Sex on Business

by Alpha Harlot on September 22, 2019

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The rules of business are tough sometimes. If you get into a car accident while you’re driving to or from a company function, it isn’t your auto insurance that is supposed to pay out, it’s your company’s. Apparently, if you have a heart attack while you are having sex with a stranger on a business trip, your company also has to cover those costs.

Crazy right?

I’ve been on plenty of business trips in the past few months. The hotel situation in the exotic land of Connecticut leaves much to be desired. There is not much to do at night except for poke around on the Internet or hang out at the hotel bar. What did I do with most of my nights? I masturbated with the windows open hoping that someone would drive past and get a cheap thrill out of “catching” me in the act.

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We had a few friends over to watch football on Sunday. Since I’m not exactly a sports fan, I sat in my library (which is right off of my living room) and wrote a few posts while everyone else was cheering for their team.

One of the guys stopped in the doorway when he was on his way to the kitchen for another beer.

“Are you writing about porn?”

“I mean, not specifically about porn at the moment, but I’m writing about sex?”

He asked me if I was into parody porn…which I’m not for masturbation purposes, but I will totally watch randomly when it pops up on my feed. Then he kind of blushed and asked me if I’d put together a fap along for him.

I’m not one to say no to my friends when they’re in need, so I found a Pornhub Channel called That Sitcom Show that was filled with parody porno for him to cum to.

Are you Peepz ready for the Fap Along that I pulled together for one of my IRL friends? Grab your fav jizz sock and let’s start fapping!

Maybe every porno should have a laugh track. I mean, not really…but it makes it easier to watch if you’re not trying to masturbate. Tons of people are into humiliation though, so maybe they’d love this one!

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Peepz, Kylie Jenner decided to follow in her big sister’s footsteps and shoot for Playboy. The makeup mogul was interviewed by her baby’s daddy, Travis Scott, and they got knee deep in all sorts of intimate questions. When Kylie took to instagram and blasted out her cover, her fans on the Internet went crazy.

She’s keeping it covered and classy, but still giving off the sexy vibes that her curves are known for.

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Mindfulness During Sex

by Alpha Harlot on September 15, 2019

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Little known Harlot fact….I either clench my teeth or open my mouth so wide that my jaw cracks when I’m cumming. Orgasms are super relaxing to me after the fact, but the buildup? That makes my entire body clench until I’m basically begging for a release.

I’ve recently started practicing yoga and meditating all over again. Since I’m already in that frame of mind, over the weekend I was researching ways that I could relax more and enjoy the entire wave of sexual please from beginning to end. I came across the Mind Body Green article linked below that talks all about being mindful during sexual encounters, whether you are solo or with your partner.

They suggest three tips that were super useful to me, so I’m thinking that if I share the wealth with you Peepz you will be able to experience the benefits as well.

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It’s our favorite time of the week, my Peepz! Tonight’s the night where I scour Pornhub for the hottest naked time entertainment so that we can all enjoy it together. The subject of today’s Fap Along is going to be Luna Rival.

Luna is a nasty woman from France. She’s the type of porno actress that makes me drool. She’s tiny, so her fuck buddies are able to swing her around and get into her pussy in super interesting positions. I love the way that her ass looks in every single one of them.

Ok…enough talking. It’s time to get naked and start fapping!

Luna gets frisky for Reality Kings in this first clip. She’s gorgeous all in white and gets so creamy at the end that you can see the cum attached to her thighs.

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Fluid Sexuality as You Age

September 13, 2019
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I love reading the advice that Stoya gives in her Slate column How to Do It.  She seems to give sound, thought out advice most of the time. Her life experience and perspective give her a unique insight into the world of sexuality. She’s also really well spoken so sometimes her words sound like poetry. In one […]

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DJ Flume “Sex” Tape

September 12, 2019
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Burning Man 2019 ended on September third. Now that the Playa has been cleaned up and emptied, stories about the infamous event are starting to leak out. It’s not only stories though, people have got the cell phone videos to prove what they saw. DJ Flume is an Australian DJ who was spending some time […]

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Circulation and Arousal

September 9, 2019
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I am admittedly an aging pervert. There are things about my body that were one way in my 20s and have completely changed now that I’m on the cusp of 40. I don’t mind, because it only means I have to experiment with my body all over again. One of the things that my wife […]

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Sex While Being Fat Can Be Amazing

September 8, 2019
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Long time readers will know what I physically look like. I fancied myself an amateur porno entertainer for quite awhile in a past life so there are naked moving pictures of my body in all sorts of compromising positions. If you want to see them, all you have to do is type my name into […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Taking Cock

September 7, 2019
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I’m not exactly a size queen, but I do enjoy the feeling of being completely stuffed. Dicks of all sizes are nice, don’t get me wrong, but there’s something visually about watching a monster cock conquering a pussy in a porno flick. I’ve pulled together five clips with huge cocks for us to enjoy. I’m […]

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