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Nothing makes me more disappointed in humans than hearing that women are orgasming less. When I was sleeping around with multiple partners, I struggled with allowing partners to take the time to bring me to climax. What I wanted from them was the in/out, in/out of sex…I could make myself orgasm if I wanted to.

My 30-something self could over psychoanalyse the fuck out of my 20-something self, but I’m not sure that’s even fair. In order to become comfortable with my sexuality and my body, I had to travel the road I did. Sometimes I got my back banged out in shady hotel rooms by strangers, sometimes I stayed in long distance relationships longer than I should have because I wanted SO BADLY to be in a relationship even if it meant being in one that didn’t fit.

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I had a pretty baller weekend, Peepz.  My wife and I had a bunch of plans and ended up running all over two states for the better part of last Saturday.  We had plans to go to an Amanda Palmer concert in Philly, so we opted to hire a dog walker and make an entire day of it.

We got to the aquarium as soon as the doors were open.  There was a bum rush of families scattering in all directions, so we hung back a little bit and waited outside for the crowd to die down.  Instead of heading straight inside, we decided to go for a walk along the Delaware River, which is right outside the aquarium. It was the first day of warm weather in Jersey, so we were definitely enjoying the sunshine and being outside without coats.  

The breeze  kicked up and my dress shuffled in the breeze.  It didn’t exactly go over my head like Marilyn Monroe, but if anyone else was around, they definitely got a bit of a show, even if it was only for half a second.  

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My wife and I have been talking about our sex life a lot lately.  While we are super passionate about each other, some of the adventure has dwindled.  We used to fuck in my old office all the time but now we never do. Every time we would go out with friends, we would find a way to slip off into a bathroom stall with each other, but now it’s very rare that we find the time to do that. That’s part of the reason why I wanted to start this Peeperz series.  I think that it will motivate me to come up with new and exciting places to add to my Fuck It List if I am also writing about them and sharing the info with you.

This weekend, we went to a sculpture garden.  It’s basically an outside museum on acres of land with statues placed sporadically about.  When the weather is nice, it can get pretty crowded, but since it had been raining on and off, we basically had the whole place to ourselves.  At one point, there was a winding path that lead to a lake. There were statues of people picnicing, fishing and enjoying the nonexistent sunshine while they were frozen in time.  We sat down on our sweatshirts and snuggled with each other enjoying the view.

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New Jersey has a bad rep. I totally get this, but I also completely embrace the crazy news stories that come out of my home state. We kind of rival Florida in the, “What the fuck did that article just say?” news box.

I mean, Florida is obviously way worse than Jersey, but 50% of the people I went to high school with have migrated to the Sunshine State, so maybe it’s still a Jersey thing. I don’t know.

Anyway! A dentist in New Jersey decided to decorate his lawn for Easter. Instead of making an Easter egg tree or blowing up one of those massive inflatable rabbits, he decided to go with a cheekier take on his lawn ornamentation.

Playboy bunnies.

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Even numbered groups of people having sex is my jam. I love being in a room of sweaty bodies that are all lusting after each other. Watching foursome porn is nearly as satisfying, so I pulled together some clips for us to enjoy together.

Are you Peepz ready to use all your appendages for the sake of your orgasm? Strip down, grab some lube and let’s fap!

A lazy afternoon by the pool turns into a topless sunbathing even in this first clip from Devil Films. Amanda Tate and Rilynn Rae come out to play in the sunshine and their boy toys don’t mind breaking out the goods as well.

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Is This Why Brad from Sales Was Such a Dick All the Time?

April 19, 2019
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Pornhub Goes BeeSexual

April 17, 2019
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Saving the bees is really fucking important, Peepz. My inlaws are weekend beekeepers so we’ve always got fresh honey in the house. Before I met my wife, I really wasn’t educated on the importance of bees though. Bees are dying at an alarming rate and Pornhub has stepped up to the plate to educate the […]

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Is Your Sex Long Enough?

April 16, 2019
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For most of my life, forty-five seconds is about all it took for me to orgasm when I focused.  Obviously I know exactly how I like to be touched and what I like to be touched with, but even when I’m with a lover, it took much less time for me to climax than the […]

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JLo’s New Video is Fire

April 14, 2019
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I’m impressed with Jennifer Lopez.  Her music was never really my scene, but if you ask me the lyrics to any of her hit songs, I bet that I can spit out at least 80% of them.  She’s always been a force in entertainment, whether she’s acting, singing or dancing. JLo can basically do whatever […]

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More or Less Sex

April 8, 2019
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I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with my coworkers from my last job.  They all liked to party a lot, so we were at a bar dancing and making a nuisance of ourselves.  One of the guys ended up making out with this random girl and left with her. The […]

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