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I’ve been having a shitty summer, Peepz. I haven’t mentioned it because I didn’t want to be a Debbie Downer, but my Dad is sick. He was diagnosed with brain cancer a couple months ago. It has not been easy, especially since I’ve had to deal with my wicked step-mother in the process.

Fairy tales are real and step-mother’s are wicked as fuck. If I accidentally pour draino in her coffee cup, do you Peepz think I can plead “wicked step-mother” during my trial?

ISIS threatened to behead Lebanese-American porn star Mia Khalifa with a mocked-up execution photo, but she’s keeping up a brave front, she said.

The terrorist group sent a “photoshopped picture of me being beheaded” via social media, and “threatened that would happen to me,” Khalifa told radio hosts of The Sports Junkies Thursday.

ISIS allegedly sent the 24-year-old adult actress the disturbing image after she drew major backlash for starring in a number of clips performing sexual acts while wearing a hijab in 2015.



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I don’t like judging other people, but sometimes it’s impossible not to. Farrah “Teen Mom” Abraham is one of those people for me (so is Gwyneth Paltrow). I just don’t get her. I never saw an episode of the reality TV show that launched her into the spotlight, but I’m assuming it was trash like all other reality TV shows.

It’s okay to like trash (I like trashy novels)…trash relaxes your brain – and I don’t judge anyone who has participated in one of those trashy shows, because momma gots to get paid, but it’s so fucking obvious to me that Farrah is desperate to do just about anything to stay in the spotlight.

Oh, I don’t care that she did a porno or that she’s now doing cam shows, what bugs me is that it doesn’t come across as authentic. I don’t believe for one second that she’s doing any of this because she enjoys it. Hasn’t she been going on and on about how porn ruined her life?!

I mean, this is the person who faked a relationship to get on Couples Therapy and when her “boyfriend” backed out of the deal she went on the show anyway. Her therapy sessions were literally about how porn ruined her life, although, I think at that point she was still calling it a leaked sex tape. Sigh.

Yup, now she’s going cam shows to help sell her Fleshlight?! I don’t know. It’s all so fucking ridiculous.



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My wife fucked me in an alley on Sunday night. We had gone out for drinks with a few friends and it was my turn to be designated driver. I chugged H2O all night long while she sipped on craft beers and made conversation with a few strangers. One of these strangers was interested in getting busy but was wary of my wife’s wedding ring. She was polite about it and everything, and said that she didn’t want to step on anyone’s toes.

She pointed me out across the bar and said that I was 100% OK with getting the numbers of strangers because I’m pretty much the best wife ever and it turns me on to think about her fingers being knuckle deep inside someone other than myself.

Marriage is bliss, I tell you.

When we were ready to leave, I held her hand and she asked me if I wanted to fuck.

I mean…yes? Yes is usually the answer to that question.


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There’s a very large possibility that I may start dipping my toes back into the world of visual stimulation again. I’ve taken about 3 years off from shooting porno and I think it may be time for me to start getting back into the swing of things again. I’m feeling creative, inspired and ready to do dirty things to myself while other people are watching.

The fact that I have a hot wife who is more than willing to participate only makes it that much more exciting.

I usually use PornHub for scientific research like this, to see what kind of creative ways ladies are sticking dicks into themselves or crazy positions that I haven’t tried before.

Because I’m such a giver, I figured I’d clue you Peepz in on my fap list for the week that I am using strictly for scientific research. I swear.

Ready to fap? Let’s go!

Melissa Mendiny is a thin sex fiend that enjoys a slow tease. She’s dressed in lingerie at the beginning of this clip, but it doesn’t stay on for long.



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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

I’ll admit, when it comes to immersive virtual reality porn, I’m not what you’d call the “target demographic.”

To say I don’t function well within a virtual 3D environment would be a major understatement. Hell, I get vertigo just remembering my aborted attempt to see Avatar on a 3D IMAX screen, an experience which left me nauseous – and not just because I think “unobtanium” is the dumbest name for a made-up substance since… Well, since back in the 1950s when a bunch of engineering geeks apparently coined it, unwittingly cursing future science fiction titles with the uninventive term for generations to come.

Setting aside my physical ability to handle the virtual reality environment, though, I have no problem understanding its appeal in a porn context. I mean, among us porn viewers, who wouldn’t like the idea of being able to view porn from an angle other than the ones favored by engorged-penis and up-close-penetration-obsessed directors?

While my reaction to the environment probably means it’s not for me, I’m still intrigued by the idea of BaDoink VR’s “Virtual Sexology II: What Women Want,” which is being described in some quarters as “virtual reality sex education.”



Gwyneth Paltrow Is Topless & Covered In Mud For GOOP

September 14, 2017
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I won’t go as far as to say that Gwyneth Paltrow is a garbage human being, but she’s pretty much a garbage human being. Okay, so she’s alright as Pepper Potts, but we’re talking about a woman who once said that being on set is harder than being a regular working mom. One of the […]

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Masturbation Roll

September 13, 2017
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Sara Sampaio See Through Top of the Day – DrunkenStepfather Bella Thorne Flashes Her Underboob And Nipple – CelebJihad Paris Jackson Little White Pantie Upskirt – TaxiDriverMovie Lara Stone is a Naked Cowgirl! – The Nip Slip Cardi B Wants To Work With Every […]

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This Pic Of Alessandra Ambrosio Is The Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen

September 13, 2017
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I fucking love this picture of Alessandra Ambrosio. This one. The header pic. The one where she lying on her stomach in the sand half-submerged in the ocean with her hard nips outlined in shadow. I love sexy silhouettes. They’re tantalizing and this one is really doing it for me. I fucking love the ocean […]

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Elsa Hosk’s Freckles Are Giving Me A Boner

September 12, 2017
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I LOVED Elsa Hosk when she was an up and coming nude model, but then she joined the ranks of Victoria’s Secret and in an odd turn of events started wearing more clothes. Strange for a lingerie model. That’s why I was so damn happy to see her go back to her roots for this […]

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Agent Provocateur Has A New Sexy Video Ad About Clichés?

September 11, 2017
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I feel like I haven’t seen a sexy Agent Provocateur ad in ages. Did they stop making them? Did I stop paying attention? Who knows. These things just appear. Usually, I watch AP vids for the sexy lingerie, but this time around I actually found myself analyzing the content of the video. I need a […]

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