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Undercover cops scare me. It’s not that I do anything super illegal or anything. I blaze trees every now and then, but since my late 30s hit, I’m finding that it’s harder to get my hands on the stuff since all of my contemporaries seem to have switched to prescription med abuse.

It’s fucking annoying actually, but whatever.

I’m intimidated by cops in general because I honestly try to fly under their radar as much as possible. I don’t bother them by doing anything crazy or illegal, they don’t bother me.

Sometimes shit happens involving cops that doesn’t make any sense to me though. Like last summer when a former Domme couldn’t be a cop in New Jersey. Now a law has been put on the books in Michigan saying that cops that are undercover can’t have sexual intercourse with prostitutes.

I’m confused by this.
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Masturbation Roll

by RICK RODAY on December 9, 2017

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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Katy Perry Doing the Worm in a Skirt – DrunkenStepfather

Brooklyn Decker Nude Photos Collection – CelebJihad

Alicia Arden Boob Pops Out on Night on the Town – TaxiDriverMovie

Selena Gomez See Through in London! – The Nip Slip

Cardi B Announces That Her New Single Is On The Way – Smoking Section

Ashley Graham and Emily Ratajkowski for Love Advent! – BoobieBlog

Madison Beer – at Delilah in West Hollywood – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Jay-Z admitted that he was unfaithful to Beyonce in a New York Times article that was released on November 29th. Everyone kind of knew it was coming, the music he and Bey have been creating the past few years said as much. Reading the words still made my jaw drop.

A celebrity an infallible human being? Who would have thought.

I’ve put together a fap along today on the topic of cheating in celebration of the awesome NY Times interview which, in all fairness, is a really good read and not just about him stepping out of his marriage.

Let’s get into fantasy mode and get ready to get off together. You Peepz ready? Let’s fap!

A plumber comes over to help clear out the pipes. When the woman of the house’s boyfriend comes over with a present, she decides to get freaky with the plumber while her man is making coffee. I’m not sure how the boyfriend doesn’t hear them banging, but I bet he could use a little cream in his coffee.


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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

Even If you were among the people who were happy with the outcome of the 2016 presidential election, I suspect you’d concede the country could have presented with a better candidate on one side of the contest or the other.

As more than one commentator lamented at the time, 350 million Americans to choose from, and these are the best candidates we could come up with?

In a far narrower sense, I’m having the same reaction to the news porn performer Cherie DeVille and rapper Coolio are ticketing up with each other for a run in 2020.

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There are a whole lot of people from my past that don’t understand why I got married. They’ll always see me as the slutty pervert that spent her weeknights trolling Craig’s List so that her weekend were filled with sex. Then I tell them stories like this one and they get a bit of insight into the woman that I “settled for.” (and by settled for I mean, “stole my heart and changed my life for the better forever”)

When we looked at the schedule of events for Saturday of Geek Kink Fest, we decided right away that we wanted to head into the dungeon early so that we could check out the single-tail whip demonstration. My wife has been on the hunt for “her thing” to immerse herself in within kink culture. My thing is electricity, specifically Violet Wands, though I’ll dabble in floggers and paddles because they’re more readilly available.

Of all the sensations that I’ve experienced in the world of BDSM, the one that I could never ever get used to was single-tail whips.

Paddles and floggers kind of thud on your body. There’s a sting of pain that comes, but it’s less in a specific spot and more spread out on your skin. Single tales are a very direct sting in a precise spot. They’re very tricky. It takes some serious skill play well with the toy. One inch to the left or right and you could seriously injure someone. I think that’s why I never picked one up to learn how to use. They’re intimidating because of the amount of damage that they can cause in the wrong hands.
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The Human Side Of Sex Robots

December 6, 2017
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Growing up in an anglophile friendly house exposed me to a unique kind of science fiction. While the American sci fi movie has always been big budget epics with tons of explosions, the British prefer a more human approach. Their science fiction is more about social commentary set in a distant but familiar future. The […]

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Prostitute Skirts Law With Pop Up Brothel

December 5, 2017
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The first pop up businesses I was aware of were stands setup under freeway overpasses to sell flowers and candy during the days before Valentines and Mother’s Day. Years later I saw temporary Halloween stores emerge that sold over priced costumes and decorations during October. While these businesses were noble in purpose and excellent examples […]

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Geek Kink Fest: Bound and Tickled

December 5, 2017
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He told me to get undressed, so I did. We were in the dungeon early. There weren’t many people in the room yet, but we wanted to get our play in before it got too crowded. My shirt was pulled over my head, my pants slid down over my ass. I folded both articles of […]

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Woman Wearing Body Paint Visits Mall In Sexy ‘Experiment’

December 4, 2017
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A really good way to give a stunt some academic credibility is to call it a “social experiment.” These are usually done by YouTube personalities who make videos of themselves being rude to strangers and, while they have no scientific value, are a good way to upload pranks and make them sound less mean. However […]

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Road Sex Drunk Driving Crash

December 3, 2017
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When you’re driving a car, there are certain things you need to pay attention to. Street signs, stop lights and the actual road are right at the top of the list. Sex while driving is not my cup of tea mostly because I lose control of my limbs when I orgasm, but also because I […]

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