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A 29-year-old virgin from Canada named Lauren decided she wanted to have a baby. She had been diagnosed with a pituitary gland issue when she was very young so her hormones never developed properly. Puberty came late, and the only reason why it came at all was because she went on medication to even out her body chemistry.

Sex as never something that Lauren was interested in. She grew up in a very close knit Mennonite community, but her lack of interest in banging had little to do with her religious upbringing. The chemicals in her body made her uninterested in both the chase and the capture of a suitor. She was kissed once, but she says that it was terrible and awkward. When she was interviewed by Vice, she said that she thought dating was a wast of time. Every time she tried, “Doing as the Romans do,” she hit dead end after dead end. When the first Internet dating message she received talked about a face-sitting situation, she knew that she was in the wrong place.

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When I was 17, I lost my virginity to the tuba player in my high school’s band. When David Huggins lost his virginity, he was the same age, but he fucked an alien. Yeah, I just said that. Dave lost his V-Card to an extraterrestrial.

David Huggins is a painter who lives in New Jersey (I know…I’m sorry, but I can’t keep apologizing for the state that I live in all the time). Through his work, he relives the sexual experiences he has been having with aliens all his life.

It’s kind of quirky, definitely strange, and 100% worth the watch.

I told my wife about the documentary and asked her if she’d be into watching. She said that she wasn’t really into it, so she put on her headphones and started reading a book on the couch. I rented the video and started watching. Ten minutes in and she had one headphone out, totally riveted by the story about the eccentric man that was being told.
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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on February 17, 2018

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Elizabeth Hurley Has Gone Racy – DrunkenStepfather

Martha Higareda Nude Sex Scenes From “Altered Carbon” – CelebJihad

Sara Underwood Naked and Wet – TaxiDriverMovie

Olivia Attwood in a See Through Top! – The Nip Slip

Cardi B Was Attacked By A Cheetah – Smoking Section

Darina L is Naked on a Chair! – BoobieBlog

Sarah Hyland – leaving the gym in L.A. – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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It’s fun when you end up being seduced into having sex in an unusual place. Being in public and being turned on can be super hot, but what happens when you find yourself totally surprised by sex with a stranger?

A whole lot of fucking happens, that’s what.

It this Fap Along list, I’ve compiled five clips from the PornHub archives that involve seduction and surprise. I hope you all get to have a few surprise orgasms this weekend, even if you’re only surprising yourself.

You Peez ready? Let’s fap.

The whole inspiration for this post was because of Luna Star in this first clip. She has some clogged pipes in her kitchen that need fixing. When the big black plumber shows up, she realizes that she needs him to snake her own pipes. Luna doesn’t seem to be very good at subtly.


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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

I’ve never been sure what to make of self-help columnists, the “Dear Abby” types who receive letters (or pretend to, at least) from often frustrated, occasionally desperate readers seeking advice on everything from romantic relationships and family planning to their careers and party-hosting etiquette.

On the one hand, I feel for these columnists, because there must be days when they clasp their head in their hands and scream: “Why do these needy, pathetic losers always come to me for answers? Can’t they just ask Siri these days?”

On the other hand, there are times when all these columnists really need is a referral service, wherein they can simply tell one of their advice-seekers to connect with an advice-seeker of another self-help columnist, and then everyone will be happy – without having to read or write 800 words.

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Australian Sex Expert Knows Why More Women Enjoy Porn

February 15, 2018
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There has been a noticeable change in the way each gender is portrayed in the media and it’s generated a lot of discourse about norms in recent years. While this has resulted in a mostly positive increase in visibility and awareness for some of women’s most pressing issues, it’s hard to notice if any real […]

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Reddit Bans Deep Fake Porn Communities

February 15, 2018
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When we first read about fake celebrity porn created using advanced software that utilized machine learning, we were a little skeptical about the morality of it all. These videos, where famous faces are imposed on the bodies of adult performers, are known as deep fakes around the internet and are causing quite a bit of […]

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Naked Dude Flying, Flight Turned Around

February 14, 2018
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I don’t mind flying. It’s the quickest way to get from one place to another. I’m into efficiency and I don’t really get motion sickness or anything, so bring on the airplanes! Know what would really piss me off though? Being on a flight and having to turn the whole plane around because someone decided […]

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A Porhub Insights Retrospective On Super Bowl 52

February 14, 2018
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Every year millions of Americans tune in to watch the Super Bowl. My interest in the NFL faded when my city’s team left for Los Angeles, but to be honest I probably wouldn’t have watched anyway. Sunday is my favorite day to make a nice hot batch of pizza rolls, close all the blinds, and […]

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Four French Quarter Clubs Busted For Prostitution

February 13, 2018
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Getting older has drastically changed how I approach partying. In college when I would go out there wasn’t a lot of thought behind it, it was just a matter of having enough money. Now that I’m a slightly older adult, things have become more complicated. Staying up past midnight requires a lot of planning. A […]

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