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You know when you watch something that is so strange you feel like you have to share it with the world? That just happened to me. I’m sorry that I’m about to do this to you.

Candy Ken is super colorful character. In his instagram description, he calls himself a PornHub rapper. He’s a camera whore who loves Hello Kitty, temporary tattoos and very tiny underwear.

I like all those things too, so no hate here.

He’s hooked up with famous photographer creep, Terry Richardson to shoot a video of him rapping in all sorts of compromising positions.

Now, back in like 2015, Lola used to write about Creepy Uncle Terry all the time. It’s been a hot minute since we’ve covered what he’s been up to, possibly because he’s been laying low while allegations of sexual misconduct are being hurled in his general direction.

I mean…yeah. Super fucked up stuff was said about him and I don’t know that I was surprised in the slightest. He’s a creep. We call him Creepy Uncle Terry. He’s probably doing stupid shit that he shouldn’t be doing and making people feel SUPER uncomfortable.

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New York is an amazing and overwhelming city because every block is packed with excellent stores, restaurants, and other businesses. There isn’t a horrible place to spend money in the Big Apple because anything less than spectacular would fail instantly. This combination of high population and economic density makes every visible surface in New York prime advertising real estate.

Thanks to a recent policy change by the Metropolitan Transportation Authority, this is even true for the makers of luxury sex toys.

This hasn’t always been the case as a company that specializes in high end erotic products found out. When Unbound’s tasteful but provocative advertisements featuring a drawing of a woman laying in bed with an assortment of sex toys strewn about was plastered around subways, the image was deemed inappropriate by the MTA.

However, they must have been concerned about what tourists would see because New Yorkers are notoriously impervious to anybody’s bullshit. When someone pointed out a stylized cartoon drawing of a woman with vibrator nearby is just about the least racy thing you could expect to see in New York, the MTA agreed and promptly changed their mind.

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Entertainment powerhouse Rihanna has been dipping her toes into the fashion pool with her Fenty line for quite awhile. She’s conquered makeup, sneakers and now with the release of this new lingerie, she’s diving in head first into a pile of my money a la Scrooge Mc Duck.

There are nearly 100 pieces in the line, ranging from everyday t shirt bras to over the top lace teddies. They lingerie has been broken up into four categories, On The Reg (for your everyday stuff), U Cute (for those of us who like a flirty look), Damn (now we’re getting a bit racy) and Black Widow…because everyone needs to live dangerously now and then. Comfort is what is important, not just the physical comfort of the lingerie, but the mental comfort of the person wearing it. Feeling beautiful in and out of the bedroom is so important and Savage X Fenty really seems to embody that.

Savage X Fenty is definitely savagely beautiful.
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I’m a fan of spanking and being spanked. My wife and I play this game where we randomly spank each other in public. The sound of a good smack will really get my blood flowing in all the right places.

For years and years it was legs that I was all about. Not all the way down to the feet, though I do give a hell of a foot massage, but a woman’s legs can drive me straight to masturbation if they’ve got the look that I’m going for. Now though? I’m all about butts.

I totally blame the media’s focus for my newly found appreciation of rears. When the 5 o’clock news started talking about asses, that was probably when I started paying so much attention. Why are newscasters more interested in asses than I am? There is no good reason at all, so I started studying up on asses.

With the summer coming in my party of the world, music festivals are popping up all over the place.

Music festivals are an awesome reason to wear as little clothing as you are comfortable with while you’re jamming out with your friends and listening to your favorite bands.

One of the social media trends that seems to be picking up speed are glitter butts.

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Having Sex On Line?

by Alpha Harlot on May 20, 2018

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I’m freshly back from my vacation and feeling a bit punchy. Spending nine days with my wife in Orlando, Florida did wonders for my temperament, but it made it a bit difficult to concentrate on every day tasks like working. Vacations are better than work every damn time. One of these days I’m going to figure out how to be independently wealthy so that I can leave my day job behind. For now though, I’m just focused on getting through the next 52 weeks until I can take ANOTHER trip.

We visited all the usual Orlando spots, making sure to check out as many people in furry costumes as possible. I can’t even tell you how many rides we went on and, because of that, I feel as though I spent a very large portion of my vacation standing in lines. Patience is a virtue in Orlando. You wait on lines to get tickets, then to get into the parks, then to get through security. Once you’re actually inside, it’s more of the same though.

Everyone has to wait their turn to experience everything that these places have to offer.

I’m always waiting to experience the sexy side of life.
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Masturbation Roll

May 19, 2018
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day – DrunkenStepfather Sabina Gadecki Nude Sex Scene From “Entourage” – CelebJihad Tao Wickrath Braless Breasts in Thin White Tee – TaxiDriverMovie Rosario Dawson Nude on Instagram! – The Nip Slip Charlotte Flair Will Miss Time To Have […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Honey Gold’s Skillful Sex

May 19, 2018
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A few weeks ago one of my Internet friends (and frequent Peeperz commenter), Leonard Taylor, brought Honey Gold to my attention and I’ve had a hard time peeling my eyes away. She is one of the stars of The Gift, that PornHub exclusive clip that Young MA directed. Because I made such a big deal […]

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On My Calendar, EVERY Month Is “Masturbation Month”

May 18, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Survey Says: Regular Sex Important For People Older Than 65

May 17, 2018
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There are more people aged 65 or older in the world than ever before. This is especially true in places such as the United States where advances in medicine have increased the life expectancy of the average person. As a result of this aging population we are seeing an increase in television and movies that […]

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Woman Removes Her Own Breast Implants With DIY Surgery

May 16, 2018
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My sister is a wonderful human being and a bit of an amateur dermatologist. Her desire to rid the world of tiny blemishes was extended to me when she used her various tools, like an electric burning device, to remove a small skintag from my face. She isn’t squeamish at all. The smell of my […]

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