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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

When it comes to one-upmanship in storytelling, I often find myself at a disadvantage with respect to my peers.

In relating some of my more embarrassing work-related moments, for example, I will never be able to top my old friend Chris, who was once tasked with housesitting for the president of the company while the boss was out of town. On the first day of his duties, Chris “borrowed” the boss’ BMW (which he’d been told he could use “in case of an emergency”) to make a food run for our small office team, then proceeded to spill a massive take out order of Mexican food all over said BMW – pungent enchilada sauce and all.

Along those same lines, while I’ve had some unpleasant experiences as a traveler, I’ve never been kidnapped by a fake taxi driver, driven into the hills and held at gunpoint until I handed over every last penny I had on me – as happened to two friends of mine when they were traveling in Ecuador a while back.

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Comedy Spit Roast

by Alpha Harlot on November 15, 2018

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Comedy Spit Roast

What do you get when you cross porn and comedy? A damn good time. The innovative peepz over at Brazzers decided to have a comedy spit roast where laughter and sex allign.

These people are the talented people involved in the spit roast. Following their social media should be your top priority. While they all have completely filthy mouths, everyone stays clothed and it’s totally SFW visually…it’s the audio you’re going to have to make sure your boss isn’t listening to…I mean, unless you’re into sharing raunchy humor with your boss.

We’ve got Debra DiGiovanni, Lisa Ann, Liza Treyger, Charles Dera, Bob The Drag Queen, Bonnie Rotten, Missy Martinez, Guy Branum and Steph Tolev…Sorry/not sorry about all the hyperlinks Peepz.

You know what was cool about this idea? I think that sometimes people take filming porno super seriously because it is kind of serious. Masturbation is serious business…but it’s also hilariously awkward. I was kind of neat to hear Bonnie Rotten riff about her football field sized butthole and refreshing to see Bob The Drag Queen stand on stage and proclaim that because he’s gay and from New York, he’s better than you.

Here’s the whole video:

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Back in the day when I had cable television and not a care in the world, HBO was my jam. I used to have house parties that centered around me cooking enough food for a football team while my friends and I watched whatever was the hot Sunday night HBO show. We flew through classics like Oz, The Sopranos, The Wire…all the good shit.

I think I liked the fact that I could hang out with my vanilla friends and watch pseudo sex scenes with a bunch of action and then discuss the shows afterwords (and during, if I’m being honest…I’m a TV Time Talker, my wife says). What was believable, what was unbelievable…who we wanted to hook up with who…who needed to be written off the show in a bloody train accident.

Because everyone equates HBO shows with sexiness and edge, they’ve decided to get ahead of the competition and hire someone specifically to monitor the sex scenes to make sure that the people involved are always comfortable and that the content is as real as possible.

Talk about Dream Jobs I Wish I Had.
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The internet has been around for quite a while and during my decades of observing it a lot of patterns have arisen. For example, every time around this year some people decide to get really mad about Starbucks’ holiday cups. It doesn’t even feel like Christmas until the news tells me how a paper tube is attacking my wholesome family values.

More recently, an even more fascinating trend has developed: Blizzard releasing a female Overwatch hero that looks exactly like the rest of their female Overwatch heroes and the fanbase collectively masturbating to it.

We saw this just a few months ago with the spring release of Brigitte, a slender female badass with European facial features and a quirky personality. This time it’s Ashe, a slender female badass with European facial features and a quirky personality… and uh, a cowboy hat?

While Ashe’s uninspired character design may be further proof that Blizzard is losing touch with gamers, the launch trailer at BlizzCon was enough to get people interested in the sexy outlaw. Like always, the Genji mains at Pornhub Insights have been watching over the interest in Overwatch’s latest character and have generated some graphs to highlight their findings.

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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

As part of humanity’s ongoing quest to figure out which factors contribute to a greater enjoyment of sex, we get exposed to a lot of wildly different opinions about the key to having thoroughly enjoyable sex.

People often put a number on the contributing factors, as in “The 5 Keys To Great Sex” or “10 Unfiltered Sex Tips for the Best Action You’ve Ever Gotten,” or “13 Common Home Repairs: Tips & Tricks.”

Wait, please disregard that last one. That link was just in my cache because I’m thinking about trying to fix our leaky kitchen faucet myself – rather than wait a week for my husband to try, give up and call out some expensive plumbing service we can’t afford.

At any rate, when people aren’t busying themselves trying to figure out if there’s something they can do to make having sex more enjoyable, they’re busy trying to figure out if there’s some innate, ingrained reason other people enjoy sex more (or less) than they do, or enjoy having it more often, or are better at fixing faucets than they are.

OK, that’s the last time I’m bringing up the sink – I promise. (Sort of… Maybe.)

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Welcome to My Sexy Nightmare

November 8, 2018
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Peepz, I’m partially sorry for the content of this post, but I’ve got a problem with oversharing things that I know that I can’t unsee. I watch crazy gross youtube videos all the time with like ingrown toenail removal and shit and try to show my wife and she thinks it’s totally disturbing that I […]

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Sex and Smell

November 6, 2018
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Sex is an activity where all five of your senses can be affected. The way your partner looks, the mood music that is playing, the way their skin feels when you touch them, the way that their lips taste…all of these things can turn us on or turn us off. One thing that is sometimes […]

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Sex Math, John Meyer and Why “Your Number” Doesn’t Matter

November 5, 2018
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I’ve slept with a whole lot of people, but the only person I’ve fucked in the past 4 years is my wife. There was a period of time where I was doubling and tripling up on my lovers each week just because sex was my hobby and Craig’s list made it easy. The year that […]

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Pornhub Insights on Red Dead Redemption 2 Porn

November 4, 2018
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Be it politics, sports, or entertainment I get all my news from the most trustworthy source I can think of; Facebook posts from people I have never met in real life. I consider all other sources of information to be too unrefined. I recently started working full time for the first time in nearly a […]

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Masturbation Roll

November 3, 2018
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day – DrunkenStepfather Jes Macallan Nude Sex Scene From “Femme Fatales” – CelebJihad Jessica Wright Braless in Black Dress for Halloween – TaxiDriverMovie The Howe Twins does Halloween! Ass Flash! – The Nip Slip Science Just Gave You […]

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