Sex Tech: LoveSync

by Alpha Harlot on February 21, 2019

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When I’m feeling randy and I want to fuck, I put on some sexy panties, kiss my wife deeply and say, “I’d really like to feel your fist inside my pussy.”  I mean, say what you want about me but I’ve never been really good at the whole subtle thing. When I want something, I ask for it. That’s just the way I roll.

Not everyone is as comfortable with requesting fisting as I am though, and brilliant couple in Cleveland, Ohio has come up with a solution to the age old question, “Does my partner want to smash or not?”

LoveSync is a two button system that plugs into a USB port.  You get one button, your partner gets the other. If you’re in the mood and want to fuck, you press the button and the system will remember for a specific amount of time.  If your partner presses their button within that window, both buttons will glow signifying that romance is cool with both parties and a sex fest is eminent.

Here’s the Kickstarter video for the device:

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Mixing perversion and music is totally my bag. I was completely outspoken about my love for Young MA’s directorial debut on PornHub. For Valentine’s Day this year, everyone’s favorite fap site dropped a hip hop album featuring a boatload of infamous Peepz.

Blac Chyna makes an appearance in the opening skit. She talks about getting her butthole licked, so I mean, that’s cool. Everyone loves a little rim job dirty talking. I tried listening to the album blind the first time. I didn’t want to be swayed by my opinions of the artists. Blac Chyna ended up being the only voice that I didn’t recognize. Once I read that it was her, the whole opening speech made sense.

The rest of the tracklist includes:

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When that infamous video for Blurred Lines dropped, I had no idea who Emily Ratajowski was. If I’m being honest, when the story about her new lingerie line with Imorata crossed my timeline, I still had to do a bit of searching to figure out who she was and why people cared that she was designing lingerie. I also have to verify how to spell her last name every single time I type it, so I mean…I’m not so good at remembering most things Emily.

Last year, she teamed up with the company Imorata to design some of the hottest swimsuits of the season. Now she’s back again with a 40 piece lingerie collection that’s off the charts sexy.

In her Instagram post revealing the new colab she says:

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Hello Peepz! How has your week been? Winter has been hit or miss this year in the Dirty Jerz, but I basically spent last week hiding out inside because of the below freezing temperatures. I’m thankful I had PornHub to keep me warm.

This week’s Fap Along is going to include five clips from the collection of Bluebird Films. I stumbled upon their page because I was looking for a video that involved sex in a store. Don’t judge, I was in the mood for some public smut. Once I started watching the first clip in the list I went down a rabbit hole of clips and I came out the other side with slippery, pruney fingers.

You Peepz ready to join in the fun? Let’s start it up exactly the same way I did, with a threesome covered in tasty treats

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

Over the years, I’ve heard of some very dumb home remedies people have cooked up to deal with various health problems.

One involved a guy who had read somewhere it was a good idea to run an electrical current into a bite wound left by a venomous animal – so when he got bitten on the lip by a rattlesnake, he figured the best thing to do would be to hook up his lip to his truck battery. I don’t think his face blew off (a car battery doesn’t have that kind of juice to it) but I’m relatively certain the resulting sensation probably wasn’t the quick relief he had in mind.

Some folks like to rub butter onto their burns – which might seem like a good idea on some level (“At least my badly singed flesh will taste better now!”), except that butter actually retains heat, which obviously is not what you want when you’re trying to make a burn feel better.

And, of course, there’s always the real cure-all, according to some: Robitussin.

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Sex Toy Brothels

February 14, 2019
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I started re-watching Battlestar Galactica a few weeks ago. I won’t go into specifics of why I like the show, because there are a bazillion reasons. To give you a small gist, humans created these robot slaves called Cylons. The robot slaves gained intelligence and created other robots that look like humans. Those human robots […]

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Game Night Fantasy

February 10, 2019
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I can’t stop my brain from going full perv sometimes, Peepz. My wife and I were hanging out at a Pokemon Go raid and we started talking to one of the guys that was raiding with us. We ended up defeating the monster (Palkia, if anyone cares) and we started walking over to our car. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Mia Khalifa Forever

February 9, 2019
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Unique pornstars with tons of creativity will always get my views. Mia Khalifa was born in Lebanon and has been in the adult industry for quite some time. At this point, she’s doing her own thing and keeping her fans happy via her Patreon page and her personal website. I started creeping on her PornHub […]

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Stoya is Writing Advice for Slate and I’m Here for It

February 7, 2019
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We have a group of friends that’s about a decade younger than my wife and I are.  The age gap is never visible to us until we end up discussing culture and pop culture. I totally lump the adult industry into that category.   When people don’t recognize the names of the legendary Pornstars that […]

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