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The human body is an amazing machine, my Peepz. I love the fact that people come in all different shapes, sizes and shades. There is so much diversity out there that new quirks and kinks are always coming to light.

I feel like I’ve heard multiple stories about people who have an absorbed twin randomly in their body. They had no idea until they were older and getting scans and then all of a sudden, “Oh hey! You’ve got a fetus living in your head, maybe we should take care of that.”

Conjoined twins and 3rd nipples are all old hat too…but before last weekend I had never heard of a woman lactating out of her vulva.

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Do you Peepz watch Black Mirror? I’m obsessed with the show. When the new season was released, my wife and I realized we were going to have to set aside enough time in a weekend to clear our way through all the episodes at once.

The fact that season 5 is only 3 episodes long was a bit upsetting. I get it though. Give fans a taste and keep them wanting more. It’s such a good show though, so we’ve watched all three episodes multiple times now. My fav is Striking Vipers mostly because it deals with friendships and fantasies.

Striking Vipers is about two best friends named Karl and Danny who have always bonded over video games. In their wild and crazy 20s, they would stay up till all hours of the morning battling each other in a Mortal Kombat style game. They grow older, get married and end up reuniting one birthday sometime in the future. Karl gives Danny a new virtual reality device so that they can play games together.

There are going to be some spoilers ahead, so if you haven’t watched yet, you should maybe do that before you keep reading.

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I’ve been in such a good mood lately. Everything’s coming up Harlot and nothing is going to stop me from reaching my goals. Today was such an amazing day that all I want to do is turn on some fun music and dance naked around my condo.

Before I can physically do that though, I’ve got to get some of my responsibilities out of the way, namely writing this post. I need a bit of inspiration, so I’m going to pull some dancing clips from Pornhub to get my party started. Are you ready to stroke along with me? Grab your favorite jizz towel and let’s fap!

First up, I’m going to introduce you to Dancing Bear. These are strip show-esque clips that involve a furry in the beginning, but they evolve into strip show fuck fests in the end. There is usually a lot of awkward clapping but the amateur style scenes are always hot.

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Every time a friend extols the virtues of meditation to me, I’m reminded of the first time I tried to my hand at the practice. It was very stressful time in my life and a friend recommended trying meditation to reduce anxiety, “get in touch with myself” and generally improve my outlook on life.

The kind of meditation I tried out back then probably had an ‘official’ name – like “transcendental meditation” or “Metta meditation,” or “chakra meditation.” But all I can remember about it was that I never managed to reach the state of mind the technique promised. That, and I remember one super creepy old hippie guy who was part of the meditation group my friend belonged to hitting on me and literally trying out the line “age is just a number” on me when I balked at the idea of going on a date with his shriveled, patchouli oil-scented ass.

Ultimately, I decided escaping into sci-fi and fantasy books was far more relaxing than sitting around mumbling to myself while my knees grew sore – so it was goodbye meditation group and geriatric hippie dudes, hello Isaac Asimov and self-aware robots.

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Distraction during sex can be hot sometimes. I’ve definitely attempted to act normal while I was on the phone and simultaneously gotten dicked down from behind. It can be a thrill to bang like that, but I’m afraid that people may have taken it a step too far this time.

Actually, that’s totally just me being melodramatic.

Ticket buying platform TickPick conducted a “scientific” study and noted that 17% of the people who responded admitted to having sex with AirPods in. Peepz, don’t do that. I can’t think of a single reason why you would even entertain the idea. Music on in the background, for sure. Watching TV or porno? Also totally fine. Complete silence? Very OK as well. Why would you not want to share the sounds you are listening to with the person you are fucking?

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Things I’m Here For: Ball Barbers

June 19, 2019
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I don’t care that the video linked below is a Mockumentary, Peepz. Ball Barbers should totally be a thing. For so many years, I shaved my pussy or got it waxed to make sure that all my holes were accessible and hair free for whatever dude I happened to be fucking that weekend. Now though? […]

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Sexual Safe Words

June 17, 2019
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My wife and I tend to immerse ourselves in the kink community during the summer months. There is a convention in New Jersey that happens every July. It’s a safe space for us to experiment and let loose with our fantasies. While we’re anticipating the event, one of the things that keeps coming up in […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Summer Fun

June 15, 2019
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Pool sex will forever be my favorite way to fuck. I love the way that water feels on my skin and feeling completely weightless. Water makes you slow sex down. You can’t just power thrust your way to an orgasm if you’re weightless. I got to take my first dip of the summer last weekend […]

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Should I Masturbate at Work?

June 13, 2019
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I got a new job, my Peepz. It’s a fancy day job that involves me wearing heels and stockings all the time. I tell people what to do, they jump to do it. It’s basically my dream job. I’ve been working in my new digs for just under a month now and I’m starting to […]

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Let’s Celebrate National Sex Day All Year Long

June 10, 2019
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June 9th is National Sex Day because it’s 6/9. That is super funny to me because I am a pervert. Little known Harlot fact? I have a tattoo of a pizza pie that is missing a slice on the back of my leg. My wife has the missing slice tattooed on her arm. On the […]

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