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When you’re joking around with your work friends, it’s probably not a good idea to break out the dildos and wave them around. I mean, if I did that in any of my offices, I’d be canned in 10 seconds flat. Not everyone in the world can be as sexually open as we are, Peepz…and that’s OK.

You’ve got to know your audience when dick jokes are involved.

Co-workers are usually not that audience, especially when you’re actually in work.

Six plaintiffs, all police officers in Mountainside, New Jersey, were named in a sexual harassment lawsuit. They have been accused of misconduct that stretches as far back as 1998, which is when I graduated from high school. Twenty years is a long fucking time to put up with some inappropriate bullshit that’s happening at your job. The chief who was in charge during most of the harassment retired over the summer and now all of a sudden things are moving through the courts.

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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on October 20, 2018

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day – DrunkenStepfather

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Chrissy Teigen Upskirt and Cleavage! – The Nip Slip

Awesome Cannabis Strains For Your Best Sex Ever – Smoking Section

Rachael C Drops a Red Dress! – BoobieBlog

Thera Jane – Poolside Seduction – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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When some people type the letter, “A,” into the PornHub search engine, their suggestions point to anal. I watch so much Abella Danger that she’s my top suggestion. I think it has a lot to do with her ass though, to be honest.

In this week’s Fap Along, we’re going to take a trip into the porno stylings of Ms. Danger. I hope you Peepz can keep up with her pussy. She’s fierce and on the hunt for tons of sexual satisfaction. You ready? Let’s fap!

Roller skates, sloppy blowjobs and backwards baseball hats are about to jump start this solo session for us. Abella looks fucking adorable while she’s begging her co-star to stuff her with more of his thick dick.

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

For some reason, I’ve just never been able to get into astrology, even as a form of mere entertainment and without putting any stock in the truth or value of horoscopes.

Maybe it’s because I was an astronomy major for a while in college (before realizing an accurate description of the coursework was “really difficult space-math”), or maybe it’s just an aversion to sentences which flatly assert things like “Mercury rules all types of communication, including listening, speaking, learning, reading, editing, researching, negotiating, selling, and buying,” but astronomy has never captured my fancy.

This doesn’t mean I never glance over a published horoscope though – particularly when it purports to tell me my “Sex Horoscope for the Weekend.”

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I’ve got to go a little deep for this story, Peepz. For the past year or so, I’ve been taking care of my grandmother on Fridays. She’s old and her memory has all but faded away. Before she got sick, I didn’t know much about dementia or what happens to the mind, along with the body, as you age.

My grandma has always been super propper. She was quick with the comeback if you said something sassy to her, but in the 35 years of my life prior to her getting sick, I never heard her curse.

Now all she talks about is grabbing the dicks of the male therapists that visit her a few times a day. I laugh “inappropriately” every single time it happens. Hearing a woman who never even said, “Hell!” go to town on a nurse and calling her a, “Dick slobbering cunt!” is funny as fuck, I don’t care what anyone says. Now I don’t have to hold myself back when I’m talking to my grandma about the jerk offs that were on the road on my way to the hospital. We have a refreshingly sad relationship now, but that’s cool.

If I could though, I think I’d want to move my grandma into the nursing home that lets the strippers come and visit. Yes, that exists.

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Apple Picking Pussy

October 16, 2018
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Autumn activities are my favorite type. I make plans in July to go pumpkin picking and apple picking before my calendar fills up. Last year, a family trip to the pumpkin patch resulted in me getting fingered in a corn field. This year? We waited until we were indoors to participate in our annual tradition. […]

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Bed Making Leads to Better Sex

October 15, 2018
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I never made my bed before I was married. The only time my sheets got changed was after I fucked someone on them, and then I’d make my bed…but I was never the type of person that got up, stretched and tucked the flat sheet underneath my pillow while I fluffed my comforter out. It […]

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Take a Sexcation This Year

October 14, 2018
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Vacations were few and far between in my twenties. I was always in long distance relationships with guys who insisted that I travel to them, so I’d go for weekend jaunts and end up only being a tourist inside of a hotel room. At the time I wasn’t complaining, because traveling for sex was new […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Digital Playground

October 13, 2018
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When I lived in my studio apartment, I was so psyched to decorate the whole place in porno posters. I worked at an adult video store so they were fairly easy to come by. In my bathroom, I decided to showcase a massive fully clothed posted for the Digital Playground movie Pirates 2. At the […]

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Sex and the City Without Samantha Would Be Like The Beatles Without John

October 12, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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