Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on September 15, 2018

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Bella Thorne Big Fake Titty Flash on Instagram – DrunkenStepfather

Carla Quevedo Nude Scene From “Affluenza” – CelebJihad

Farrah Abraham Butt Naked on the Beach – TaxiDriverMovie

Marlene Mourreau Caught Topless! – The Nip Slip

The Party Cities You Absolutely Need To Travel To – Smoking Section

Dillion Harper Masturbating Outside! – BoobieBlog

Angel Constance – Heavenly Hills – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Peepz! It is my favorite time of the week…masturbation time! This time around, I have pulled together a list of five Reality Kings clips for us to enjoy just because I’ve been hooked on them for the last day or so.

I’ve honestly been enjoying these clips so much that I had to get extra towels out of the linen closet. There’s now a huge puddle on my couch and my wife is probably going to kill me when she gets home.

Are you ready to start fapping? Grab your nearest bottle of lube and some tissues to clean up after yourself, because this is going to be a messy one.

Let’s get started with some girl on girl strap on lovin’. This is an old school Brooke Belle clip that is sure to get you hot and bothered no matter what you’re in the mood for. The hot blondes have an instant attraction and chemistry that is undeniable.


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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

I’m a bit embarrassed to admit it, but many times in my life, I’ve unfairly prejudged products, places and even people based on the way they were “marketed” to me, for lack of a better way of putting it.

For example, when I was a teenager, I had an opportunity to go see a performance of David Mamet’s Pulitzer-winning play Glengarry Glen Ross when it was still running on Broadway, but I turned up my nose at the chance, based on the way it had been described to me.

“A bunch of sad old salesmen sitting around in a room bitching about their jobs?” I thought to myself. “No thanks. Besides, what kind of dumbass name is ‘Glengarry Glen Ross’?”

Of course, when I saw the film version about 10 years later, I immediately realized the only dumbass was me.

As a twenty-something who aspired to write (and who struggled to write good dialogue) I didn’t just like the movie, I was in awe of it. The thoughts which ran through my head then, as the movie’s closing credits rolled, were entirely of the “What kind of idiot teenager was I?” variety.

Oh well – live and learn, right?

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My back is all sorts of fucked up. It’s not because I’m slowly climbing my way into Cougar territory…well, I mean…it probably is, but I do entirely too much sitting at my day job. I guess it’s better than all of the masturbating that I did at my last day job.

No.
Wait.
That’s a lie.

Being a sneaky bitch and masturbating at work is still something that I do.

Anyway. My wife and I decided to make chiropractor appointments so last Saturday. The receptionist let us both into the exam room but then chaos broke out. Some chick bust into the office was was like, “OMG Doctor Whatever the fuck! My husband woke up and he can’t move. He’s in the car but his hip got stuck! Blah!”

The doctor ran outside, the receptionist ran outside and suddenly we found ourselves in an exam room with no one in the office.

What are two pervy ladies to do in such a situation?
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Public Sex OK in Guadalajara

by Alpha Harlot on September 11, 2018

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If I have anything to say about it, my wife and I will be vacationing in Guadalajara, Mexico next. A place where you can fuck in public without fearing arrest? I mean, come on. That basically has my name all over it.

There’s a new law on the books that says it’s cool to get sexually physical in public under the right circumstances.

The major reason why the Policing and Good Government Code modification was passed is because of crooked cops. It is fairly common for the police in the town to catch a couple going at it and then extort a bribe out of them in exchange for looking the other way. Everyone wants to avoid arrest, so the people would pay…making the cops richer and the sexually adventurous people poorer.

Fuck that, I say.

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Bonnie Rotten’s Cumback Dropped and I’m Psyched

September 10, 2018
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I’ve been excited about this moment for months, Peepz. Bonnie Rotten is back with an exclusive Brazzers contract and she’s about to plow her way through a year’s worth of content. When I saw that Brazzers had finally dropped a trailer, I had to leave my desk at work and head to the bathroom with […]

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Pole Dancing Your Way to an Education

September 9, 2018
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I’ve taken a few pole dancing lessons. It’s a really good workout and, as long as you don’t mind making a fool of yourself and possibly hitting your head, it was totally a blast. I was absolutely terrible at it, but laughing with my partner makes every experience an enjoyable one. Pole dancing is fucking […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Beautiful Brits

September 8, 2018
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Hello Peepz! My twitter DM’s have been fairly active lately and I love it. There are so many of you with completely perverse ideas for Fap Alongs so I’m slowly making my way through them. One of you noticed that I had somehow neglected to put together a list of British babes getting fucked so […]

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Have You Met My Partner?

September 7, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Toronto To Get North America’s First Sex Doll Brothel

September 6, 2018
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As someone who has masturbated using all manner of techniques and sex toys, full size silicone dolls really intrigue me. The high cost of ownership however quickly drenches the fires of my curiosity. Plus, how would you even store something like that when you aren’t using it? Whenever I travel for a couple of days […]

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