitized from) May 28 being “Wankers Day” in the UK and Australia.

Naturally, in honor of this momentous, global masturbatory occasion, people everywhere are writing about masturbation, from ways to “upgrade your orgasm” to publishing the results of surveys ostensibly about masturbating, but which purportedly reveal that “men across the globe…. feel pressured to act “manly” based on outdated assumptions about masculinity.”

Some of these articles offer tips I’m eager to try (even if I’m not part of the article’s intended demographic) while others offer tips which already are indispensable parts of my repertoire.

As I read them all, however, one question keeps ringing in my ears: Why do we celebrate only one masturbation month?

Let’s Niche It Up!

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the course of 20 years working in the adult entertainment business, it’s that every sexual preference, category, predilection and kink can (and is) broken down into smaller, more precise categories. Traditionally, within porn and other product-marketing circles, this is often referred to as “niche” marketing.

Personally, I think it’s high time we applied the principles of niche marketing to our appreciation and awareness-generating concerning masturbation. Instead of one masturbation month, we should easily be able to spend the entire year celebrating a wide variety of masturbating forms, techniques and specialties.

For instance, since men generally come first, both in their own minds and in the bedroom, January could be dubbed “Male Masturbation Month,” or more colloquially, perhaps “Jerk-It January,” just to introduce some porn-inspired alliteration.

Along those same lines, February could be reserved for the appreciation of devices with which people have sex, like Fleshlights, so-called “pocket pussies,” dildos, “insertables” and the like. In keeping with our alliterative theme, the month could be referred to as “Fuck-It February.”

I could go on like this for 10 more months, but you and I both would just be irritated as hell by the time “Onanism October” rolled around, so I’ll stop here.

Wank-Contrarians: There’s One In Every Crowd

Of course, no masturbation month would be complete without a few buzzkills (which I swear is not meant to be a broken-vibrator pun in this context) chiming in to either argue against masturbation, or declare themselves to be a non-practitioner of the art.

To be fair to Ellen Scott, who wrote the piece linked to above, she’s not at all anti-masturbation. In fact, as she points out, she’s written about its benefits and joys on several occasions. Ellen’s problem – and I really have to suspend disbelief to accept this one – is that she just doesn’t enjoy masturbating anymore.

“Now, as a semi-proper adult, I just don’t bother,” she writes. “I can’t be bothered. I don’t have the time or the urge.”

Oh Ellen, that’s positively tragic! It’s so hard for me to relate to this perspective on masturbating, it almost hurts to read those sentences. Still, I’ll read on, because as foreign as it seems, it’s a masturbatory worldview I want to understand.

“But the thing is, I feel some shame in admitting that,” she continues. “I feel like being a non-masturbator would make me seem unempowered, sexually inept, or a prude – none of which I am.”

Well shit, now I feel guilty – but rest assured, Ellen, while I think it’s ‘a shame’ you don’t like masturbating, I don’t mean that as shame on you, I mean it as what a shame for you.

Fortunately, Ellen reaches a healthy comfort with non-masturbating ways before the column ends.

“I’ve realised that just as there should be no shame in masturbating, there should be no shame in not masturbating, either,” she continues. “Masturbation is a wonderful thing, but if it’s not for you, that’s perfectly alright. It doesn’t mean you’re repressed or entirely un-sexual or incapable of self-care.”

True and fair enough, Ellen – but if it’s all the same to you, I’m going to stop typing now, so I can go try out the oddly compelling tip of masturbating while huffing the sweat from my husband’s t-shirts.


Calico Rudasil is a Sssh.com (@ssshforwomen) columnist and Sssh will be on Peeperz for fun times again in the near future, meanwhile why not check us out:


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Survey Says: Regular Sex Important For People Older Than 65

May 17, 2018
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There are more people aged 65 or older in the world than ever before. This is especially true in places such as the United States where advances in medicine have increased the life expectancy of the average person. As a result of this aging population we are seeing an increase in television and movies that […]

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Woman Removes Her Own Breast Implants With DIY Surgery

May 16, 2018
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My sister is a wonderful human being and a bit of an amateur dermatologist. Her desire to rid the world of tiny blemishes was extended to me when she used her various tools, like an electric burning device, to remove a small skintag from my face. She isn’t squeamish at all. The smell of my […]

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Want More Orgasms? Blow Your Nose!

May 15, 2018
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Though I often pretend to be a woman in online video games to gain a strategic advantage or special treatment from sexist MMORPG guild leaders, it is my understanding that there are aspects to femininity I’ll never understand. Specifically, with regards to sex and/or being able to wear my underwear for two days in a […]

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Pornhub Insights Explores Avengers: Infinity War Porn Popularity

May 14, 2018
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The year’s biggest meme generator so far has been Marvel’s Avengers: Infinity Wars. Millions of people flooded movie theaters around the world to see the MCU’s latest installment so they could continue enjoying the internet without worrying about spoilers. As an avid movie goer I was surprised to see lines for the movie wrapping around […]

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Vintage Harlot: Facesitting, No Dick Sucking

May 13, 2018
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Pro tip for when you are trying to get in my pants: Don’t demand that I suck your dick in exchange for any Goddamn thing. Back in 2003ish, I met a photographer on Craigslist that had a legit studio. Like legit, legit. Not just a fancy camera and an eye for images. We met in […]

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