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There’s a Star Wars movie coming out this year and that means one thing: merchandise. Ever since the first Star Wars movie came out in 1977, the franchise has been almost entirely about selling children’s toys to adults. Years later people are still shelling out major cash for Jedis and Stormtroopers that will never see the outside of their packaging.

That’s an impressive feat and a testament to the franchise’s longevity. However, one can only imagine how much better they would be doing if they recognized their true demographic and sold actual Star Wars adult toys.

While there may be a brave few out there who stuck their wookie where the sun doesn’t shine, Lucasfilm has never sold an actual sex toy. Looking to capitalize on this untapped market, an Australian company called Geeky Sex Toys has created a line of erotic toys called Star Toys.

Though copyright law prevents them from giving them explicit Star Was themed names, the iconic image of a neon colored phallus coming out of a metallic saber hilt lets consumers know that “orgasms they will have.”

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Undercover cops scare me. It’s not that I do anything super illegal or anything. I blaze trees every now and then, but since my late 30s hit, I’m finding that it’s harder to get my hands on the stuff since all of my contemporaries seem to have switched to prescription med abuse.

It’s fucking annoying actually, but whatever.

I’m intimidated by cops in general because I honestly try to fly under their radar as much as possible. I don’t bother them by doing anything crazy or illegal, they don’t bother me.

Sometimes shit happens involving cops that doesn’t make any sense to me though. Like last summer when a former Domme couldn’t be a cop in New Jersey. Now a law has been put on the books in Michigan saying that cops that are undercover can’t have sexual intercourse with prostitutes.

I’m confused by this.
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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on December 9, 2017

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Katy Perry Doing the Worm in a Skirt – DrunkenStepfather

Brooklyn Decker Nude Photos Collection – CelebJihad

Alicia Arden Boob Pops Out on Night on the Town – TaxiDriverMovie

Selena Gomez See Through in London! – The Nip Slip

Cardi B Announces That Her New Single Is On The Way – Smoking Section

Ashley Graham and Emily Ratajkowski for Love Advent! – BoobieBlog

Madison Beer – at Delilah in West Hollywood – PrettyHot&Sexy

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Jay-Z admitted that he was unfaithful to Beyonce in a New York Times article that was released on November 29th. Everyone kind of knew it was coming, the music he and Bey have been creating the past few years said as much. Reading the words still made my jaw drop.

A celebrity an infallible human being? Who would have thought.

I’ve put together a fap along today on the topic of cheating in celebration of the awesome NY Times interview which, in all fairness, is a really good read and not just about him stepping out of his marriage.

Let’s get into fantasy mode and get ready to get off together. You Peepz ready? Let’s fap!

A plumber comes over to help clear out the pipes. When the woman of the house’s boyfriend comes over with a present, she decides to get freaky with the plumber while her man is making coffee. I’m not sure how the boyfriend doesn’t hear them banging, but I bet he could use a little cream in his coffee.


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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

Even If you were among the people who were happy with the outcome of the 2016 presidential election, I suspect you’d concede the country could have presented with a better candidate on one side of the contest or the other.

As more than one commentator lamented at the time, 350 million Americans to choose from, and these are the best candidates we could come up with?

In a far narrower sense, I’m having the same reaction to the news porn performer Cherie DeVille and rapper Coolio are ticketing up with each other for a run in 2020.

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Kink Fest: Public Topless Whipping

December 7, 2017
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There are a whole lot of people from my past that don’t understand why I got married. They’ll always see me as the slutty pervert that spent her weeknights trolling Craig’s List so that her weekend were filled with sex. Then I tell them stories like this one and they get a bit of insight […]

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The Human Side Of Sex Robots

December 6, 2017
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Growing up in an anglophile friendly house exposed me to a unique kind of science fiction. While the American sci fi movie has always been big budget epics with tons of explosions, the British prefer a more human approach. Their science fiction is more about social commentary set in a distant but familiar future. The […]

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Prostitute Skirts Law With Pop Up Brothel

December 5, 2017
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The first pop up businesses I was aware of were stands setup under freeway overpasses to sell flowers and candy during the days before Valentines and Mother’s Day. Years later I saw temporary Halloween stores emerge that sold over priced costumes and decorations during October. While these businesses were noble in purpose and excellent examples […]

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Geek Kink Fest: Bound and Tickled

December 5, 2017
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He told me to get undressed, so I did. We were in the dungeon early. There weren’t many people in the room yet, but we wanted to get our play in before it got too crowded. My shirt was pulled over my head, my pants slid down over my ass. I folded both articles of […]

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Woman Wearing Body Paint Visits Mall In Sexy ‘Experiment’

December 4, 2017
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A really good way to give a stunt some academic credibility is to call it a “social experiment.” These are usually done by YouTube personalities who make videos of themselves being rude to strangers and, while they have no scientific value, are a good way to upload pranks and make them sound less mean. However […]

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